Conversations With Mrs Bunny

[BunnysBastatrds 2,458]

So I come home from happy hour and the wifey is right behind me.We discuss our day and blah blah blah. I bring up the fact that my lap top is broken and ask her if she likes the IPad I bought her as I need a replacement and am thinking of getting one. Wifey: I love mine. Thanks for getting me it. But I don't think you'll like it. Me: Why is that? Wifey: it's not a big enough screen for you to watch your pron on. Me: What? I know people who watch pron on their IPhones. Anyway, I was thinking of watching a movie tonight. I'll go to Redbox. Be back soon. Love you!

 

So I come back an hour later. Wifey: what'd you get? Me: Get Hard. It was this or Fifty Shades Of Grey. We haven't had sex in months, so I went with Get Hard. Wifey: You got a promo? You'll be watching that alone. Me: It's a Kevin Hart comedy with that guy from SNL. :bangshead:

[jerryskids 6,838]

Months? I know you had some shiot going on a few months ago with your wife listening to relatives or friends and thinking the grass is greener, but I thought that that had passed. Good luck man, I couldn't put up with that kind of dry spell.

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

It might be time to do something romantic.

[shotsup 832]

It's time to Get Hard

[mobb_deep 920]

No, doesn't always mean no.

[SUXBNME 1,516]

I haven't been laid in close to 6 months or so. Could totally care less

[jerryskids 6,838]

I haven't been laid in close to 6 months or so. Could totally care less

 

I bet gypsy is upset though.

[Gypsybrat 121]

 

I bet gypsy is upset though.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,458]

It's time to Get Hard

Just got finished watching it. Fawking laughed my arse of to tears. One of the few recent movies that I laughed out loud many times.

 

Hart>Murphy

[BunnysBastatrds 2,458]

Months? I know you had some shiot going on a few months ago with your wife listening to relatives or friends and thinking the grass is greener, but I thought that that had passed. Good luck man, I couldn't put up with that kind of dry spell.

Haven't had the sex since early July. Fawk it. Have rented a condo in Florida and stayed with friends in Dallas since. Figured we were good to go for both. No lovin. Blames it on menopause. I do my part.

 

Oh well. I still have my broken laptop(which will be laid to rest tonight) and my Alexis Texas POV videos to get me through. I've got that going for me.

[shotsup 832]

Just got finished watching it. Fawking laughed my arse of to tears. One of the few recent movies that I laughed out loud many times.

 

Hart>Murphy

Nice. I'll hav to cjeck it out.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,458]

I haven't been laid in close to 6 months or so. Could totally care less

I haven't pet a cat or eaten a delivered pizza in close to six months. Couldn't care less. My wife's messy dumper is another story you phag.

[shotsup 832]

 

I bet gypsy is upset though.

SKids made a funny.

[shotsup 832]

. My wife's messy dumper .

Link Pic underwear size !!!

[BunnysBastatrds 2,458]

Link Pic underwear size !!!

You'd fly hear if I sent you a pic of Mrs Bunny. :middlefinger:

 

Underwear size? She wears leopard skin thongs that I sniff before and after washing. That's how we roll.

 

And size is the arms of the boulder holder. Me! I have big arms and wouldn't want it any other way. I'm a b!tch!

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

It might be time to do another chick.

 

Fixed. Come out here, I'll introduce you to some hookers.

[shotsup 832]

You'd fly hear if I sent you a pic of Mrs Bunny. :middlefinger:

 

Underwear size? She wears leopard skin thongs that I sniff before and after washing. That's how we roll.

 

And size is the arms of the boulder holder. Me! I have big arms and wouldn't want it any other way. I'm a b!tch!

Totally jerking it tonight. Next time on NY we have to beet up. I need slamming material. Sinks in me !!! (That could be expensive bit I need SM)

[shotsup 832]

In

Meet

Spanking

Drinks

On

 

Corrections applied.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,458]

 

Fixed. Come out here, I'll introduce you to some hookers.

New Orleans Fortune Cookie: You want number 3. 15-3-22-01-08-44.

