Not so hot porn chick just left my house . . .

[Recidivist 1]

Earlier tonite I got home from my AA meeting and was eating dinner when the phone rang. It was my buddy Dr. Jay Hemmingway (he's not a doctor of course, but he usually has something for whatever might be ailing you). I've known him all of my adult-life from playing hoops and scoring dope. He's an all-around great guy and one of my best friends.

 

Anyway, he was in a financial bind a few weeks back and I lent him $3k. He re-paid me in full a few days later, but has been trying to go the extra mile to show his gratitude. When I loaned him money in the past, in addtion to re-paying me, he would typically throw some free drugs my way. But now that I'm clean (something he respects), he's been trying to do something else special to say thinks.

 

So tonite, he calls and says he's coming by with his friend Erica. I hadn't met her previously, but I had seen pictures. The good Dr. has been banging her for a couple of months and says that he's going to drop her off at my place for a few hours and that I have carte blanche to do whatever I want with her. He told me she has seen pics of me and that she is hot for me

 

I was not the slightest bit interested as I know this chick has focked on film, strips, and has probably turned tricks. That, combined with the fact that the Dr. had probably probed all of her orfices in the last 24 hours, turned me off. Despite my telling the Dr. this, they still came over.

 

This chick was perhaps the dumbest person I have ever met in my life. Her total ignorance was magnified by the fact she and the Dr. were doing blow (I didn't partake). Listening to someone coke babble is bad enough; listening to a stupid person coke babble is exponentially worse.

 

Fortunately, they left a little while ago and I am most satisfied with my decision.

 

Here she is (NSFW): http://bangbros.com/t2/pps=bbonet/profiles?m=Erica-Deen1

[jets24 6]

Earlier tonite I got home from my AA meeting and was eating dinner when the phone rang. It was my buddy Dr. Jay Hemmingway (he's not a doctor of course, but he usually has something for whatever might be ailing you). I've known him all of my adult-life from playing hoops and scoring dope. He's an all-around great guy and one of my best friends.

 

Anyway, he was in a financial bind a few weeks back and I lent him $3k. He re-paid me in full a few days later, but has been trying to go the extra mile to show his gratitude. When I loaned him money in the past, in addtion to re-paying me, he would typically throw some free drugs my way. But now that I'm clean (something he respects), he's been trying to do something else special to say thinks.

 

So tonite, he calls and says he's coming by with his friend Erica. I hadn't met her previously, but I had seen pictures. The good Dr. has been banging her for a couple of months and says that he's going to drop her off at my place for a few hours and that I have carte blanche to do whatever I want with her. He told me she has seen pics of me and that she is hot for me

 

I was not the slightest bit interested as I know this chick has focked on film, strips, and has probably turned tricks. That, combined with the fact that the Dr. had probably probed all of her orfices in the last 24 hours, turned me off. Despite my telling the Dr. this, they still came over.

 

This chick was perhaps the dumbest person I have ever met in my life. Her total ignorance was magnified by the fact she and the Dr. were doing blow (I didn't partake). Listening to someone coke babble is bad enough; listening to a stupid person coke babble is exponentially worse.

 

Fortunately, they left a little while ago and I am most satisfied with my decision.

 

Here she is (NSFW): http://bangbros.com/t2/pps=bbonet/profiles?m=Erica-Deen1

 

You are to be commended for not partaking in the blow and the ######. Well done.

[Chronic Husker 85]

I guess your sponsor said it was a good idea to hang out with your drug dealer and porn star in early sobriety.

 

 

When did January get named Hoax Month at fftoday?

[lagarzlebrew 0]

did you go ATM on her?

[kutulu 1,564]

did you go ATM on her?

 

It looks like someone already did.

[heavy-set 39]

Earlier tonite I got home from my AA meeting and was eating dinner when the phone rang. It was my buddy Dr. Jay Hemmingway (he's not a doctor of course, but he usually has something for whatever might be ailing you). I've known him all of my adult-life from playing hoops and scoring dope. He's an all-around great guy and one of my best friends.

 

Anyway, he was in a financial bind a few weeks back and I lent him $3k. He re-paid me in full a few days later, but has been trying to go the extra mile to show his gratitude. When I loaned him money in the past, in addtion to re-paying me, he would typically throw some free drugs my way. But now that I'm clean (something he respects), he's been trying to do something else special to say thinks.

