breaking up is hard to do

[Me_2006 14]

^What's your issue? You seem like a funny dude. Bitches love funny guys.

[Mookz 1,288]

^What's your issue? You seem like a funny dude. Bitches love funny guys.

Extreme lack of confidence.

 

Got anything for that?

[Dr.Grimm 0]

I believe goGrimm, heavy-set, eaglesinmylifetime, and I are still in the midst of a contest wherein the first person to "get laid" wins an FFT t-shirt, and the last man standing commits suicide:

 

http://www.fftodayfo...1

 

Honor system, no hoars allowed.

 

So it pains me to see Dr.Grimm being injected with any sort of confidence, like this.

 

I remember this contest. All except the last man standing commits suicide part.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,940]

Well, come to find out, I got sloppy 3rds that night.

 

 

Better than no sloppiness, no?

[IGotWorms 3,391]

Extreme lack of confidence.

 

Got anything for that?

 

Don't put the pussay on the pedestal.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,940]

I remember this contest. All except the last man standing commits suicide part.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEeuhZ6qS0o

 

 

Chase your dreams.

[Me_2006 14]

Extreme lack of confidence.

 

Got anything for that?

Just find what you have going for you and accentuate that. Put yourself in situations where you can show it off and feel comfortable. You're also more likely to find chicks with similar interests and who are glad to find someone with knowledge or ability or whatever in that area. All that boosts your confidence and your chances.

 

If all else fails, fake that shiit. I'm your average white boy but you wont ever find me lacking confidence, even if it's manufactured. Besides, how often do you see a guy and girl together and go "WTF is he doing with her? He could get someone MUCH better looking"? Never, right? Chicks ALWAYS end up with some doofus that isn't in their league. YOU can be that doofus, my friend.

[shotsup 832]

She knows I am disabled and didn't run. So there is hope.

 

you forgot to mention she is tied up in your basement !

[SUXBNME 1,348]

Extreme lack of confidence.

 

Got anything for that?

I got something for that...It's called the "I don't give a sh1t anymore" syndrome.

Seriously, I have a really nice looking woman that just wants to fock me on weekends, but I can't finish the deal. Why? Because I whack off too much. (and drink too much)

 

I'll stay hard as a rock (for the most part) for however long she needs to either orgasm or fake it, But I can't ###### for the life of me.

 

Yea...This has nothing to do with anything mentioned in this thread, but I just got home from the local non red dot injun casino and had to vent. (brought up $40.00, left with $5.00.)

 

Mebbe I'll start a thread about how jerking desentitizes one.

Meh...fock you all

[shotsup 832]

 

Mebbe I'll start a thread about how jerking desentitizes one.

 

 

 

[nikki2200 4]

Extreme lack of confidence.

 

Got anything for that?

 

Alcohol.

[nikki2200 4]

I got something for that...It's called the "I don't give a sh1t anymore" syndrome.

Seriously, I have a really nice looking woman that just wants to fock me on weekends, but I can't finish the deal. Why? Because I whack off too much. (and drink too much)

 

I'll stay hard as a rock (for the most part) for however long she needs to either orgasm or fake it, But I can't ###### for the life of me.

 

Yea...This has nothing to do with anything mentioned in this thread, but I just got home from the local non red dot injun casino and had to vent. (brought up $40.00, left with $5.00.)

 

Mebbe I'll start a thread about how jerking desentitizes one.

Meh...fock you all

 

Holy mother of god.

[kutulu 1,558]

I got something for that...It's called the "I don't give a sh1t anymore" syndrome.

Seriously, I have a really nice looking woman that just wants to fock me on weekends, but I can't finish the deal. Why? Because I whack off too much. (and drink too much)

 

I'll stay hard as a rock (for the most part) for however long she needs to either orgasm or fake it, But I can't ###### for the life of me.

 

Yea...This has nothing to do with anything mentioned in this thread, but I just got home from the local non red dot injun casino and had to vent. (brought up $40.00, left with $5.00.)

