***The Official Seattle Seahawks 2013 Season Thread***

[FlaHawker 24]

"You're only a tough guy online!" Jesus what a freaking puss you are.

I bet you wouldn't say that to my face

[FlaHawker 24]

 

 

And stop with the "you don't play NFC West style defense". Our defense was top faive all year. We've shut down the best runners over the past six weeks and are ranked second in sacks. This is as physical a defense as any in the west.

Top faive? Is that Creole for five? No, the Saints are soft.

[NewbieJr 541]

Wow a mom joke.

Not a mom joke. A juvenile, pimply-faced pussie joke.

[FlaHawker 24]

Not a mom joke. A juvenile, pimply-faced pussie joke.

Now he's stealing MDC lines

[Sho Nuff 720]

Now he's stealing MDC lines

 

Coming from the guy that steals RP's nicknaming schtick all the time.

Classic.

[FlaHawker 24]

 

Coming from the guy that steals RP's nicknaming schtick all the time.

Classic.

Hi Chime!

[murf74 461]

So has Flahawker drove away all the other Seahawks fans. All I see is him flailing around whiffing on his one liners making himself look like a fool.

[Sho Nuff 720]

Hi Chime!

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=430596&p=5179875

 

hi hypocrite

[FlaHawker 24]

So has Flahawker drove away all the other Seahawks fans. All I see is him flailing around whiffing on his one liners making himself look like a fool.

[FlaHawker 24]

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=430596&p=5179875

 

hi hypocrite

 

What time is the Packer game? Oh that's right, September.

[FlaHawker 24]

Quick preview of Saturday's game:

 

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fniketalk.com%2Fforum%2Fpost%2F16853777&h=0&w=0&sz=1&tbnid=cVCMezFqEXfcNM&tbnh=244&tbnw=206&zoom=1&docid=uv5CMUoXZMTXHM&hl=en&ei=CsTMUpK3NaPa2AXE-YHYBg&ved=0CA4QsCUoBg&biw=1920&bih=939

[jgcrawfish 232]

Quick preview of Saturday's game:

 

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fniketalk.com%2Fforum%2Fpost%2F16853777&h=0&w=0&sz=1&tbnid=cVCMezFqEXfcNM&tbnh=244&tbnw=206&zoom=1&docid=uv5CMUoXZMTXHM&hl=en&ei=CsTMUpK3NaPa2AXE-YHYBg&ved=0CA4QsCUoBg&biw=1920&bih=939

 

And a quick review of the last time your team was any good...

 

http://www.images.aerolatino-geba.com.ar/06super-xlarge4.jpg

 

 

[jgcrawfish 232]

Q: How many Seahawks fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in the 49ers shadow!

Q: What do you call an Seattle Seahawks with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Seattle Seahawks and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What is the difference between a Seahawks fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Seattle Seahawks.

Q: How do you keep an Seattle Seahawks out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: What is a Seattle Seahawks fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Arizona."

Q: How do you stop an Seattle Seahawks fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Arizona Red!

Q: What is th difference between a bucket of and an Seattle Seahawks fan?
A: The bucket.

Q: If you have a car containing a Seahawks wide receiver, a Seahawks linebacker, and a Seahawks defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: A cop.

 

[phillybear 366]

Let's see. A few week ago, the Seattle Seahawks on a Monday Night game pulled down the Saint's pants and the nation laughed and laughed at their New Orleans itty bitty pink parts. Fast forward to this rematch, and all of the sudden the Saints are walking around with a swagger after beating the team to emerge out of the worst division in the NFL. You don't get over a demolition like that with lip service. Deep down, way down nestled inside the marrow of their bones, the Saints know exactly what is going to happen. They can deny it all they want. They can also create false controversy to try to get fired up. Sean Payton is whining that the Seahawks ran up the score in the previous game even though the Seahawks scored 7 points in the 2nd half, none in the 4th quarter. You know, Payton is a good coach, but when you resort to clown tactics like a Harbaugh would, then you deserve the beatdown that is coming. I don't want to just win. I want to run up the score. Really stick it in.

[phillybear 366]

Q: How many Seahawks fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None they are happy living in the 49ers shadow!

 

Q: What do you call an Seattle Seahawks with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

 

Q: What's the difference between the Seattle Seahawks and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

 

Q: What is the difference between a Seahawks fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

 

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Seattle Seahawks.

 

Q: How do you keep an Seattle Seahawks out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.

 

Q: What is a Seattle Seahawks fan's favorite whine?

A: "We can't beat Arizona."

 

Q: How do you stop an Seattle Seahawks fan from beating his wife?

A: Dress her in Arizona Red!

 

Q: What is th difference between a bucket of ###### and an Seattle Seahawks fan?

A: The bucket.

 

Q: If you have a car containing a Seahawks wide receiver, a Seahawks linebacker, and a Seahawks defensive back, who is driving the car?

