wiffleball 4,647 Posted July 29, 2017 Last I saw, it was literally at 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. The only thing shocking about all of this? Is that somehow they got Patrick Stewart roped into this crap fest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted July 29, 2017 that. What a stupid ass concept Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted July 29, 2017 ###### that. What a stupid ass concept It's aimed at kids who are growing up on this technology. Doesn't make it any less retarded Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 29, 2017 It's aimed at kids who are growing up on this technology. Doesn't make it any less retarded Kettle ? I would say liar but since you used that word I'll go with Kettle ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted July 29, 2017 Sorry shotsy but a drunken loser trying to make fun of someone is like forest Gump calling someone a retard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 29, 2017 Sorry shotsy but a drunken loser trying to make fun of someone is like forest Gump calling someone a retard OK Corky/Gomer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted July 29, 2017 What's this focking world coming to? I say 100x times a day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted July 30, 2017 There's a pretty good chance my wife will watch it with my kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 30, 2017 There's a pretty good chance my wife will watch it with my kids. A pirated copy with Asian subtitles ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted July 30, 2017 A pirated copy with Asian subtitles ? Not quite but almost. One of our students' parents owns the nearby cinema. We get discount tickets and free food. My wife takes the kids to see all the legitimate English language movies that make it over there. So we do get the theater effect. The movies in English all come with Chinese subtitles though, some movies get fully dubbed with Chinese voice overs. You know that instinct you have that screams "This movie is going to suck" as soon as you hear the concept? The one that rings extra loud for this movie? She totally lacks that. All simple movies are great, better with special effect. The movies she doesn't like are the ones where she understand the plot line. Yeah, I know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 30, 2017 Not quite but almost. One of our students' parents owns the nearby cinema. We get discount tickets and free food. My wife takes the kids to see all the legitimate English language movies that make it over there. So we do get the theater effect. The movies in English all come with Chinese subtitles though, some movies get fully dubbed with Chinese voice overs. You know that instinct you have that screams "This movie is going to suck" as soon as you hear the concept? The one that rings extra loud for this movie? She totally lacks that. All simple movies are great, better with special effect. The movies she doesn't like are the ones where she understand the plot line. Yeah, I know. We used to rent out a whole theatre so we could watch big releases without 我说过何况我们就可以养家糊口。 Written all the Fock over it. And bring booze of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted August 11, 2017 At least this disaster of a movie concept put one mile on my face, it beat Kathryn Bigelow's "Detroit" movie at the box office. Fock this white guilt liberal hand-wringing sh*t. Fock blaming the cops. Everybody that lives in the Detroit Metro area knows that cops were 0.00000000000% of the problem with Detroit in 1968, just as they weren't contributing to problems in Ferguson a couple of years ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted August 11, 2017 If I were a movie critic my review would be the :: emoji and nothing more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
