So I asked my wife if I was the only one she's ever been with.

[KSB2424 3,174]

She said:  "As a matter of fact YES......but I've also had 9's and 10's."

 

[SUXBNME 1,629]

Not bad...Not too bad. I chuckled 

 

Also, can size?  you focking dolt 

[KSB2424 3,174]

7 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

Not bad...Not too bad. I chuckled 

 

Also, can size?  you focking dolt 

What do you get when you cross breed an Elephant and a Rhinoceros?  

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Nice

[Cloaca du jour 2,157]

Like when my wife told me...

Of all your brothers..you have the biggest d1ck.  Dunno if its a compliment or not.

[DonS 3,330]

1 hour ago, KSB2424 said:

She said:  "As a matter of fact YES......but I've also had 9's and 10's."

 

I think she was talking about that time the GC ran a train on her. 

[Gladiators 2,035]

She’s awesome.

[SUXBNME 1,629]

1 hour ago, KSB2424 said:

What do you get when you cross breed an Elephant and a Rhinoceros?  

OK...I give...What? 

[KSB2424 3,174]

19 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

OK...I give...What? 

Hell If I know

It works better when you say it aloud.  My bad. 

#EliFino

[SUXBNME 1,629]

14 minutes ago, KSB2424 said:

Hell If I know

It works better when you say it aloud.  My bad. 

#EliFino

I actually googled it before my response. Yep. Pretty damn funny, actually 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,709]

 Made the mistake of asking my soon to be wife if she had been with a black guy. She hesitated and nodded yes. I asked her if it’s true what they say? She was embarrassed by the questions but blushed said it was for her experience. Two weeks later we had our first experience. Whipped it out and she said,”oh my”. I felt better.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

2 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Made the mistake of asking my soon to be wife if she had been with a black guy. She hesitated and nodded yes. I asked her if it’s true what they say? She was embarrassed by the questions but blushed said it was for her experience. Two weeks later we had our first experience. Whipped it out and she said,”oh my”. I felt better.

You charred it?

[KSB2424 3,174]

4 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Made the mistake of asking my soon to be wife if she had been with a black guy. She hesitated and nodded yes. I asked her if it’s true what they say? She was embarrassed by the questions but blushed said it was for her experience. Two weeks later we had our first experience. Whipped it out and she said,”oh my”. I felt better.

Did she ask if you've ever been with a black guy (he/her/them)?   And what did you say?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,709]

1 hour ago, IGotWorms said:

You charred it?

Brigetly.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,709]

1 hour ago, KSB2424 said:

Did she ask if you've ever been with a black guy (he/her/them)?   And what did you say?

 Told her the troof. Been with one black maid. She asked me if it was true. Big ass, yes! And blushed.

[KSB2424 3,174]

On 7/22/2021 at 9:15 PM, KSB2424 said:

She said:  "As a matter of fact YES......but I've also had 9's and 10's."

 

Just now I told my wife how her response to this has been bothering me for a couple weeks.....  

She said:  "I am very sorry, if it's any consolation, out of your brother and all your friends........ you do have the biggest d!ck".

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

My brother in law infamously told this joke at a family dinner in front of mom.

 

What is the difference between jam and jelly?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can't jelly your cack in a girl's ass. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,340]

On 7/22/2021 at 8:15 PM, KSB2424 said:

She said:  "As a matter of fact YES......but I've also had 9's and 10's."

 

All you had to do was ask me and I could have told you you weren't the only one.