Name Something Strange You Do

[BunnysBastatrds 2,418]

I wear my new wife silk panties on road trips. Very comfy.

[MDC 7,326]

Your mom

[nobody 2,657]

Post here

[Beaker15 237]

enjoy the smell of my own farts

[BunnysBastatrds 2,418]

Just now, Beaker15 said:

enjoy the smell of my own farts

 Do you rate them on a scale of 1-10? 
 

I do it on sound,, length, and vapors. Past five years I’ve only gotten to a fiver. Deduct a point if you shat. Add a point if you do it in an elevator.

[BeenHereBefore 1,514]

I do a shot of olive oil & apple cider vinegar almost daily.

[wiffleball 4,789]

I pull errant hairs outta my head. 

 

For 20 years. 

 

Still bushy as an 80s porn star. 

[DonS 3,292]

I take a sh1t on your mom's chest and then sing ABBA tunes.

[BeenHereBefore 1,514]

2 minutes ago, DonS said:

I take a sh1t on your mom's chest and then sing ABBA tunes.

The ABBA tunes is overkill..

 

[DonS 3,292]

41 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

The ABBA tunes is overkill..

 

Nah. She's Insatiable.

It reminds her of when she was a 17 year old dancing queen / slut. 

 

 

 

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,418]

  I chew my my mash potatoes 

[Engorgeous George 2,309]

35 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

  I chew my my mash potatoes 

Is this some sort of cajun euphemism I do not understand?

[Kopy 567]

Pay all my bills

[HotRod 70]

I take videos of myself masturbating and then play it back and masterbate to it.