 

So tonite, he calls and says he's coming by with his friend Erica. I hadn't met her previously, but I had seen pictures. The good Dr. has been banging her for a couple of months and says that he's going to drop her off at my place for a few hours and that I have carte blanche to do whatever I want with her. He told me she has seen pics of me and that she is hot for me

 

I was not the slightest bit interested as I know this chick has focked on film, strips, and has probably turned tricks. That, combined with the fact that the Dr. had probably probed all of her orfices in the last 24 hours, turned me off. Despite my telling the Dr. this, they still came over.

 

This chick was perhaps the dumbest person I have ever met in my life. Her total ignorance was magnified by the fact she and the Dr. were doing blow (I didn't partake). Listening to someone coke babble is bad enough; listening to a stupid person coke babble is exponentially worse.

 

Fortunately, they left a little while ago and I am most satisfied with my decision.

 

Here she is (NSFW): http://bangbros.com/t2/pps=bbonet/profiles?m=Erica-Deen1

#1. I just jerked off all over myself

 

#2 is coke babble worse than drunk babble? One of my fav things to do is to go out, not drink, but listen to the stupid conversations drunk people have. Who would win in a fight, a lion or a bear actually led to a drunk slap fight

[mmmmm...beer 692]

I'd say the's way less of a "Pron Star" than a "Shards/Coke Whure"....

 

I don't consider the bang bus to be high quality anything..... focking nasty....

 

Good call not sticking your cack in that filthy thing.

[Recidivist 1]

You are to be commended for not partaking in the blow and the ######. Well done.

 

Thanks - it wasn't all that difficult as I had just returned home from a meeting. Today is my 42nd day of sobriety

[Recidivist 1]

I guess your sponsor said it was a good idea to hang out with your drug dealer and porn star in early sobriety.

 

 

When did January get named Hoax Month at fftoday?

 

He's not so much a drug dealer as he is a really great friend who is good at networking

 

Also, I did not get a chance to bounce it off my sponsor . . . we can guess with 100% certainty what his answer would have been.

 

Finally, were this a hoax, I would have banged her, but not without much difficulty on her part trying to accomodate my enormous wang

[KSB2424 3,087]

Not a cool move of one of your best boys to do the blow right in front of you fully aware you are trying your hand at sobriety.

 

Dr. Jay Hemmingway gets a

[Recidivist 1]

#1. I just jerked off all over myself

 

#2 is coke babble worse than drunk babble? One of my fav things to do is to go out, not drink, but listen to the stupid conversations drunk people have. Who would win in a fight, a lion or a bear actually led to a drunk slap fight

 

1) Glad to be of service.

 

2) It can be. Coke babble is often more coherent (especially if you are also coked-up) than drunken babble, but it is like someone firing an automatic weapon with infinite ammo - they only shut-up to snort more blow.

[Recidivist 1]

I'd say the's way less of a "Pron Star" than a "Shards/Coke Whure"....

 

I don't consider the bang bus to be high quality anything..... focking nasty....

 

Good call not sticking your cack in that filthy thing.

 

I concur with your assessment of her - that is why I termed her a "porn chick" and not a "porn star".

 

I also concur with your assessment re the quality of the bangbus sites; however, they occasionally have some pretty decent looking gals on there . . . I don't put Erica in that category.

 

Thanks for endorsing my decision

[Jeff Garcia 8]

Here she is (NSFW): http://bangbros.com/t2/pps=bbonet/profiles?m=Erica-Deen1

You mean to tell me they don't pick up unsuspecting girls off the street in those vids? They actually do that for a living? Dammnit, all this time.

[Recidivist 1]

Not a cool move of one of your best boys to do the blow right in front of you fully aware you are trying your hand at sobriety.

 

Dr. Jay Hemmingway gets a

 

Before judging the good Dr. too harshly, please know that he asked first before breaking out the blow. Also, he would not have let me do any even if I had wanted to.

 

You'd love the Dr. (6'4", 205 lbs) if you ever got a chance to ball with us . . . he's probably the best hoopster I've ever had the privilege to play with or against. He's got the smoothest jump shot and can hit it from anywhere on the floor. Although he can't dunk anymore (neither can I), he's unstoppable in the low post. He's an excellent team player, but can take over if everyone else is cold. He's always positive, encouraging and picks everyone else up. Finally, he has a defense first mindset, which I think is key for success on the court.