A: A cop.

 

 

Nice. A 1930's club comic makes an appearance. Got any material you didn't copy and paste from a caveman's living room?

[Kopy 572]

Let's see. A few week ago, the Seattle Seahawks on a Monday Night game pulled down the Saint's pants and the nation laughed and laughed at their New Orleans itty bitty pink parts. Fast forward to this rematch, and all of the sudden the Saints are walking around with a swagger after beating the team to emerge out of the worst division in the NFL. You don't get over a demolition like that with lip service. Deep down, way down nestled inside the marrow of their bones, the Saints know exactly what is going to happen. They can deny it all they want. They can also create false controversy to try to get fired up. Sean Payton is whining that the Seahawks ran up the score in the previous game even though the Seahawks scored 7 points in the 2nd half, none in the 4th quarter. You know, Payton is a good coach, but when you resort to clown tactics like a Harbaugh would, then you deserve the beatdown that is coming. I don't want to just win. I want to run up the score. Really stick it in.

Payton could bang Wilson's wife in the a$$ and post pictures of it on line. And he would still be a better human being than Little Jimmy.

[FlaHawker 24]

 

And a quick review of the last time your team was any good...

 

http://www.images.aerolatino-geba.com.ar/06super-xlarge4.jpg

 

 

So when did you move down from Pittsburgh?

[phillybear 366]

Payton could bang Wilson's wife in the a$$ and post pictures of it on line. And he would still be a better human being than Little Jimmy.

 

True. But why would he lower himself to a Harbaugh type of move at all? Everybody sees the difference in the Saints this year and last year. He's a difference maker. But if you want to bring bulletin board material into the game, do it right. I can appreciate that. You don't make stuff up and can't back it up with anything concrete. Hey, they ran up the score, but didn't actually score, but they would have. What the hell? It's like one of the college bowl games I watched. QB running near the sidelines, both feet inbounds. The defender two hand shoves him out of bounds. Flag. The ref then called it: "unnecessary roughness, while the QB was in bounds, late hit out of bounds". And I'm like, what the fock?

 

I kind of like the Saturday early start time this week. I can booze it up and not worry about passing out before the end of the game.

[FlaHawker 24]

Q: How many Seahawks fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None they are happy living in the 49ers shadow!

 

Q: What do you call an Seattle Seahawks with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

 

Q: What's the difference between the Seattle Seahawks and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

 

Q: What is the difference between a Seahawks fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

 

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Seattle Seahawks.

 

Q: How do you keep an Seattle Seahawks out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.

 

Q: What is a Seattle Seahawks fan's favorite whine?

A: "We can't beat Arizona."

 

Q: How do you stop an Seattle Seahawks fan from beating his wife?

A: Dress her in Arizona Red!

 

Q: What is th difference between a bucket of ###### and an Seattle Seahawks fan?

A: The bucket.

 

Q: If you have a car containing a Seahawks wide receiver, a Seahawks linebacker, and a Seahawks defensive back, who is driving the car?

A: A cop.

 

If you're going to plagiarize jokes, at least make them funny jokes.

[phillybear 366]

And, so it has begun.

 

The head ref for the Seattle New Orleans game was born in Louisiana and is a graduate of LSU.

 

[phillybear 366]

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[jgcrawfish 232]

And, so it has begun.

 

The head ref for the Seattle New Orleans game was born in Louisiana and is a graduate of LSU.

 

 

You're absolutely correct...it has begun...Seacvnt fans are whining and making excuses BEFORE the game even starts.

 

[Sho Nuff 720]

What time is the Packer game? Oh that's right, September.

 

Good one...you really got me.

Go ahead and call me bald...that one is fun too.

[Kopy 572]

 

True. But why would he lower himself to a Harbaugh type of move at all? Everybody sees the difference in the Saints this year and last year. He's a difference maker. But if you want to bring bulletin board material into the game, do it right. I can appreciate that. You don't make stuff up and can't back it up with anything concrete. Hey, they ran up the score, but didn't actually score, but they would have. What the hell? It's like one of the college bowl games I watched. QB running near the sidelines, both feet inbounds. The defender two hand shoves him out of bounds. Flag. The ref then called it: "unnecessary roughness, while the QB was in bounds, late hit out of bounds". And I'm like, what the fock?

 

I kind of like the Saturday early start time this week. I can booze it up and not worry about passing out before the end of the game.

I find it even funnier that Harbaugh, tried to one up us.

Professional Wrestler Daniel Bryan is a huge Seattle fan, and a couple weeks ago brought down the house when he said go Seahawks on national television.

 

3 weeks later Harbaugh needs Ric Flair for a motivational speech?

This hamster can't even think for himself and come up with his own ideas.

[phillybear 366]

 

You're absolutely correct...it has begun...Seacvnt fans are whining and making excuses BEFORE the game even starts.