 

Me: I love your cookie. I really do. But the last cookie I ate punched me in the Fawking face and I read it ding song dong: ding dan cut mo go gat gong show. Translation from my end: Dude, you're fawked up. This chink is going to roll you and mama is cooking your Peemus in a pot of beans.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,458]

Totally jerking it tonight. Next time on NY we have to beet up. I need slamming material. Sinks in me !!! (That could be expensive bit I need SM)

Instead of expensive, we could get wasted and on my wifey.

[shotsup 832]

Instead of expensive, we could get wasted and ###### on my wifey.

I just came.

 

And by ###### you mean piss right ???

[BunnysBastatrds 2,458]

I just came.

 

And by ###### you mean piss right ???

Right!!! Billy Idol right! :rocks fist:

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

Two fockin retards

[rholio 339]

Two fockin retards

Not in the last six months, apparently.

[jerryskids 6,838]

Not in the last six months, apparently.

 

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

I just came.

 

And by ###### you mean piss right ???

Disgusting bump

[BunnysBastatrds 2,458]

Disgusting bump

And yet, you did.

[shotsup 832]

And yet, you did.

Ha. Owned.

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

Yes, I'm the one owned here. Two fags jerkin each other on an Internet message board. Yup, you two idiots got it going on.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,458]

Yes, I'm the one owned here. Two fags jerkin each other on an Internet message board. Yup, you two idiots got it going on.

Nah. You're the pudding in the jello pop that tries really hard. When you get ignored, you try harder. I imagine you wear fancy sweaters and ask children stoopid questions about Spider-Man and tampon band aids in the hopes of pushing the limits only to find that the adults in the room would rather lock you in a potty potty with a DVD player showing the classic "I'm A Super Dooper Pooper" and kill your hopes and dreams. Is your moms name Stacy.

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

Nah. You're the pudding in the jello pop that tries really hard. When you get ignored, you try harder. I imagine you wear fancy sweaters and ask children stoopid questions about Spider-Man and tampon band aids in the hopes of pushing the limits only to find that the adults in the room would rather lock you in a potty potty with a DVD player showing the classic "I'm A Super Dooper Pooper" and kill your hopes and dreams. Is your moms name Stacy.

You imagine those things. What I have to say about you is well documented. By you. Nice going.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,458]

You imagine those things. What I have to say about you is well documented. By you. Nice going.

We share a last name. Kind of like Smith or Jones. Bastards is a common. Cept you suck at it. Which is well documented. Keep trying though. Us Bastards need to do whatever.

[SUXBNME 1,516]

We share a last name. Kind of like Smith or Jones. Bastards is a common. Cept you suck at it. Which is well documented. Keep trying though. Us Bastards need to do whatever.

 

Bunny >>> Magnificent

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

We share a last name. Kind of like Smith or Jones. Bastards is a common. Cept you suck at it. Which is well documented. Keep trying though. Us Bastards need to do whatever.

 

I earned my Bastard moniker, you can look it up- 2/4 Magnificent Bastards. You made yours up. Some talk it, Some walk it.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,458]

I earned my Bastard moniker, you can look it up- 2/4 Magnificent Bastards. You made yours up. Some talk it, Some walk it.

I've been a Bastard since day one. You want to know why?

[Chronic Husker 85]

I earned my Bastard moniker, you can look it up- 2/4 Magnificent Bastards. You made yours up. Some talk it, Some walk it.

You might want to write this down.

 

Bunny is the only Basterd here.

 

You are just a shadowy reflection of turds he has taken.

 

If you think you are more than that, you are sorely mistaken.

 

Keep trying, though!

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

 

You might want to write this down.

 

Bunny is the only Basterd here.

 

You are just a shadowy reflection of turds he has taken.

 

If you think you are more than that, you are sorely mistaken.

 

Keep trying, though![/

Yup, he's the tallest dwarf.

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

I've been a Bastard since day one. You want to know why?

Because you survived abortion? Snap/burn.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,458]

Because you survived abortion? Snap/burn.

Nah. I enjoy life. You follow it.

[Chronic Husker 85]

Because you survived abortion? Snap/burn.

Bunny and I don't agree on one thing, politically or otherwise. But we both know you are a royal pos with no purpose.

 

You saw me get GFIAFP banned. All it takes is a couple respected long term posters like BB to get your dumb ass banned, too.

 

Keep going, dipshit. Attack Bunny or me.