Can I Kill My Co-Worker For Using Patchouli @ Work?

[joneo 529]

Smells like a chemical warfare attack. 

[Strike 3,979]

I'd have to know WTF Patchouli is before I could comment.  Or maybe I don't.

[joneo 529]

2 minutes ago, Strike said:

I'd have to know WTF Patchouli is before I could comment.  Or maybe I don't.

It's a God awful oil witches use for headaches and blah blah blah..  

Compare it to insect repellent and butt

[wiffleball 4,642]

Yeah that xit stinks.

[Strike 3,979]

6 minutes ago, joneo said:

It's a God awful oil witches use for headaches and blah blah blah..  

Compare it to insect repellent and butt

Well, first thing we need to do is verify she's a witch.  I suggest the swimming test:

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As part of the infamous “swimming test,” accused witches were dragged to the nearest body of water, stripped to their undergarments, bound and then tossed in to to see if they would sink or float. Since witches were believed to have spurned the sacrament of baptism, it was thought that the water would reject their body and prevent them from submerging. According to this logic, an innocent person would sink like a stone, but a witch would simply bob on the surface. The victim typically had a rope tied around their waist so they could be pulled from the water if they sank, but it wasn’t unusual for accidental drowning deaths to occur.

 

[posty 2,296]

10 minutes ago, joneo said:

It's a God awful oil witches use for headaches and blah blah blah..  

Compare it to insect repellent and butt

Only if they weigh the same as a duck...

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

Mmmmmm....patchouli. 

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Sounds like an Italian dish.  I'd give it a try.  

[fandandy 3,311]

I thought you retired.  Where do you work now, a head shop?

[joneo 529]

12 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

Mmmmmm....patchouli. 

NO NO NO!!!! Are you looking for another spanking?

[Utilit99 4,099]

I'm going with yes. It's acceptable to eliminate those that wear that shlt. May as well wear a kimchi scent.

[posty 2,296]

15 minutes ago, joneo said:

NO NO NO!!!! Are you looking for another spanking?

Oh no! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!