Cruzer 1,995 Posted January 22, 2018 Farmers Insurance Open 1. CBF:.....Rickie Fowler.....Xander Schauffele.....Adam Hadwin.....Bryson DeChambeau.....Seamus Power.....Martin Piller2. Cruzer:.....Jon Rahm.....Brandt Snedeker.....Harris English.....Si Woo Kim.....Peter Uihlein.....Aaron Baddeley3. Nuggs:.....Justin Rose.....Charley Hoffman.....Patrick Reed.....JB Holmes.....Andrew Landry.....Billy Horschel4. WW:.....Jason Day.....Shane Lowry.....Bud Cauley.....Emiliano Grillo.....Lucas Glover.....Ryan Palmer5. Ed:.....Hideki Matsuyama.....Ollie Schniederjans.....Phil Mickelson.....James Hahn.....Jamie Lovemark.....John Huh6. Dain:.....Tony Finau.....Gary Woodland.....Cameron Smith.....Russell Knox.....Julian Suri.....Bill Haas7. Pat:.....Brian Harman.....Charles Howell III.....Jhonattan Vegas.....Keegan Bradley.....Kevin Streelman.....Patrick Rodgers8. Fumble:.....Marc Leishman.....Francesco Molinari.....Kyle Stanley.....Brendan Steele.....Chesson Hadley.....Anibran Lahiri9. KSB:.....Tiger Woods.....Patrick Cantlay.....Alex Noren.....Grayson Murray.....J.J. Spaun.....Stewart Cink Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted January 22, 2018 When you are the greatest fantasy golf mind of our era, you attack your opponents from a plethora of angles. In this instance, the tool I shall employ is one I call Salamis. The strategy is simple. Anyone that that waits until 8am CST tomorrow to check this thread will have been getting their ass kicked for approximately 15 hours already, at which point death is all but assured. 1.01 Rickie Fowler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,674 Posted January 22, 2018 the tool I shall employ is one I call Salamis I was certain this had to do with the sex appeal of your picks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 815 Posted January 23, 2018 I was certain this had to do with the sex appeal of your picks He shoulda picked one of the Italians, I am sure they smell like Salamis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted January 23, 2018 Cruzer, I appreciate the help, as always. But. don't step on my toes and, why the fock haven't you picked? you're fired! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,674 Posted January 23, 2018 Are we picking here? Is anyone picking? Is there any such thing as horse socks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 815 Posted January 23, 2018 While I appreciate the CBF effort, there is no way this thing kicks off (in earnest) at 10 today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted January 23, 2018 Cruzer, I appreciate the help, as always. But. don't step on my toes and, why the fock haven't you picked? you're fired! Don't you own a watch? The 10 a.m. (eastern) bell just rang, calm down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted January 23, 2018 In a manner very similar to that of the Greeks surprise attack on Xerxes and the Persians off the island of Salamis in the year 480 BCE, your forces have been under attack by your Edex III Champion for approximately 16 hours already. While you were deep in slumber dreaming of who to pick, your wives and girlfriends were symbolically banged by Rickie Fowler and I, only then for Rickie to head to the course and get in an extra range session. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 815 Posted January 23, 2018 Don't you own a watch? The 10 a.m. (eastern) bell just rang, calm down. 1.02 - Jon Rahm (Cruzer) FYP in case dunknaggs doesn't look at the first post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted January 23, 2018 1.03 Justin Rose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,674 Posted January 23, 2018 I'm going to do the Ed and just use random phrases that hint at my pick. 1.4 All Day, every Day (Jason Day) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted January 23, 2018 1.5 Hideki Matsuyama Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,674 Posted January 23, 2018 Interesting fact or maybe just thought I had that I'll share later in the draft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 462 Posted January 23, 2018 I'll pick for him. Dustin Johnson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted January 23, 2018 I have an 11 to Noon meeting. FYI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted January 23, 2018 I have an 11 to Noon meeting. FYI youre picking before me, twice. send em along Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 815 Posted January 23, 2018 youre picking before me, twice. send em along You know at least one of them.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 963 Posted January 23, 2018 Sorry fellas...sh1t morning at work 1.06 Tony Finau Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 815 Posted January 23, 2018 1.07 - Brian Harman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fumbleweed 516 Posted January 23, 2018 1.08- Marc Leishman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted January 23, 2018 1.07 - Brian Harman never though the day would come Brian Freakin Harman goes 1st round in a 9 person draft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,674 Posted January 23, 2018 never though the day would come Brian Freakin Harman goes 1st round in a 9 person draft My talking point is going to be soooo cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 963 Posted January 23, 2018 never though the day would come Brian Freakin Harman goes 1st round in a 9 person draft That's what I thought when I took Finau Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,674 Posted January 23, 2018 1.08- Marc Leishman Nice pick. Almost took him 1.4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fumbleweed 516 Posted January 23, 2018 Did KSB send his picks? If not, let’s go with Woods and Notah Begay for him and move on... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted January 23, 2018 Did KSB send his picks? If not, let’s go with Woods and Notah Begay for him and move on... No Pat did, but they will be moot I fear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted January 23, 2018 You can set your watch to it...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,674 Posted January 23, 2018 His meetings are actually hour long sessions watching golf channel and old TW highlights looking for inspiration Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted January 23, 2018 ^ agreed, sitting on the couch with his Tiger driver headcover watching YouTube highlights Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted January 23, 2018 1.09 - Tiger Woods 2.01 - Patrick Cantlay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted January 23, 2018 1.09 - Tiger Woods 2.01 - Patrick Cantlay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fumbleweed 516 Posted January 23, 2018 2.02- Francesco Molinari Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted January 23, 2018 2.03 Chuck Howell The Turd (Proxy) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 963 Posted January 23, 2018 2.04 Gary Woodland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,674 Posted January 23, 2018 Damn that Howell proxy pick lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,674 Posted January 23, 2018 2.6 Shane Lowry For obvious sex reasons Share this post Link to post Share on other sites