jgcrawfish 232 Posted February 19, 2010 I had to look up a co-worker in another state today to send an email. I was barely able to address it to: Harry Wang I wish I was making this up. It got me curious, so I found the following actual employees of my company... Harry Wang (no picture in the company phone book for some odd reason) Penny Tang (if it were all that cheap) Hung Tang (hermaphrodite?) Tang Tang (twice the fun) Ya Ting Tang (makes me wanna say "walla-walla-bing-bang") Peter Head (not as qualified as Richard, but still useful) juvenile? yes. but it's friday afternoon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recidivist 1 Posted February 19, 2010 My ex father-in-law had an associate by the name of Richard Beaver. Curiously, he preferred to be called D!ck . . . hence, D!ck Beaver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JTB 52 Posted February 19, 2010 Not co-workers but went to school with these two 1) Richard Head 2) Richard Whacker and I know a guy who's name is Dick. He belongs to the Lake Ontario Trout & Salmon Association. On his jacket, where some people put names it says LOTSA Dick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted February 19, 2010 Not co-workers but went to school with these two 1) Richard Head 2) Richard Whacker and I know a guy who's name is ######. He belongs to the Lake Ontario Trout & Salmon Association. On his jacket, where some people put names it says LOTSA ###### I went to high school with a Richard Head...around there, he was Ricardo Cabeza! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Busted by the Feds 9 Posted February 19, 2010 I had a co-worker named Matt Crapo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted February 19, 2010 my wife has a friend who's last name is Hyman...does it really matter what the first name is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twinsdad 44 Posted February 19, 2010 Co-workers wife is Anita Sinner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 994 Posted February 19, 2010 My mom used to work at same real estate agency as Ben Dover. http://gawker.com/351776/even+tempered-rea...-in-fact-exists Also as a bill collector I had to call an Indian(dots not feathers) and his name did not translate so well to english. It was Anus. Pronounced Ayyy noose. But come on really? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigtraine 24 Posted February 19, 2010 I used to work with a James Bond. Know a guy with the last name Cockshott. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
striker1z 0 Posted February 20, 2010 I once met with a recruiter whose name was Monica Horney. Unfortunately, she did not find me a job, or make me horny. She ended up dating a guy I knew, but it would have been a slam dunk name if she had been attractive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 20, 2010 I know a lady named Sharron Peters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted February 20, 2010 We had a US Representative from NH (democrat) named D!ck Swett. (pronounced "sweat") http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Swett Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernauts 0 Posted February 20, 2010 Went to school with a girl name Starzanne....and her last name (I swear) was Stipes. Yep. That's right. Her name was Starzanne Stipes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted February 22, 2010 High school classmate Richard "######" Player. Also Peter Kweeder. Bro-in-law worked with a guy from Great Britain named Ignatz Jackowack (give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home). Former Head of HR at Conoco Ponca Cty, OK facility was Richard Severance. Not only was he responsible for firing people, but he also had one hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted February 22, 2010 Local Texas athlete Destinee Hooker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted February 23, 2010 Harry Bawls and a Mikle Hunt. They tore up they competition during spring break! Bastards!!!!! Juanna Hung Lowe was very popular after graduation. She had a fenced in yard that we called a farm. We called her "Money". Her dad called us cuntkillers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted February 23, 2010 my wife has a friend who's last name is Hyman...does it really matter what the first name is? Buster???? If so...that's sik! I also knew a chick named Lott. First name...Mona. My dad fawked her good. Brody and Mona........Lott! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted February 23, 2010 D1ck Burns. Yeah, he didn't think it was that funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackARoot 2 Posted February 23, 2010 I have a paralegal who goes by the first name "Frosty", a nickname that her grandma gave her and it stuck. Also, recently dealt with a deputy prosecutor named Kent Eastwood ... go ahead punk, make my day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JTB 52 Posted February 23, 2010 Went to school with a girl name Starzanne....and her last name (I swear) was Stipes. Yep. That's right. Her name was Starzanne Stipes. White or Black? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted February 23, 2010 Jgcrawfish Suxacock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted February 23, 2010 Jgcrawfish Suxacock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
