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Big FU you Hopkins. Started you TWICE this year for a combined 6 pathetic points total. Yet you consistently perform well sitting on my bench when I don't need your worthless rear end. Good luck Texans with that joke Mallett as your QB. The Harvard Grizzly Adams looks like Dan Marino compared to you. Worthless pos.

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Coming this Winter,

 

Matthew Stafford as Harry

Calvin Minitron Johnson as Marv

My Opponent as Kevin

 

 

FU.

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Coming this Winter,

 

Matthew Stafford as Harry

Calvin Minitron Johnson as Marv

My Opponent as Kevin

 

 

FU.

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I have to give a big FU to myself. I'm strongly considering throwing myself a beating for putrid decisions today, including but not limited to:

 

Evans over E. Sanders

Gio over Hill or Miller

GB defense over any random scrub unit on waivers

Ditto for Alfred Blue

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Fock broncos

 

Last week Tamme 10 targets this week on the field less than 10 plays

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Eat a bowl of d!cks Peyton you inbredded mongloid. You overthrow Sanders 4 times, just so you can toss more TDs to your butt buddy Thomas.

 

Yep, there's that. 5 times

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There's Peyton, padding his stats. I'm going to be dancing a jig when some pissed off D lineman takes his knee out

Makes me sick can't wait till he blows it in playoffs again

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Fock the Titans defense. And offense. My opponent had Parkey and the Iggles defense; combined for 43.5 focking points. Now I'm down 0.5 with the Bills defense vs. his Watkins. Fock.

 

My opponent is the luckiest motherfocker. He is 10-1, I'm 9-2 but have a bazillion more points over the season. He draws me when I have Bell, Brown, and Olsen on bye. No problem, I have Fleener and Mason. Ugh...

 

Now I probably have to listen to him smack talk like his team is all that. :wall:

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I wonder how many 1 yd TD passes Peyton has in his career? Focking selfish ######

Probably more than anyone in history of nfl from 2 or less easily

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Fock the Titans defense. And offense. My opponent had Parkey and the Iggles defense; combined for 43.5 focking points. Now I'm down 0.5 with the Bills defense vs. his Watkins. Fock.

 

My opponent is the luckiest motherfocker. He is 10-1, I'm 9-2 but have a bazillion more points over the season. He draws me when I have Bell, Brown, and Olsen on bye. No problem, I have Fleener and Mason. Ugh...

 

Now I probably have to listen to him smack talk like his team is all that. :wall:

According to the other thread there is no such thing as luck in fantasy. All skill and prep

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Where do I start?

 

1, Fock you Austin Seferian Jerkoff! Two little catches and your back starts hurting. Against most TE-friendly defense. Worthless POS

2. Fock you Demaryius Thomas for the holding penalty that rob me of a Jacob Tamme TD. You selfish ! You did it on purpose so you could have the TD!

3. Major fock you to Denver for not including Tamme in the offense.

4. Fock you to whoever on the Rams commited penalty that robbed Kenny Britt of a huge TD!

5. Fock you to Keenan Allen for underwelming most of season, so had to trade his ugly ass away. Decides to go off during most important week of FF for me.

6. Fock you Alfred Morris for giving me no confidence to start you, then you rub in my face by having a big game.

7. Actually most of the FU should go to RG3 for being the biggest fraud in football. If you were halfway decent, I would have started Morris.

8. Last fock u to the Panthers for being on bye during most important week for me.

 

:mad: :wall: :thumbsdown:

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According to the other thread there is no such thing as luck in fantasy. All skill and prep

I don't think anyone is saying there is no luck involved. He has definitely drawn some lucky matchups this year. He has the weakest strength of schedule in the league, in fact he has had 13 fewer PA than the all time record average in our league since... same dude in 2012. I've got the highest average victory margin (45) and lowest loss margin (10) this year.

 

Whatever, we are both in the playoffs, so this is just for bragging rights. But as I've said in other threads here, I don't like to lose. :angry:

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Fock you Coughlin...............KEEP JENNINGS IN THERE OR I'LL FOCKING END YOU.

