Just booked a Flight to Vegas in June to golf with Bert !

[jerryskids 7,193]

1 hour ago, Bert said:

I suggested he do that but he didn't seem to keen on the idea.  @jerryskids

I appreciate your effort, but it's a 5 hour drive one way.  That and a hotel room and drive back is a lot of effort for a dinner and drinks with you mooks.  Since I'm not golfing with you and would clearly be your side piece, would you buy me a spa day the next day?  Full disclosure, it wouldn't be cheap.   

1 hour ago, Mungwater said:

Come on jerry, this is what you naird your ball hair!

It truly is glorious.  My balls had a good life, siring 3 kids each time we tried (actually one time we didn't).  The feel of every part of your woman's tongue as she worships them is beyond description; they deserve this in retirement. 

51 minutes ago, edjr said:

I thought that was the chemo? 

I made a thread about nairing your nethers; in there I mentioned that it started with chemo and that was the one good part about it.  I decided I missed the feeling of baldness down there and went back to it.

[edjr 7,031]

2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I appreciate your effort, but it's a 5 hour drive one way.  That and a hotel room and drive back is a lot of effort for a dinner and drinks with you mooks.  Since I'm not golfing with you and would clearly be your side piece, would you buy me a spa day the next day?  Full disclosure, it wouldn't be cheap.   

It truly is glorious.  My balls had a good life, siring 3 kids each time we tried (actually one time we didn't).  The feel of every part of your woman's tongue as she worships them is beyond description; they deserve this in retirement. 

I made a thread about nairing your nethers; in there I mentioned that it started with chemo and that was the one good part about it.  I decided I missed the feeling of baldness down there and went back to it.

I didn't know you wanted to golf. You can have one of my days if you want. I may not even make day 3 with any clubs left.

[jerryskids 7,193]

32 minutes ago, edjr said:

I didn't know you wanted to golf. You can have one of my days if you want. I may not even make day 3 with any clubs left.

Thanks but no, you guys planned this trip and should have fun.  

[edjr 7,031]

1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

Thanks but no, you guys planned this trip and should have fun.  

I wanted to say I met you before you croaked. Hang in there Jer!   

[edjr 7,031]

Big @Bert  is possible for us to play later in the day one of the days? how late does the sun stay up? additionally to what were playing?

[Bert 1,129]

1 hour ago, edjr said:

Big @Bert  is possible for us to play later in the day one of the days? how late does the sun stay up? additionally to what were playing?

We may be able to play later but we can not have more than 4 in a group.  Sunset is 7:30ish.  Also, the hottest part of the day in Vegas is around 3:00.

[edjr 7,031]

27 minutes ago, Bert said:

We may be able to play later but we can not have more than 4 in a group.  Sunset is 7:30ish.  Also, the hottest part of the day in Vegas is around 3:00.

9 at 5?  just the 3 of us  

[jerryskids 7,193]

18 minutes ago, edjr said:

9 at 5?  just the 3 of us  

OK fine, I'll drive up day of, play a twilight 9, have dinner and drinks, stay wherever, and drive back the next day.  Maybe I'll set up 9 the next morning as a single, cause why not, I've got a hall pass from the wife. 

Fair warning though, if you drank the night before and played 18 that morning, you'll probably rather puke than golf with me around 5pm.

Let me know either way.  

[edjr 7,031]

7 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

OK fine, I'll drive up day of, play a twilight 9, have dinner and drinks, stay wherever, and drive back the next day.  Maybe I'll set up 9 the next morning as a single, cause why not, I've got a hall pass from the wife. 

Fair warning though, if you drank the night before and played 18 that morning, you'll probably rather puke than golf with me around 5pm.

Let me know either way.  

perfect. @Bert  what night is dinner?

[Bert 1,129]

Just now, edjr said:

perfect. @Bert  what night is dinner?

Wednesday 8:00pm.

[edjr 7,031]

Just now, Bert said:

Wednesday 8:00pm.

so Thursday work for you? or is this getting a bit too much?  Truth is you hate Jerrah deep down in the cockles?

[jerryskids 7,193]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

so Thursday work for you? or is this getting a bit too much?  Truth is you hate Jerrah deep down in the cockles?

What, I can't go to dinner with you two swordfighters on Wednesday?  

[edjr 7,031]

Just now, jerryskids said:

What, I can't go to dinner with you two swordfighters on Wednesday?  

[Bert 1,129]

Just now, jerryskids said:

What, I can't go to dinner with you two swordfighters on Wednesday?  

