An open discussion of OldMaid's hallway

[NorthernVike 2,080]

MY HALLWAY IS FINE, DAMNIT!

 

 

Discuss!

[drobeski 3,061]

Gaping

[420allstars 13]

less moisture then the sahara !

[drobeski 3,061]

Used

[drobeski 3,061]

Hoarders

[phillybear 365]

Gave Zoolander the black lung.

[drobeski 3,061]

There's something fishy about it

[NorthernVike 2,080]

When she remodeled, she had it painted beige.

[drobeski 3,061]

Shag carpet and paneling

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Echo echo echo

[NorthernVike 2,080]

a guy felled in once. He dropped his flashlight and was wandering around aimlessly when he ran into anther guy. 1st guy says...hey man help me find my flashlight and we'll be able to walk out. 2nd guy says...fock that, help me find my car keys and we'll drive out.

[Franknbeans 46]

tacky

[drobeski 3,061]

Hambush

[NorthernVike 2,080]

OldMaid's boyfriend was playing with her one night when she told him to put a finger in there. Then she said to put a second one in there, then a third and forth. Then she told him to put his whole hand in there, then she said to put his other hand in there. At that point she told him to clap. He said...I can't. OldMaid says...tight, isn't it?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

tacky

Like trying to pull apart a cold grilled cheese sammich.

[phillybear 365]

Was featured in a photo called "tubgirl".

[drobeski 3,061]

It grosses flys out

[cyclone24 1,814]

Like a bag of wet leaves.....

[IronToe Nedney 0]

Is a veritable breeding ground for bats.

 

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Has longer curtains than in the movie Gone with the wind.

[dain11279 930]

Comical that it gets no respect. Considering it looks like Rodney Dangerfield.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

You can take a donkey tour to the bottom.

[cyclone24 1,814]

Not even Mark Wahlberg can prevent it from being overtaken by many many men........

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Has it's own 'Memorial wall'

[drobeski 3,061]

Osha requires a tripod, harness and hazmat suit when within 10 feet.

[cyclone24 1,814]

If you look directly at it......you can see into the future.

[cyclone24 1,814]

Couple years ago they found 2 more Chilean miners in there.....

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Is worth a fortune with all the men's wedding rings that have been lost in it.

[Mungwater 588]

Old man winters used it as his mask in scooby doo

[Riddlen 1]

I__________I___ ()

[phillybear 365]

Scratched on a wall on the inside "Pinocchio wuz here"

[phillybear 365]

Has hosted American Idol auditions the last 3 years.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Is better known as...Area 51

[The Next Generation 10]

it matches the dried beef curtains

[BunnysBastatrds 1,933]

Maybe the dumpster's proximity to the hallway entrance needs attention.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Maybe the dumpster's proximity to the hallway entrance needs attention.

Her back door could be an other discussion all together.

[Drizzay 648]

It the very reason the hotdog/hallway joke came to be.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

It the very reason the hotdog/hallway joke came to be.

Great, so we can thank her for nikki.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,933]

Here back door could be an other discussion all together.

 

 

She lives in Cali. I wonder if she has adequate eartquake insurance just in case things shift and it's condemned?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Is a bigger hole than the one in the Italian cruise ship.