I spent $1,600 on a king size mattress/box spring last night

[edjr 5,572]

I know you're all curious as to what's going on in my life and since none of you are my facebook friends, I thought I would let you know.

 

Haven't picked out a frame/head board yet, but when I do, I will be sure to let you know.

[RLLD 3,455]

A king?

 

Aren't you like, 4'10"? That thing must be like a crib for you....

[KSB2424 3,083]

16 team fantasy league edjr commishs

$100 entry fee

 

Something smells fishy here.

[edjr 5,572]

Aren't you like, 4'10"?

 

you're only off by a foot, but good to see you're paying attention.

 

also, cribs turn me on

[edjr 5,572]

16 team fantasy league edjr commishs

$100 entry fee

 

Something smells fishy here.

 

entry fee is 50, but there is a 25 quitters fee.

[posty 2,296]

you're only off by a foot, but good to see you're paying attention.

 

3'10" and 500+ lbs? Yeah I can see why you would need a king size bed...

[kutulu 1,551]

A king?

 

Aren't you like, 4'10"? That thing must be like a crib for you....

 

He needs extra room for the three bar tramps and all the extra "gear". I expect some pics, soon, focker.

[edjr 5,572]

3'10" and 500+ lbs? Yeah I can see why you would need a king size bed...

 

500? c'mon now, I am so big they turned me down for biggest loser.

[edjr 5,572]

He needs extra room for the three bar tramps and all the extra "gear". I expect some pics, soon, focker.

 

I am putting the queen size I have now in the other room for when "company" stays over.

 

However, I will never post another picture on this messageboard

[kutulu 1,551]

However, I will never post another picture on this messageboard

 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

You overpaid. It should probably costs about half of that.

[edjr 5,572]

You overpaid. It should probably costs about half of that.

 

 

You have no focking clue as usual, but you love to run your yapper as if you know things.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

 

You have no focking clue as usual, but you love to run your yapper as if you know things.

 

Foam with a TV included as well. $999.

http://www.jordans.com/sleeplab/manufactur...n-powerplay.asp

 

and this is not even from a discount place. Lord knows you are not getting top of the line stuff.

 

I will stack my record of knowing things versus yours anyday.

[phillybear 364]

Dullard. I've never paid a nickel for a mattress.

 

Just wait until it gets dark the night before trash day in a ritzy neighborhood, and the world is your oyster.

[jerryskids 5,212]

Dullard. I've never paid a nickel for a mattress.

 

Just wait until it gets dark the night before trash day in a ritzy neighborhood, and the world is your oyster.

I live in a ritzy neighborhood and have put several mattresses out on bulk collection day, which were quickly swooped up by the messican gypsies that drive around collecting that shiot.

 

It may surprise you to know that ritzy kids occassionally piss and shiot the bed. Have fun with my mattress.

[edjr 5,572]

Foam with a TV included as well. $999.

http://www.jordans.com/sleeplab/manufactur...n-powerplay.asp

 

and this is not even from a discount place. Lord knows you are not getting top of the line stuff.

 

I will stack my record of knowing things versus yours anyday.

 

 

The Power Play model is 8"

 

OWNED, mine is 10"

 

now go get your focking shinebox.

 

also, I wasn't aware foam was the only kind of Mattress on the market.

 

I included taxes, shipping charges and extras in the $1600.

[Franknbeans 46]

It may surprise you to know that ritzy kids occassionally piss and shiot the bed. Have fun with my mattress.

You say that like it was a deterrent

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

OWNED, mine is 10"

 

now go get your focking shinebox.

 

also, I wasn't aware foam was the only kind of Mattress on the market.

 

I included taxes, shipping charges and extras in the $1600.

You live in a cardboard box. No way that you can fit a 10" model in there.

[Recidivist 1]

I'm still waiting for the slumber party invite to break this thing in

[edjr 5,572]

You live in a cardboard box. No way that you can fit a 10" model in there.

 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

 

BTW - I assume that you meant 10' and not 10". Otherwise, you are in Gutterboy territory there, shorty.

[edjr 5,572]

BTW - I assume that you meant 10' and not 10". Otherwise, you are in Gutterboy territory there, shorty.

 

The Power Play model is 8"

 

reading down?

 

the one I got is 10" thick, the one you posted is only 8"

 

hence, better.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

reading down?

 

the one I got is 10" thick, the one you posted is only 8"

 

hence, better.

 

I thought we were talking length.

[edjr 5,572]

I thought we were talking length.

 

it's the thickness that matters

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

it's the thickness that matters

 

 

WTF do I care?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got shortchanged on both!

[cgod 0]

 

entry fee is 50, but there is a 25 quitters fee.

 

How many times have you had to pay into that kitty?

[heavy-set 39]

well, ur a king sized douche bag.

[edjr 5,572]

well, ur a king sized douche bag.

 

~This is accurate.