Has anyone ever dated a hillbilly?

[fandandy 3,311]

Sweet baby Jesus.  It is funny in hindsight the crazy things that I have wished for in this life, but wanting a sweet country bumpkin is probably one of the stupidest things that I have ever done.  

I am so focking out.  I do not give a flying fock what that plant is called or how many deer you have killed with a pocket knife.  Can you just shut up, please?

There is a reason that these people never moved out of the woods.  They are weird and crazy.

[fandandy 3,311]

And sex at 49 is like work.  Just go away.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,713]

Where did you meet her? Have you met her family? 

[MTSkiBum 1,596]

1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Where did you meet her? Have you met her family? 

Sounds like he met "her" at a family reunion.

[fandandy 3,311]

And she walks around in this dollar store "dress" tonight like she is Stevie Nicks.

Umm, no.  I have heard attempt to sing.  Go change.

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,338]

2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Where did you meet her? Have you met her family? 

Line Dancing just like Kurt Warner.

[naomi 343]

My ex is a country boy. General contractor living in a town, slowly building his main home that's pretty far out on a lot of land. He was initially concerned that it would feel "too far out" to me. I definitely didn't mind it though. But my understanding of being far out also expanded when we checked out a property that was like 45 minutes on a back road, and then a whole hour on a dirt road. That was pretty crazy. We had a hard time finding the plot of land we were looking for and the places back in there have signage about getting shot if you trespass. I saw at least 3 skeleton props at "driveways" into places. At one point he turned around past a sign in a driveway letting us know we were now "in range."  I loved it though. He has a lot of old fashioned wisdom from growing up listening to rural old people. He's like a backwoods MacGyver. Where he excels in intelligence, I have serious lack, so that was pretty attractive. 

He once said "a dull lee scent" mid some sentence and it took me a second.

  

"You mean adolescent?"  But I find that cute.  (clearly not over him).

[fandandy 3,311]

11 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Where did you meet her? Have you met her family? 

My dad died at 58, my mom is 74.  She (my mom) owns the store that he and she bought.  I have known her and her family for 27 years.  

[fandandy 3,311]

8 minutes ago, naomi said:

My ex is a country boy. General contractor living in one place, slowly building his main home that's pretty far out on a lot of land. He was initially concerned that it would feel "too far out" to me. I definitely didn't mind it though. But my understanding of being far out also expanded when we checked out a property that was like 45 minutes on a back road, and then a whole hour on a dirt road. That was pretty crazy. We had a hard time finding the plot of land we were looking for and the places back in there have signage about getting shot if you trespass. I saw at least 3 skeleton props at "driveways" into places. At one point he turned around past a sign in a driveway letting us know we were now "in range."  I loved it though. He has a lot of old fashioned wisdom from growing up listening to rural old people. He's like a backwoods MacGyver. Where he excels in intelligence, I have serious lack, so that was pretty attractive. 

He once said "a dull lee scent" mid some sentence and it took me a second.

  

"You mean adolescent?"  But I find that cute.  (clearly not over him).

I absolutely adore you.  That is the truth and a fact.  This goes way back in the day.  You and Giantsfan were the two initially who ever even attempted to make me feel welcome here.

That said...

[KSB2424 3,085]

Yes, I have masturbated left handed.  

[naomi 343]

7 minutes ago, fandandy said:

I absolutely adore you.  That is the truth and a fact.  This goes way back in the day.  You and Giantsfan were the two initially who ever even attempted to make me feel welcome here.

That said...

...

I remember those days. Trying to get GF to post in Scah-ish.

By the way, I don't think you're an INTP. You should take this (it's not too long) and let me know what you get. 

[fandandy 3,311]

5 minutes ago, naomi said:

...

I remember those days. Trying to get GF to post in Scah-ish.

By the way, I don't think you're an INTP. You should take this (it's not too long) and let me know what you get. 

Remember open poetry?

[fandandy 3,311]

This was such a cxnt filled place back then and yes I still hold a grudge towards many.

 

[naomi 343]

Yeah, that would actually be fun to do again (if the time was there). Probably lacking some of the creative juices at this point too.