[Recidivist 1]

You mean to tell me they don't pick up unsuspecting girls off the street in those vids? They actually do that for a living? Dammnit, all this time.

 

You'd be surprised at the number of people who buy their premise hook, line & sinker

[KSB2424 3,087]

Before judging the good Dr. too harshly, please know that he asked first before breaking out the blow. Also, he would not have let me do any even if I had wanted to.

 

You'd love the Dr. (6'4", 205 lbs) if you ever got a chance to ball with us . . . he's probably the best hoopster I've ever had the privilege to play with or against. He's got the smoothest jump shot and can hit it from anywhere on the floor. Although he can't dunk anymore (neither can I), he's unstoppable in the low post. He's an excellent team player, but can take over if everyone else is cold. He's always positive, encouraging and picks everyone else up. Finally, he has a defense first mindset, which I think is key for success on the court.

I understand he asked, and that was at least courteous. However he should have partaken before and after his visit. That would've been the most friendly way to handle that. Your sobriety is your burden to bear, but a good friend would go above and beyond to make it that much easier for you to stay the course. Either way, if it did not bother you, then so be it.

 

I am however a little disappointed with the lack of details. Did Dr.J walk out the room for a bit and left you two alone? How did you make it known you were not interested. The devil is in the details.

[Flashover 0]

I can understand not banging the coke wh0re (diseases etc.) but no pics? She was willing to bang you, I'm sure she would've been ok with you snapping some pics of her. The title of this thread could've been "Pics of not so hot porn chick holding a beer between her boobies".

 

Congrats on not getting coked up & banging the sh1t outta her.

[Savage Beast 1]

I bet that wh0re has herpes, HIV, clap, gonorrhea, and leprosy all rolled into one.

 

She should be on the death pool list along with the good Dr.

[jgcrawfish 232]

I can understand not banging the coke wh0re (diseases etc.) but no pics? She was willing to bang you, I'm sure she would've been ok with you snapping some pics of her. The title of this thread could've been "Pics of not so hot porn chick holding a beer between her boobies".

 

Congrats on not getting coked up & banging the sh1t outta her.

 

1. You can't get the AIDS, the clap, the grunge, the ick or anything else by stickin it between her t!tties

2. Um, as soon as she disrobes, it's ovah. If there ain't a a pimp, a bouncer or a boyfriend standing there to keep your pecker out of her, as soon as the clothes come off, it's on...if you ain't gonna bang her, don't even let her disrobe.

[Me_2006 14]

You are one interesting motherfucker.

 

 

 

Props on continued good decisions.

[Recidivist 1]

I understand he asked, and that was at least courteous. However he should have partaken before and after his visit. That would've been the most friendly way to handle that. Your sobriety is your burden to bear, but a good friend would go above and beyond to make it that much easier for you to stay the course. Either way, if it did not bother you, then so be it.

 

I am however a little disappointed with the lack of details. Did Dr.J walk out the room for a bit and left you two alone? How did you make it known you were not interested. The devil is in the details.

 

This situation has presented itself a couple times previously where he was at my place and purposefully refrained out of respect for me. However, I've told him that I'm fine with it presently, but if that changes, I'll let him know. He usually just goes in the kitchen and sets it up in there so it's all pretty much out of my presence.

 

As far as the chick goes, he's been telling me for weeks that if I ever want to get laid or get my dickk sucked, he will bring her over. I've always declined and explicitly told him before he got here that I wasn't interested. He came by with her anyways as she with him and he had some paperwork he needed me to look at for him.

 

She and I were left alone for a few minutes but just talked. I was polite enough to not pose the questions I wanted answers to (i.e., why & how did you get into porn, etc.) but in hindsight should have asked them. She is not good for conversation, and since I wasn't going to make use of her charms, I was glad when they left.

[Recidivist 1]

I can understand not banging the coke wh0re (diseases etc.) but no pics? She was willing to bang you, I'm sure she would've been ok with you snapping some pics of her. The title of this thread could've been "Pics of not so hot porn chick holding a beer between her boobies".

 

Congrats on not getting coked up & banging the sh1t outta her.

 

She looks pretty much the same as the pics in the link I posted at the start of this thread. She was 19 then, 21 now.

 

Thanks for the kind words

[Recidivist 1]

I bet that wh0re has herpes, HIV, clap, gonorrhea, and leprosy all rolled into one.