 

 

The NFL removed a replacement official from a game last season due to conflict of interest because they felt he might show bias in officiating a game.

 

I'm just saying that they could have been more careful in the crew assignments for the playoffs based on past precedent they have already established.

[NewbieJr 541]

And, so it has begun.

 

The head ref for the Seattle New Orleans game was born in Louisiana and is a graduate of LSU.

 

 

As if the refereeing wasn't going to be your excuse already if the Seahawks lost. It's your built-in excuse for every loss.

[phillybear 366]

I find it even funnier that Harbaugh, tried to one up us.

Professional Wrestler Daniel Bryan is a huge Seattle fan, and a couple weeks ago brought down the house when he said go Seahawks on national television.

 

3 weeks later Harbaugh needs Ric Flair for a motivational speech?

This hamster can't even think for himself and come up with his own ideas.

 

I mentioned in this thread before, when RAW was in Seattle, they filled up the ring with every living past champ in a promo for Jon Cena vs Randy Orton. The crowd took over with Daniel Bryan chants and sh!t all over the in ring promo and booed every other wrestler. And of course last week the WWE turned Daniel Bryan heel. Because he was too beloved by the fans. Easily the most over guy in the company, moving the most merchandise. Even the Seattle WWE guys get screwed.

[phillybear 366]

 

As if the refereeing wasn't going to be your excuse already if the Seahawks lost. It's your built-in excuse for every loss.

 

The reason the Eagles lost to the Saints was lack of talent.

 

Hey, I get it. You are spending more hours a day in this thread than sleeping because you are nervous as hell that the Seahawks will win a Super Bowl before the Eagles. That's gotta be depressing.

[NewbieJr 541]

 

The reason the Eagles lost to the Saints was lack of talent.

 

Hey, I get it. You are spending more hours a day in this thread than sleeping because you are nervous as hell that the Seahawks will win a Super Bowl before the Eagles. That's gotta be depressing.

And guess what? You didn't hear me or any other Eagle fans blaming the officials. We aren't whiny cuunts like you are. Hope you learned something.

[phillybear 366]

And guess what? You didn't hear me or any other Eagle fans blaming the officials. We aren't whiny cuunts like you are. Hope you learned something.

 

I am an astute observer of the game. I call them as I see them. If I see a miscarriage of justice, it would be dishonest to ignore it.

 

I've learned that you are lunkhead who I wish was miscarried.

[NewbieJr 541]

 

I am an astute observer of the game. I call them as I see them. If I see a miscarriage of justice, it would be dishonest to ignore it.

 

I've learned that you are lunkhead who I wish was miscarried.

Well you come across as a whiny, excuse-making pussie. Just thought I'd let you in on how everyone sees you.

[FlaHawker 24]

 

Seacvnt

 

 

My god now you are plagiarizing Newbie. Listen idiot, the trick to plagiarism is to take information from people smarter than you (which is just about everyone) not dumber.

[FlaHawker 24]

 

Good one...you really got me.

Go ahead and call me bald...that one is fun too.

Ok baldy

[FlaHawker 24]

And guess what? You didn't hear me or any other Eagle fans blaming the officials. We aren't whiny cuunts like you are. Hope you learned something.

How can we hear you say anything about the Eagles when you say absolutely nothing. There is an Eagles thread going and you are no where to be found. Instead you live in a Seahawks thread. Way to support your team dumbarse.

[NewbieJr 541]

How can we hear you say anything about the Eagles when you say absolutely nothing. There is an Eagles thread going and you are no where to be found. Instead you live in a Seahawks thread. Way to support your team dumbarse.

Are they in there blaming the officials? No. You know why? Because Eagles fans aren't whiny, excuse making pussies like Seahawk fans. Buh bye.

[FlaHawker 24]

Are they in there blaming the officials? No. You know why? Because Eagles fans aren't whiny, excuse making pussies like Seahawk fans. Buh bye.

Don't know, don't care. Not my team. I don't live in other team threads. ITSATIP.

[FlaHawker 24]

Eagles fans aren't whiny

Nope, Eagle fans are classy, like you:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOsFA5kfUTk

[Sho Nuff 720]

My god now you are plagiarizing Newbie. Listen idiot, the trick to plagiarism is to take information from people smarter than you (which is just about everyone) not dumber.

 

So why is it you steal RP's schtick.

Though...I have yet to figure out which one of you is the dumber one.

[NewbieJr 541]

Don't know, don't care. Not my team. I don't live in other team threads. ITSATIP.

Then how do you know if I'm posting in it or not? LOLOL What a lying sack of sh!t. You can't even keep your stories straight.

[NewbieJr 541]

Nope, Eagle fans are classy, like you:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOsFA5kfUTk

That guy was begging for that. He was videotaping it. Hoping to entice someone to react. He got off SOOOOOOO easy. A little spit? He's lucky he didn't get his jaw busted.