MLCKAA 414 Posted March 26, 2023 Anybody have one? I think I’m gonna buy an Autoblow. My drive is probably 20x wifey’s drive, bless her heart. (awaiting the jokes about how she’s just too busy servicing the GC) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 2,479 Posted March 26, 2023 Talked to many couples that went down that road, usually leads to a separation. Take up with the Lord Jesus Christ, He will help you both through this situation. Always a great way to have a very successful marriage, is for the both of you to give yourself to the Lord, and then dedicate your marriage to Him. God bless. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,055 Posted March 26, 2023 I've also talked to many couples. The main thing you need to do is employ escorts if your wife isn't fulfilling those needs. What she doesn't know won't hurt her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 2,479 Posted March 26, 2023 Worst not to tell her, you will start giving her less positive attention, she will feel that, she is a woman. If you want to end a marriage or have a unhappy wife listen to the fool above. But if you want to stay married, and even more so with a happy wife, I wouldn’t buy a sex toy, but if you do , talk with her about it before doing so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,078 Posted March 26, 2023 When I saw the topic I was going to make the expected "yer wife" joke. Well played, good sir, to cut that off at the pass. With that sophomoric joke out of the way, I will answer your question with all sincerity.... Yer Mom is all the sex toy I'll ever need. G0ddamn she's filthy as well as surprisingly limber for an older gal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,078 Posted March 26, 2023 5 hours ago, weepaws said: Take up with the Lord Jesus Christ, He will help you both through this situation. Always a great way to have a very successful marriage, is for the both of you to give yourself to the Lord, and then dedicate your open marriage to Him. God bless. Wow. I didn't know JC was such a swinger! I must've missed that part when I was forced to attend Vacation Bible School every summer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted March 26, 2023 My stock answer was yer mom is my sex toy. Still is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,593 Posted March 26, 2023 9 hours ago, MLCKAA said: Anybody have one? Yeah, my Wife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 26, 2023 Lol Weepaws probably jerks off thinking about his wife every time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,078 Posted March 26, 2023 1 minute ago, cyclone24 said: Lol Weepaws probably jerks off thinking about his wife every time. To be fair she is in my spank bank. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,182 Posted March 26, 2023 31 minutes ago, League Champion said: Yeah, my Wife We got the same sex toy? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,593 Posted March 26, 2023 Just now, WhiteWonder said: We got the same sex toy? Whoa, I said "Wife" not Thai Shemale Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,182 Posted March 26, 2023 10 minutes ago, League Champion said: Whoa, I said "Wife" not Thai Shemale It’s nice that you consider your wife’s feelings Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted March 26, 2023 44 minutes ago, DonS said: To be fair she is in my spank bank. Rock it !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