 

 

ODB - Your money is no good here. That 2nd TD catch was the Greatest of All Time. I mean GOAT.

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Fock MEEEEEE

 

Trade went down tuesday night

 

I give Crowell, Beckham, K.Allen, Marty Bennett, for Gronk and Maclin

Yeah at least for this week that didn't work out too well. The way Beckham looks tonight, you may have just traded away the next stud WR. Not future, STUD now.

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Fock you Coughlin...............KEEP JENNINGS IN THERE OR I'LL FOCKING END YOU.

 

Seriously... this is starting to piss me off

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Yeah at least for this week that didn't work out too well. The way Beckham looks tonight, you may have just traded away the next stud WR. Not future, STUD now.

 

yep, I was trying to shore up the TE spot obviously, and I had depth at WR, I offered Allen, Crowell, Bennett for Gronk, he countered Beckham, Crowell, Bennett for Gronk, I countered with the accepted

 

my WR (I can start 4) were Demaryius, Julio, Beckham, Allen, Gordon before the deal

now I only have 4, DT, Julio, Maclin, Gordon...still like it, but tonight is hurting

 

Gronk over Bennett is huge, but I have Miller, Herron, Mckinnon as my RB2 slotted behind CJ Anderson

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yep, I was trying to shore up the TE spot obviously, and I had depth at WR, I offered Allen, Crowell, Bennett for Gronk, he countered Beckham, Crowell, Bennett for Gronk, I countered with the accepted

 

my WR (I can start 4) were Demaryius, Julio, Beckham, Allen, Gordon before the deal

now I only have 4, DT, Julio, Maclin, Gordon...still like it, but tonight is hurting

 

Gronk over Bennett is huge, but I have Miller, Herron, Mckinnon as my RB2 slotted behind CJ Anderson

I can see why you did the trade and Gronk could win you the championship in the end. I think from your roster you can still afford to loose Beckham, but if Cro keeps todays performance even somewhat up, that's the guy that you will kick yourself over losing.

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Big ups to my favorite dst, the broncos. Your -1 really makes my week fun. Instead of having a comfortable score in a MUST win game that even 7-10 pnts would have given me...I'm now chewing my nails to the cuticle and twitching my way to MNF praying for a win. Really appreciate you guys not showing up and taking the week off while still winning. I can't wait to eat popcorn whilst watching yet another predictable manning playoff failure. Keep that stranglehold on the no.2 QB all time, you will never be no.1. I'd start Joe Mo at a with a broken leg over Peyton if I had to win one game.

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FU to me for benching Mathews in place of Reggie Wayne.

 

And a subsequent FU to Luck for overthrowing Wayne on what could have been an 85 yd TD. Then it wouldn't have mattered. Now I need my opponent's Forsett and Tucker to get less than 10 pts to win...right... :wall:

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I'm gonna say FU to the Giants for wasting a historical moment from OBJ to upset the Cowboys, and still losing the game.

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Big ups to my favorite dst, the broncos. Your -1 really makes my week fun. Instead of having a comfortable score in a MUST win game that even 7-10 pnts would have given me...I'm now chewing my nails to the cuticle and twitching my way to MNF praying for a win. Really appreciate you guys not showing up and taking the week off while still winning. I can't wait to eat popcorn whilst watching yet another predictable manning playoff failure. Keep that stranglehold on the no.2 QB all time, you will never be no.1. I'd start Joe Mo at a with a broken leg over Peyton if I had to win one game.

 

Broncos D/ST was touted as being a top 5 D, but other than getting after the QB, they don't cover or tackle all that well. They give up a lot. This is overshadowed by the fact that Peyton is typically chucking 3-4 TD's every week and outscoring everyone.

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FU to me for benching Mathews in place of Reggie Wayne.

 

And a subsequent FU to Luck for overthrowing Wayne on what could have been an 85 yd TD. Then it wouldn't have mattered. Now I need my opponent's Forsett and Tucker to get less than 10 pts to win...right... :wall:

Mathews looked good for being injured half a season. I hope it puts Oliver to rest.

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