 

Mebbe I'll start a thread about how jerking desentitizes one.

Meh...fock you all

 

I "sealed the deal" three times the other night all focked up on booze and blow.

[jerryskids 5,304]

I believe goGrimm, heavy-set, eaglesinmylifetime, and I are still in the midst of a contest wherein the first person to "get laid" wins an FFT t-shirt, and the last man standing commits suicide:

 

http://www.fftodayfo...1

 

Honor system, no hoars allowed.

 

So it pains me to see Dr.Grimm being injected with any sort of confidence, like this.

Don't forget joeshushu. I'm pretty sure he is an alias, but he brings the funny about his pathetic life.

[Dr.Grimm 0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEeuhZ6qS0o

 

 

Chase your dreams.

 

[Dr.Grimm 0]

Better than no sloppiness, no?

Very true. Plus, she gave the best blowjobs ever!!! One night, she sucked me off. However, she didn't stop after my eruption. Next thing I know, I am getting hard again and eventually, explode again. Best BJ I ever got.

 

you forgot to mention she is tied up in your basement !

 

[OldMaid 1,838]

I got something for that...It's called the "I don't give a sh1t anymore" syndrome.

Seriously, I have a really nice looking woman that just wants to fock me on weekends, but I can't finish the deal. Why? Because I whack off too much. (and drink too much)

 

I'll stay hard as a rock (for the most part) for however long she needs to either orgasm or fake it, But I can't ###### for the life of me.

 

Yea...This has nothing to do with anything mentioned in this thread, but I just got home from the local non red dot injun casino and had to vent. (brought up $40.00, left with $5.00.)

 

Mebbe I'll start a thread about how jerking desentitizes one.

Meh...fock you all

That's SO sad!

[Mookz 1,288]

I remember this contest. All except the last man standing commits suicide part.

I guess that means you're safe.

 

But really, you've gotta be the favorite just based on how low your standards are. Like that fat bikini girl from the other thread. I think you even implied that you would fock nikki in her boots thread.

 

Don't put the pussay on the pedestal.

Great advice. She'll be more comfortable on a mattress or sofa.

 

Just find what you have going for you and accentuate that. Put yourself in situations where you can show it off and feel comfortable. You're also more likely to find chicks with similar interests and who are glad to find someone with knowledge or ability or whatever in that area. All that boosts your confidence and your chances.

 

If all else fails, fake that shiit. I'm your average white boy but you wont ever find me lacking confidence, even if it's manufactured. Besides, how often do you see a guy and girl together and go "WTF is he doing with her? He could get someone MUCH better looking"? Never, right? Chicks ALWAYS end up with some doofus that isn't in their league. YOU can be that doofus, my friend.

Thanks blood brother, I'll try to put some of those techniques to use.

 

I got something for that...It's called the "I don't give a sh1t anymore" syndrome.

Seriously, I have a really nice looking woman that just wants to fock me on weekends, but I can't finish the deal. Why? Because I whack off too much. (and drink too much)

 

I'll stay hard as a rock (for the most part) for however long she needs to either orgasm or fake it, But I can't ###### for the life of me.

 

Yea...This has nothing to do with anything mentioned in this thread, but I just got home from the local non red dot injun casino and had to vent. (brought up $40.00, left with $5.00.)

 

Mebbe I'll start a thread about how jerking desentitizes one.

Meh...fock you all

 

Alcohol.

Would that it were that easy, friend of friends.

 

Don't forget joeshushu. I'm pretty sure he is an alias, but he brings the funny about his pathetic life.

He's welcome to join in if he'd also like a crack at a t-shirt/death.

[Dr.Grimm 0]

I guess that means you're safe.

 

But really, you've gotta be the favorite just based on how low your standards are. Like that fat bikini girl from the other thread. I think you even implied that you would fock nikki in her boots thread.

 

 

 

I do have pretty low standards. I would definitely fock nikki, she is way out of my league, so the desperation factor doesn't apply to her.