Best Way To Open Craft Beer?

[Hardcore troubadour 12,646]

Anyone? 

[frank 2,145]

Open a beer? How am I even supposed to clean my glasses or open the refrigerator with these d1ck fingers?

[Djgb13 2,338]

There is a special bottle opener used by astronauts made out of a material that is used on missiles. Pops the tops of bottles off like it does the heads of Terrorists 

[MDC 5,891]

4 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

There is a special bottle opener used by astronauts made out of a material that is used on missiles. Pops the tops of bottles off like it does the heads of Terrorists 

I bought one ... because I didn’t own one.  

[Meglamaniac 380]

slowly

 

[cyclone24 1,814]

Most just use their poosy...

[Djgb13 2,338]

1 hour ago, MDC said:

I bought one ... because I didn’t own one.  

That’s good. I was worried you got a second one. 
 

And I’ve actually had to buy stuff twice cause it either broke, got lost, or I forgot we had something cause my wife ends up putting sh1t in places I won’t ever look for it. 

[Strike 3,975]

I take the plastic cover off of it, and then attach the keg coupler to the top of it.  Open the CO2, push the tap handle forward with a beer glass under it, and I have a nice pint of beer in short order.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

1 hour ago, cyclone24 said:

Most just use their poosy...

Does shorn vs unshorn make a difference? 

[Thornton Melon 544]

With your hands