[fandandy 3,311]

I love though that I am still here after many iterations of said name telling those who may have pissed me off to suck my white honky d!ck.

[naomi 343]

This place has always been a mix of hostile, retarded, warmhearted and interesting at times. Mixed bag that can't be taken seriously, except for the rare occasion of bad news/geeks in need.

[fandandy 3,311]

2 minutes ago, naomi said:

Yeah, that would actually be fun to do again (if the time was there). Probably lacking some of the creative juices at this point too.

I don't think we would ever lack the creative juices.  It would definitely need to be the correct night though.

[naomi 343]

I hesitated while typing those two words.

[fandandy 3,311]

2 minutes ago, naomi said:

This place has always been a mix of hostile, retarded, warmhearted and interesting at times. Mixed bag that can't be taken seriously, except for the rare occasion of bad news/geeks in need.

I love everyone here.  No hard feelings.  This place is this place, and that is what makes it beautiful.

[fandandy 3,311]

1 minute ago, naomi said:

I hesitated while typing those two words.

Which two?

[MTSkiBum 1,596]

2 minutes ago, naomi said:

I hesitated while typing those two words.

Two words is pretty fast to type, why did you hesitate typing two words. It does not compute.

[Pimpadeaux 2,274]

I spent an evening with one. She was hillybillylicious. 

[fandandy 3,311]

15 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

I spent an evening with one. She was hillybillylicious. 

I will wash your dirty little mouth out with homemade soap if you are not careful.  Have fun choking on bark and leaves.

Mom, that's not soap!

Shut up!

[fandandy 3,311]

These people are legit crazy.  It's like years ago before Viagra they discovered something similar and just all met in the ditch out here with their pants down.

[huskyhater75 242]

1 hour ago, fandandy said:

Sweet baby Jesus.  It is funny in hindsight the crazy things that I have wished for in this life, but wanting a sweet country bumpkin is probably one of the stupidest things that I have ever done.  

I am so focking out.  I do not give a flying fock what that plant is called or how many deer you have killed with a pocket knife.  Can you just shut up, please?

There is a reason that these people never moved out of the woods.  They are weird and crazy.

utillly's mom.

[fandandy 3,311]

I will give you a chance to delete the above.

Especially as an alias.  That cannot be the best work that you have.

You delete, I will delete.

 

[fandandy 3,311]

I know I'm good for it.  I have millions of brilliant funny things in my brain.  You want to borrow some, IM me.

[fandandy 3,311]

I won't tell a soul.

[huskyhater75 242]

3 minutes ago, fandandy said:

I know I'm good for it.  I have millions of brilliant funny things in my brain.  You want to borrow some, IM me.

Then tell the phag troubador.

 

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word left out

[Utilit99 4,099]

14 minutes ago, huskyhater75 said:

utillly's mom.

Your idol..

 

[huskyhater75 242]

1 minute ago, Utilit99 said:

Your idol..

 

She was for one night, until I realized she doesn't shave her armpits.

[fandandy 3,311]

I had your back Utility Toilet.  I was like a rabid dog.  Did you see that?

[fandandy 3,311]

We gotta look after our own.  

ruff  ruff  ruff

[Utilit99 4,099]

1 minute ago, fandandy said:

I had your back Utility Toilet.  I was like a rabid dog.  Did you see that?

I saw that. You da man. 

[fandandy 3,311]

I am also ashamed though that you guys are so stoopid.

But UT, HT, and I and who was the fourth?  Anyway, we are all meeting some day for drinks.

[fandandy 3,311]

Wasn't there a fourth?

Was it Shotsy?

[Pimpadeaux 2,274]

19 minutes ago, fandandy said:

I will give you a chance to delete the above.

Especially as an alias.  That cannot be the best work that you have.

You delete, I will delete.

 

Delete your peemus.

[fandandy 3,311]

Either way, you guys need to leave.  I'm attempting to have the sex with Naomi.

[Utilit99 4,099]

1 minute ago, fandandy said:

Wasn't there a fourth?

Was it Shotsy?

wiff I think. But gotta catch him at the right time.

[fandandy 3,311]

Peenie seems to be a hard nut to crack and I am horny.