Mike Honcho 5,385 Posted July 24, 2019 An undercover police officer needs to infiltrate an illegal gambling club, but does not know the password required for the entrance to the building. The day before he plants a microphone in the door knob and listens to the recorded conversation. He listens that a man strolls up and knocks on the door. The doorman says, "twelve" and the man replies, "six" and he is let in. A second man arrives and the doorman says "six" and the man replies, "three" and is let in. The police officer now is confident that he knows the password for the entry. So, he walks up to the door. The doorman says "ten" so he replies, "five". A gun appears through a slot in the door and the police officer is asked to leave. Why? What should he have said? Correct answer gets to ask the next brain teaser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted July 24, 2019 I caught this one as soon as I started writing it out on a piece of paper. The key is, You wrote "twelve" and "six" and "six" and "three" instead of using 12 and 6 and 6 and 3. The answer is 3. "Ten" has 3 letters. Here's my lame brain teaser: An American Indian walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Heap big black bug on floor" Bartender says: "Squash it." The Indian says, "No, heap big black bug." Why is this humorous? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,385 Posted July 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, sderk said: I caught this one as soon as I started writing it out on a piece of paper. The key is, You wrote "twelve" and "six" and "six" and "three" instead of using 12 and 6 and 6 and 3. The answer is 3. "Ten" has 3 letters. Here's my lame brain teaser: An American Indian walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Heap big black bug on floor" Bartender says: "Squash it." The Indian says, "No, heap big black bug." Why is this humorous? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,363 Posted July 24, 2019 44 minutes ago, sderk said: I caught this one as soon as I started writing it out on a piece of paper. The key is, You wrote "twelve" and "six" and "six" and "three" instead of using 12 and 6 and 6 and 3. The answer is 3. "Ten" has 3 letters. Here's my lame brain teaser: An American Indian walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Heap big black bug on floor" Bartender says: "Squash it." The Indian says, "No, heap big black bug." Why is this humorous? The Indian thought he said "squaw ######". Someone else ask one cuz I don't got one right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,385 Posted July 24, 2019 37 minutes ago, Mookz said: The Indian thought he said "squaw ######". Someone else ask one cuz I don't got one right now. What is unique about the number 8,549,176,320? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted July 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said: What is unique about the number 8,549,176,320? It has all 10 digits, but they are in alphabetical order. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,385 Posted July 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: It has all 10 digits, but they are in alphabetical order. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted July 24, 2019 What do these 3 words have in common? job, herb, polish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 980 Posted July 24, 2019 22 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: What do these 3 words have in common? job, herb, polish They all have different pronunciations? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted July 24, 2019 1 minute ago, dain11279 said: They all have different pronunciations? Sort of. They both have different pronunciations when the first letter is capitalized. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted July 24, 2019 Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway? FYI: I have no answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,557 Posted September 24 How do you spell dog without the d? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,454 Posted September 24 D o g w i t h ……you get my point Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,454 Posted September 24 You are driving a bus. On the first stop 7 people get on the bus. At the next stop 5 people get on the bus and 3 get off the bus. At the next stop 12 people get on the bus and 10 people get off the bus. How old is the bus driver? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,644 Posted September 25 15 hours ago, Alias Detective said: You are driving a bus. On the first stop 7 people get on the bus. At the next stop 5 people get on the bus and 3 get off the bus. At the next stop 12 people get on the bus and 10 people get off the bus. How old is the bus driver? Bus driver age = Current date - D.O.B. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,895 Posted September 25 16 hours ago, Alias Detective said: You are driving a bus. On the first stop 7 people get on the bus. At the next stop 5 people get on the bus and 3 get off the bus. At the next stop 12 people get on the bus and 10 people get off the bus. How old is the bus driver? However old the person reading the riddle is. They’re the bus driver. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,454 Posted September 25 32 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: However old the person reading the riddle is. They’re the bus driver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,557 Posted September 25 19 hours ago, Alias Detective said: D o g w i t h ……you get my point K-9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,454 Posted September 25 On 9/24/2025 at 3:01 AM, BunnysBastatrds said: How do you spell "dog without the d"? No, you spell "dog without the d" just like I did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites