gocolts 300 Posted May 7, 2013 Not much of a surprise to see Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold on the list. But number three I would have NEVER guessed, and I have watched those movies doznes of times too. Still not sure how he got that many kills. Here is the list copied and pasted for your viewing pleasure. 10. Jean-Claude Van Damme We haven't heard much from Jean-Claude Van Damme in while but he left his mark by killing 328 people in 26 movies. 9. Charles Bronson Movies weren't as violent in Charles Bronson's days but he managed to rack many over his career. Charles Bronson was most famous for his roles in The Great Escape and The Dirty Dozen but most of his kills came from the Death Wish movies. Bronson racked up 377 kills over 38 movies. 8. Clint Eastwood Clint Eastwood has been both "The Man With No Name" and "Dirty" Harry so it shouldn't be a surprise that he has killed many throughout the years. In 31 movies Clint Eastwood killed 396 bad guys. 7. Steven Seagal I never understood the fascination with Steven Seagal. It's a little bit clearer now though since anybody that kills 420 people in 24 movies is going to be popular among movie goers. 6. Mel Gibson Mel Gibson did a lot of killing in the Lethal Weapon movies but he had more kills in Braveheart than all the others combined. Gibson had a total of 421 kills in 19 movies. Now we just need the SCMS to calculate how many times Mel Gibson pulled up his kilt and mooned bad guys. 5. Sylvester Stallone Sylvester Stallone's 449 kills in 19 movies was his total before the new Rambo movie so expect him to move up the list when those numbers are calculated. Sly's three top killing movies include two Rambo movies and Demolition Man. 4. Chuck Norris We all know that if he wanted to Chuck Norris would have the most kills, and he'd kill everybody on this list too. But fortunately Chuck Norris also has a little self control so he has only killed 455 bad guys in 27 movies. 3. Harrison Ford Harrison Ford is third in most kills but he's first in kills per movie (they only take movies where somebody is killed into account so Ford's dramas don't count). Harrison Ford killed 508 bad guys in 16 movies for a clip of 31 per movie. A majority of these kills are due to 387 kills in Return of the Jedi. 2. Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold's kill total could've been higher but that stupid John Connors had to program the Terminator not to kill anybody in Terminator 2. Arnold still reached number two thanks to movies such as Commando, True Lies, Total Recall and Predator. Arnold killed 538 baddies in 20 movies. 1. Dolph Lundgren Wasn't expecting that one were you? Dolph Lundgren might not be as popular or well known as Arnold, Harrison Ford or Sly Stallone but he is the top killing machine in movies. Dolph Lundgren has killed 662 people in 23 movies. Lundgren's number one killing movie was 182 kills in The Punisher. My link Only thing I can think of for Solo getting that many is when he blew up that shield generator on Endor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 136 Posted May 7, 2013 i couldn't beleive that either... i mean, are they giving him credit for the ark of the covenant??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted May 7, 2013 i couldn't beleive that either... i mean, are they giving him credit for the ark of the covenant??? "A majority of these kills are due to 387 kills in Return of the Jedi." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 136 Posted May 7, 2013 "A majority of these kills are due to 387 kills in Return of the Jedi." if this were the case wouldn't mark hamil sp? have killed millions when he blew up the deathstar??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted May 7, 2013 if this were the case wouldn't mark hamil sp? have killed millions when he blew up the deathstar??? Not sure about millions but a hell of lot more than 387. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,315 Posted May 7, 2013 if this were the case wouldn't mark hamil sp? have killed millions when he blew up the deathstar??? Harrison Ford gets all the glory because after Star Wars, he went on to be a studly stud megastar. Just to keep the record straight, yes, it was Mark Hamill who blew up the Death Star so he gets credit for all of 'em. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,305 Posted May 7, 2013 Harrison Ford gets all the glory because after Star Wars, he went on to be a studly stud megastar. Just to keep the record straight, yes, it was Mark Hamill who blew up the Death Star so he gets credit for all of 'em. What about the guy who blew up Alderan? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 136 Posted May 7, 2013 Harrison Ford gets all the glory because after Star Wars, he went on to be a studly stud megastar. Just to keep the record straight, yes, it was Mark Hamill who blew up the Death Star so he gets credit for all of 'em. i suppose the thread does say 'action hero'... Sorry Hamill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted May 7, 2013 i suppose the thread does say 'action hero'... Sorry Hamill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,315 Posted May 7, 2013 What about the guy who blew up Alderan? No doubt there were more deaths on Alderaan, but George Lucas had them pegged as innocent civilians or good guys. So he's clearly biased. In order for those deaths to count as bad guys, we'd need to get phillybear to direct the next Star Wars movie so he can tell the Empire's side of the story and how all those evil SOBs on Alderaan richly deserved what they had coming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted May 7, 2013 GFIAFP. Single handedly winning the War on Terror, starting on that clear September day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted May 7, 2013 if this were the case wouldn't mark hamil sp? have killed millions when he blew up the deathstar??? The first Death Star is depicted in various sources of having a crew of 265,675, as well as 52,276 gunners, 607,360 troops, 30,984 stormtroopers, 42,782 ship support staff, and 180,216 pilots and support crew. Source Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 136 Posted May 7, 2013 Then i got to thinking... what is the value of each person killed... In Rocky IV Dolph killed Apollo Creed... should that count as killing 10 normal men? (does Dolph get another bonus for doing it right after a smooth little diddy by James Brown?) Then that got me thinking, Ahhhnold killed the predator... does that count as like 100 Apollo Creeds? Back to Rocky IV, Dolph and Stallone collectively killed communism... what's that worth? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,667 Posted May 7, 2013 Will Smith should be on there for blowing up the alien mothership in independence day. Also feel like Wesley Snipes killed a bunch of vampires in the blade trilogy. List makers probably just racist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted May 7, 2013 Will Smith should be on there for blowing up the alien mothership in independence day. Also feel like Wesley Snipes killed a bunch of vampires in the blade trilogy. List makers probably just racist. Smallest sample up there is 16 action movies, not sure how many Snipes has done, but Smith is nowhere close. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted May 7, 2013 I wonder how many James Bond has killed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackARoot 2 Posted May 7, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_Ds2ytz4o&oq=indiana%20jones%20kills%20&gs_l=youtube..0.5j0.2149.11017.0.16128.28.20.4.4.4.0.93.1229.20.20.0.ytns%2Cpt%3D-30%2Cn%3D2..0.0...1ac.1.11.youtube.yfznjnN3Hc0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,305 Posted May 7, 2013 No doubt there were more deaths on Alderaan, but George Lucas had them pegged as innocent civilians or good guys. So he's clearly biased. In order for those deaths to count as bad guys, we'd need to get phillybear to direct the next Star Wars movie so he can tell the Empire's side of the story and how all those evil SOBs on Alderaan richly deserved what they had coming. 1. Maybe we have to actually see the people die on-screen. 2. Assuming Alderaan had a population of billions, I'm assuming a few million at least were complete d1cks. 3. A Flock of Seagulls should have been on the soundtrack and sang Alderaan (so far away). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites