🇺🇸Father Trump Talk-🚨The Official Thread of the Week Magaverse🚨 👀 the Donald/Elon beef has gone nuclear

[Tree of Knowledge 1,782]

1 hour ago, squistion said:

https://x.com/tribelaw/status/1803023435385184602

“THE OCEAN DEEP (The Borowitz Report)—Calling his longstanding fear of being devoured by them “delusional thinking at its saddest,” the world’s sharks issued a statement on Tuesday disavowing “any interest whatsoever” in eating Donald J. Trump.”

“Given his constant intake of Diet Coke and hamburgers, there is nothing to indicate that Trump would be anything resembling a nutritious meal,” the sharks’ statement read. “The very thought of biting into him is nauseating.”

“The sharks said that Trump’s anxiety about being eaten by them demonstrates “an inflated sense of his appeal, to say the least.”

“We thought the same thing when Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed he was eaten by a worm,” the sharks wrote. “Why do these narcissists think they’re so delicious?”

“In perhaps their most withering comment, the sharks concluded, “We might consider eating Trump if the only other thing on the menu was Steve Bannon.”

The left has the worst comedy writers.  This is middle school level dumb.  

[seafoam1 2,892]

3 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

The left has the worst comedy writers.  This is middle school level dumb.  

The worst. Can't believe he even posted that crap. 

[Tree of Knowledge 1,782]

1 hour ago, seafoam1 said:

The worst. Can't believe he even posted that crap. 

He’s no Catturd2

[Engorgeous George 2,257]

2 hours ago, squistion said:

https://x.com/tribelaw/status/1803023435385184602

“THE OCEAN DEEP (The Borowitz Report)—Calling his longstanding fear of being devoured by them “delusional thinking at its saddest,” the world’s sharks issued a statement on Tuesday disavowing “any interest whatsoever” in eating Donald J. Trump.”

“Given his constant intake of Diet Coke and hamburgers, there is nothing to indicate that Trump would be anything resembling a nutritious meal,” the sharks’ statement read. “The very thought of biting into him is nauseating.”

“The sharks said that Trump’s anxiety about being eaten by them demonstrates “an inflated sense of his appeal, to say the least.”

“We thought the same thing when Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed he was eaten by a worm,” the sharks wrote. “Why do these narcissists think they’re so delicious?”

“In perhaps their most withering comment, the sharks concluded, “We might consider eating Trump if the only other thing on the menu was Steve Bannon.”

Either would be well marbled.

[thegeneral 3,092]

On brand

 

[ROCK BOTTOM 58]

57 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

On brand

 

Fake news.  Father trump would never do such a thing.

[Tree of Knowledge 1,782]

1 hour ago, thegeneral said:

On brand

 

Meh

Looks like your boy Pedo Peter let 85,000 kids get trafficked. 
 

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2024/06/21/biden-administration-loses-85000-unaccompanied-minor-children-n4930048

 

 

[ROCK BOTTOM 58]

3 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Meh

Looks like your boy Pedo Peter let 85,000 kids get trafficked. 
 

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2024/06/21/biden-administration-loses-85000-unaccompanied-minor-children-n4930048

 

 

Biden's America.

[Tree of Knowledge 1,782]

12 minutes ago, ROCK BOTTOM said:

Biden's America.

Joe needs his adrenochrome 

[thegeneral 3,092]

1 hour ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Meh

Looks like your boy Pedo Peter let 85,000 kids get trafficked. 
 

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2024/06/21/biden-administration-loses-85000-unaccompanied-minor-children-n4930048

 

 

The probably got trafficked through Trump’s spiritual advisor’s church!

[seafoam1 2,892]

1 hour ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Meh

Looks like your boy Pedo Peter let 85,000 kids get trafficked. 
 

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2024/06/21/biden-administration-loses-85000-unaccompanied-minor-children-n4930048

 

 

creepy joe is auditioning for leader of Nigeria. There's a lot of money in human trafficking. 

[Maximum Overkill 1,884]

 

 

[seafoam1 2,892]

3 hours ago, Maximum Overkill said:

 

 

So true. And all they say today is. "No we didn't." Focking losers. 

[Strike 5,369]

After SEVEN YEARS Snopes finally decided to be honest about the "very fine people" hoax.  This is the outlet that @squistion swears by:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-very-fine-people/

[squistion 2,090]

57 minutes ago, Strike said:

After SEVEN YEARS Snopes finally decided to be honest about the "very fine people" hoax.  This is the outlet that @squistion swears by:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-very-fine-people/

So, are you saying that Snopes is wrong in their fact checking here?

[seafoam1 2,892]

16 minutes ago, squistion said:

So, are you saying that Snopes is wrong in their fact checking here?

snopes. Liberals are so stupid. 

[Strike 5,369]

18 minutes ago, squistion said:

So, are you saying that Snopes is wrong in their fact checking here?

[Tree of Knowledge 1,782]

I found out I have to go to Wisconsin in October.  I will see how I can help fellow patriots put the Badger State in the good guys column.   

[thegeneral 3,092]

9 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

I found out I have to go to Wisconsin in October.  I will see how I can help fellow patriots put the Badger State in the good guys column.   

I have already voted 36 times in Wisconsin. Sorry bro!

[seafoam1 2,892]

2 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

I have already voted 36 times in Wisconsin. Sorry bro!

"Bro" 

[Tree of Knowledge 1,782]

1 minute ago, thegeneral said:

I have already voted 36 times in Wisconsin. Sorry bro!

I’ve been saving up obits for almost a year.  I’ll see your 36 and raise you 3600. 

[thegeneral 3,092]

Just now, Tree of Knowledge said:

I’ve been saving up obits for almost a year.  I’ll see your 36 and raise you 3600. 

I just voted another 12k times.

[seafoam1 2,892]

Just now, thegeneral said:

I just voted another 12k times.

"Bro" 

[thegeneral 3,092]

Just now, seafoam1 said:

"Bro" 

For you I’d go with schmuck or ballbag.

[Tree of Knowledge 1,782]

1 minute ago, thegeneral said:

I just voted another 12k times.

Damn Dominion Machines.  
 

My Mexicans need to start writing “Padre Trump” faster on these ballots if they want their citizenship claims fast-tracked.  

[thegeneral 3,092]

Just now, Tree of Knowledge said:

Damn Dominion Machines.  
 

My Mexicans need to start writing “Padre Trump” faster on these ballots if they want their citizenship claims fast-tracked.  

I am using the bamboo ballots from China. Untraceable. Even the Cyber Ninjas couldn’t crack it. 

[seafoam1 2,892]

2 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

For you I’d go with schmuck or ballbag.

"Bro" 

[thegeneral 3,092]

Just now, seafoam1 said:

"Bro" 

Uh oh. Peefoam stuck again. Try restarting!

[Tree of Knowledge 1,782]

3 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

I am using the bamboo ballots from China. Untraceable. Even the Cyber Ninjas couldn’t crack it. 

Sux for you. MAGA has new employees being  brought in to specially handle bamboo ballots.  10 are being deployed to Wisconsin in October.  
 

 

[thegeneral 3,092]

4 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

"pee bro" 

Peefoam wandering around his apartment muttering about bros, trans athletes, and illegal aliens!!

[thegeneral 3,092]

6 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Sux for you. MAGA has new employees being  brought in to specially handle bamboo ballots.  10 are being deployed to Wisconsin in October.  
 

 

And where do those pandas come from? I’ll tell you - China. Check and mate.  

[Tree of Knowledge 1,782]

2 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

And where do those pandas come from? I’ll tell you - China. Check and mate.  

I have raised Ping Pong and Ding Dong since they were cubs.  These two have spent more time on MAGA soil than 95% of Biden voters.  How dare you!!!

[thegeneral 3,092]

1 minute ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

I have raised Ping Pong and Ding Dong since they were cubs.  These two have spent more time on MAGA soil than 95% of Biden voters.  How dare you!!!

The best part is this could very likely be a topic that Don covers at his next pep rally.

[thegeneral 3,092]

24 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

It's pee bro guy. 

Peefoam is def a stolen election by illegal ballot bro! 

[thegeneral 3,092]

2 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Pee!!! 

Foam!! Now you got it!

[The Real timschochet 6,575]

Trump now claiming he was tortured in jail: 

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4736777-trump-campaign-criticizes-jail/damp/?nxs-test=damp

[squistion 2,090]

9 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

Trump now claiming he was tortured in jail: 

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4736777-trump-campaign-criticizes-jail/damp/?nxs-test=damp

He was in jail?

[Hardcore troubadour 15,196]

Biden was tortured in South Africa when he was arrested trying to break Mandela out.  

[Hawkeye21 2,390]

55 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

Trump now claiming he was tortured in jail: 

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4736777-trump-campaign-criticizes-jail/damp/?nxs-test=damp

Professional grifter.

[Tree of Knowledge 1,782]

Lots of things going on with Secret Service these days. It’s inexcusable they let this happen.