Butt Cleaning - Anyone ever do this?

[hoytdwow 202]

Dunno about the rest of you mangy dorks but I give the ol' undercarriage a good wash every morning

[Mile High Drunk 13]

Baby wipes count?

[hoytdwow 202]

Baby wipes count?

 

baby wipes >>>> TP

[NewbieJr 540]

I do a handstand in the shower.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,920]

I'm always tempted to putt soap on my finger and insert, but that might be ghey, so I always chicken out.

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

i thought this was going to be a thread about colonics

[timschochet 3]

I have bidets in my houses.

[IGotWorms 3,315]

No, never.

[Inhiding 0]

this was a short lived show on FX about people with eating disorder but the following clip pertains to the discussion:

 

 

probably NSFW

[OldMaid 1,838]

No, never.

You never wash your ass? Ewww... gross!

[IGotWorms 3,315]

You never wash your ass? Ewww... gross!

Well there was that one time I accepted a rimmer from Nikki

[OldMaid 1,838]

Well there was that one time I accepted a rimmer from Nikki

Still gross.

 

 

You really should wash that thing once in awhile. You could have dingleberries from the 90's hanging back there.

[GettnHuge 1]

I scoot across the yard evry morn

[shotsup 832]

I'm always tempted to putt soap on my finger and insert, but that might be ghey, so I always chicken out.

 

WHAT - I soap up that fawker and dig four fingers up there in there- I have the cleanest balloon knot in NY

[wiffleball 4,645]

I have a shower massager. It took a while to get it all up in there, but now I plant that thing deep in the Danger Zone and shoot water out of my mouth like a city park sprinkler head.

 

 

[OldMaid 1,838]

WHAT - I soap up that fawker and dig four fingers up there in there- I have the cleanest balloon knot in NY

:speechless:

[BunnysBastatrds 1,920]

 

WHAT - I soap up that fawker and dig four fingers up there in there- I have the cleanest balloon knot in NY

 

 

"Can you dig it?"

 

I knew you were a Warrior.

[wiffleball 4,645]

 

WHAT - I soap up that fawker and dig four fingers up there in there- I have the cleanest balloon knot in NY

 

Shots is the only guy I know that can give himself his own reach-around.

[wiffleball 4,645]

I've oftentimes considered purchasing a test tube cleaner/brush. I'm quite sure that would be the most effective instrument for rectal remediation- especially if I'm suffering from the 'roids of death.

[shotsup 832]

:speechless:

Never

[shotsup 832]

 

Shots is the only guy I know that can give himself his own reach-around.