 

She should be on the death pool list along with the good Dr.

 

According to my friend, despite the high mileage, she's as clean as a whistle. Nonetheless, I wouldn't fock her with your dickk.

[Recidivist 1]

1. You can't get the AIDS, the clap, the grunge, the ick or anything else by stickin it between her t!tties

2. Um, as soon as she disrobes, it's ovah. If there ain't a a pimp, a bouncer or a boyfriend standing there to keep your pecker out of her, as soon as the clothes come off, it's on...if you ain't gonna bang her, don't even let her disrobe.

 

Maybe I'm different, but I am able to exercise a modicum of self-control in these situations. I've been with several women who were either fully or partially disrobed and instead of banging them, opted for a blow or handjob or mutual masturbation. This stems largely from fear of contracting STDs and, at the time, from not wanting to cheat on my now ex-wife.

[Recidivist 1]

You are one interesting motherfucker.

Props on continued good decisions.

 

Thanks & thanks.

[Me_2006 14]

Maybe I'm different, but I am able to exercise a modicum of self-control in these situations. I've been with several women who were either fully or partially disrobed and instead of banging them, opted for a blow or handjob or mutual masturbation. This stems largely from fear of contracting STDs and, at the time, from not wanting to cheat on my now ex-wife.

Remember kids, blowjobs don't count.

 

 

Your president,

Bill Clinton.

[shotsup 832]

A drug addict with $3,000 in cash to lend out ? You werent a very good drug addict.

[Recidivist 1]

A drug addict with $3,000 in cash to lend out ? You werent a very good drug addict.

 

While I will always be an alcoholic/addict, I've been in recovery and been clean & sober for the past six (6) weeks. Thus, my cash reserves are pretty ample.

 

Also, if I'm not earning $3k (gross) a week, I'm not trying.

[Super Cubs 134]

Also, if I'm not earning $3k (gross) a week, I'm not trying.

Earning $3k a week are you sure your not a dealing as well.

[Recidivist 1]

Earning $3k a week are you sure your not a dealing as well.

 

I haven't dealt for years . . . and then I only did so to subsidise my own habit(s).

 

I've got a full time gig that pays well and allows me to take on outside assignments for which I bill my time at $250 - $300 per hour.

[lagarzlebrew 0]

you are an interesting, and pretty cool, dude...

[kilroy69 1,032]

I would have focked her in the asss and sent her on the way. Just what the DR. ordered.

[Recidivist 1]

you are an interesting, and pretty cool, dude...

 

It takes one to know one (O'Douls)

[Recidivist 1]

I would have focked her in the asss and sent her on the way. Just what the DR. ordered.

 

Yeah, I was thinking that, but remembered I only assfock guys, so it didn't happen

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

j/k of course

[GettnHuge 1]

Yeah, I was thinking that, but remembered I only assfock guys, so it didn't happen

j/k of course

 

Soon you will admit the truth in a future thread: That pron chick I met 2 months ago is pregnant

[Lionsjunkie 1]

I've got a full time gig that pays well and allows me to take on outside assignments for which I bill my time at $250 - $300 per hour.

 

 

Ahhhhh, so you're the pimp

 

Seriously....where in S.FLorida...I'm in Ft. Myers heading to Lauderdale & Miami in the next few weeks for some concerts...I made need a hookup or a friend

 

[Recidivist 1]

Seriously....where in S.FLorida...I'm in Ft. Myers heading to Lauderdale & Miami in the next few weeks for some concerts...I made need a hookup or a friend

 

 

Did you mean "a hookup for a friend" ? If so . . . "friend", huh?

 

I live in north Broward county, not far from Ft. Lauderdale . . . I won't divulge the municipality so as to protect my identity

 

Either way, let me know and I will do my best to oblige

[shotsup 832]

Ahhhhh, so you're the pimp

 

I was thinking he was more of a fluffer

[bweiser831 0]

According to my friend, despite the high mileage, she's as clean as a whistle. Nonetheless, I wouldn't fock her with your dickk.

 

if you would have focked her with my ######, she probably would not have felt anything.

 

oh, and count me in the crowd that's disappointed bang bus isn't real.

[naomi 350]

Nothing against Recidivist, seems like a decent poster but I'm confused what makes this story = cool and really interesting for a few of you.

 

What's the interesting/cool angle... the recovery process, dr. coke friend, the porn chick? All of it together