I didn't check the golf course we are playing Wednesday afternoon.  Let me give them a call and see if we can do 5.  I have meetings this afternoon I'll get back to y'all this evening.

[edjr 7,031]

Maybe Minigolf is a better bet?  I love gambling on minigiolf 

[edjr 7,031]

Juan day   

[dain11279 985]

My cousin left for Vegas today. She is cute but batsh1t crazy, pray you don't cross paths with her

 

[edjr 7,031]

7 minutes ago, dain11279 said:

My cousin left for Vegas today. She is cute but batsh1t crazy, pray you don't cross paths with her

 

She can't be Amber Turd.

Pictures and phone number please

[Bert 1,129]

57 minutes ago, edjr said:

She can't be Amber Turd.

Pictures and phone number please

Be careful.  He is talking buffalo cute.  

[edjr 7,031]

2 minutes ago, Bert said:

Be careful.  He is talking buffalo cute.  

So a Boston 3?  never stopped me before!

[jerryskids 7,193]

59 minutes ago, edjr said:

So a Boston 3?  never stopped me before!

You have a bloated opinion of how cute Boston girls are.  Wait until you come to the SW, your tongue will drag on the ground the entire trip.   

[edjr 7,031]

Just now, jerryskids said:

You have a bloated opinion of how cute Boston girls are.  Wait until you come to the SW, your tongue will drag on the ground the entire trip.   

I've been to Vegas 5 times and I got married there.  At this point in my life, a tranny might not be a bad option 

[edjr 7,031]

at the airport.

[Bert 1,129]

Just now, edjr said:

at the airport.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,705]

 Nice!!! 

[patweisers44 872]

Current Vegas Odds on Ed:

Sleeping in after an uneventful flight and night +2500

Clark County Detention Center (on unknown, surely trumped up, charges) +850

Wide awake on a coke bender at the BJ table +100

Sitting in a bathtub filled with ice, minus a kidney thanks to a tranny hooker.  -225

[edjr 7,031]

 

@patweisers44 how much did you bet and on which?

[edjr 7,031]

I napped from 4:30 to 9 yesterday, woke up, got drunk by 10, gambled with bert, drank more, had chick fila spicy chicken at midnight, passed out by 1 and woke up 5, took a nice long tubbie and a shower.

What were the odds on that?

[NorthernVike 2,100]

1 hour ago, edjr said:

I took a nice long tubbie and a shower.

What were the odds on that?

With or without bert?

[jerryskids 7,193]

1 hour ago, edjr said:

I napped from 4:30 to 9 yesterday, woke up, got drunk by 10, gambled with bert, drank more, had chick fila spicy chicken at midnight, passed out by 1 and woke up 5, took a nice long tubbie and a shower.

What were the odds on that?

How did the golf go?   

[Bier Meister 1,774]

[edjr 7,031]

1 hour ago, jerryskids said:

How did the golf go?   

great! on our way to golf now. heat hasn’t affected me yet. going to be 110 today. 

[edjr 7,031]

1 hour ago, NorthernVike said:

With or without bert?

With. there was water everywhere!

[dain11279 985]

27 minutes ago, edjr said:

great! on our way to golf now. heat hasn’t affected me yet. going to be 110 today. 

Not with your short game 

[porkbutt 897]

doesn't get much gayer!

[jerryskids 7,193]

53 minutes ago, edjr said:

great! on our way to golf now. heat hasn’t affected me yet. going to be 110 today. 

In case you see this before you golf... Shade and drinking water are your friends.  Park the cart in the shade whenever practical, and drink at least 64 oz of water.  Add more water to match any alcohol you drink.  You'll feel much better.

I played yesterday, high was 110 but we got out at 8AM and it was only (!) 100 when we finished around noon.  Wasn't too bad, but I live in this stuff.   

[edjr 7,031]

7 hours ago, porkbutt said:

doesn't get much gayer!

are you flirting again?

[edjr 7,031]

7 hours ago, jerryskids said:

In case you see this before you golf... Shade and drinking water are your friends.  Park the cart in the shade whenever practical, and drink at least 64 oz of water.  Add more water to match any alcohol you drink.  You'll feel much better.

I played yesterday, high was 110 but we got out at 8AM and it was only (!) 100 when we finished around noon.  Wasn't too bad, but I live in this stuff.   

it was so breezy it really helped a lot. drank plenty of beer and water.

[edjr 7,031]

7 hours ago, dain11279 said:

Not with your short game 

shot a 90 today, bert played out of his and scored an 84!

[Bier Meister 1,774]

6 minutes ago, edjr said:

shot a 90 today, bert played out of his and scored an 84!

How did the back 9 go?