BunnysBastatrds 2,446 Posted April 11, 2017 I'm a phag.....ohhhhh!!!! So this mosquito is sucking my cack. I light a cig....no prblem. It baloons into a Macy's day Sponge Bob. I came!!! Ohhhh!!!! Sergio Gracious....... I fawked him!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,913 Posted April 11, 2017 Doe a deer..a female deer. Ray...the guy that focked her ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,446 Posted April 11, 2017 Doe a deer..a female deer. Ray...the guy that focked her ass. So I'm sitting in a deer stand all covered in piss. I pull down my trousers, Rudolph took over....ohhhhh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,446 Posted April 11, 2017 Bruce B Jenner, Bruce B Quick, that decathlon winner ain't got no d!ck!!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,446 Posted April 11, 2017 So I got an ashtray sitting on the bitches . She's got two quarters resting in complete unison waiting for answers. What did I do? Punched her dad in the face and stole his ground crew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,446 Posted April 11, 2017 I like sparkles. Ya know why??? Cause I'm a phag!!! Ohhhh! So there's this guy at the end of the bar. From Jersey. I fawked him!!! Remember the chocolate Christmas pudding pop rapist? He wore sweaters and roofiied a generation of dumb bitches? Hickory Dickory Dock, Theodore Huxtibale raped your dumb ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 997 Posted April 11, 2017 Dice joins the hollowed list of comedy stand up acts that hit it big, yet didn't stand the test of time. Robin Williams Eddie Murphy Richard PryorLenny Bruce Dice RIP * * Soon to include Chris Rock once when people realize simply yelling at the audience with racial comedy ain't all that funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,913 Posted April 11, 2017 * Soon to include Kevin Hart once when people realize simply yelling at the audience with racial comedy ain't all that funny FIFY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,446 Posted April 11, 2017 Gobble Gobble Gobble... my dog is white, so is my wife, I dropped you off on the next scrabble board missing a letter..... ooooohhhh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,446 Posted April 11, 2017 So this ghetto guy punched me in the mouth. I sucked his d!ck!!!!ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 997 Posted April 11, 2017 Bunny Bunny Bunny... my dog is black, so if my wife... errr. Jerkstore! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,446 Posted April 11, 2017 My hoore got an abortion after watching Lethal Weapon. I cried. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,507 Posted April 11, 2017 Dice joins the hollowed list of comedy stand up acts that hit it big, yet didn't stand the test of time. Robin Williams Eddie Murphy Richard Pryor Lenny Bruce Dice RIP * * Soon to include Chris Rock once when people realize simply yelling at the audience with racial comedy ain't all that funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 997 Posted April 11, 2017 Robbin Williams with his wacky suspenders still amuses you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted April 11, 2017 I've got to start drinking again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 848 Posted April 11, 2017 Dice joins the hollowed list of comedy stand up acts that hit it big, yet didn't stand the test of time. Robin Williams Eddie Murphy Richard Pryor Lenny Bruce Dice RIP * * Soon to include Chris Rock once when people realize simply yelling at the audience with racial comedy ain't all that funny George Carlin should be on this list, despite what Ed thinks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted April 11, 2017 George Carlin should be on this list, despite what Ed thinks. Without a doubt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,602 Posted April 11, 2017 Dice joins the hollowed list of comedy stand up acts that hit it big, yet didn't stand the test of time. Robin Williams Eddie Murphy Richard Pryor Lenny Bruce Dice RIP * * Soon to include Chris Rock once when people realize simply yelling at the audience with racial comedy ain't all that funny What on earth? People say dumbshit here but this is top 5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,446 Posted April 11, 2017 Little miss muffin sat on her Ruffin eating her cottage cheese and wafers. I fawked the cottage cheese. Ohhhhhhhhh!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,446 Posted April 12, 2017 So I'm asking questions. Weeble Wobbles don't fall down. Stretch Armstrong stretches a foot. My d!ck has assbuurgers!!!! Ohhhhhhh!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,446 Posted April 12, 2017 I got horny. My ass hurts!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,446 Posted April 12, 2017 I enjoy good books. Planting flowers and the occasional watering if the lawn. I'm a pacifist who loves everyone. Butterflies make me smile. A lot. Have a nice day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,446 Posted April 15, 2017 I went in the closet to find a jacket....I found Tom Cruise instead. I fawked him...ooohhhhhhh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted April 16, 2017 Dice joins the hollowed list of comedy stand up acts that hit it big, yet didn't stand the test of time. Robin Williams Eddie Murphy Richard Pryor Lenny Bruce Dice RIP * * Soon to include Chris Rock once when people realize simply yelling at the audience with racial comedy ain't all that funny Who are your favorite stand-ups? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,446 Posted June 25, 2024 Andrew Dice Ghey: Who wants bacon? Ohhhhhhh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
