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1 hour ago, squistion said:

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https://x.com/tribelaw/status/1803023435385184602

“THE OCEAN DEEP (The Borowitz Report)—Calling his longstanding fear of being devoured by them “delusional thinking at its saddest,” the world’s sharks issued a statement on Tuesday disavowing “any interest whatsoever” in eating Donald J. Trump.”

“Given his constant intake of Diet Coke and hamburgers, there is nothing to indicate that Trump would be anything resembling a nutritious meal,” the sharks’ statement read. “The very thought of biting into him is nauseating.”

“The sharks said that Trump’s anxiety about being eaten by them demonstrates “an inflated sense of his appeal, to say the least.”

“We thought the same thing when Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed he was eaten by a worm,” the sharks wrote. “Why do these narcissists think they’re so delicious?”

“In perhaps their most withering comment, the sharks concluded, “We might consider eating Trump if the only other thing on the menu was Steve Bannon.”

The left has the worst comedy writers.  This is middle school level dumb.  

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3 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

The left has the worst comedy writers.  This is middle school level dumb.  

The worst. Can't believe he even posted that crap. 

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2 hours ago, squistion said:

😁

https://x.com/tribelaw/status/1803023435385184602

“THE OCEAN DEEP (The Borowitz Report)—Calling his longstanding fear of being devoured by them “delusional thinking at its saddest,” the world’s sharks issued a statement on Tuesday disavowing “any interest whatsoever” in eating Donald J. Trump.”

“Given his constant intake of Diet Coke and hamburgers, there is nothing to indicate that Trump would be anything resembling a nutritious meal,” the sharks’ statement read. “The very thought of biting into him is nauseating.”

“The sharks said that Trump’s anxiety about being eaten by them demonstrates “an inflated sense of his appeal, to say the least.”

“We thought the same thing when Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed he was eaten by a worm,” the sharks wrote. “Why do these narcissists think they’re so delicious?”

“In perhaps their most withering comment, the sharks concluded, “We might consider eating Trump if the only other thing on the menu was Steve Bannon.”

Either would be well marbled.

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3 hours ago, Maximum Overkill said:

 

 

So true. And all they say today is. "No we didn't." Focking losers. 

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57 minutes ago, Strike said:

After SEVEN YEARS Snopes finally decided to be honest about the "very fine people" hoax.  This is the outlet that @squistion swears by:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-very-fine-people/

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So, are you saying that Snopes is wrong in their fact checking here?

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16 minutes ago, squistion said:

So, are you saying that Snopes is wrong in their fact checking here?

snopes. Liberals are so stupid. 😆

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18 minutes ago, squistion said:

So, are you saying that Snopes is wrong in their fact checking here?

😂🤣😅:lol:😁😆😍

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9 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

I found out I have to go to Wisconsin in October.  I will see how I can help fellow patriots put the Badger State in the good guys column.   

I have already voted 36 times in Wisconsin. Sorry bro!

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2 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

I have already voted 36 times in Wisconsin. Sorry bro!

"Bro" 😆

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1 minute ago, thegeneral said:

I have already voted 36 times in Wisconsin. Sorry bro!

I’ve been saving up obits for almost a year.  I’ll see your 36 and raise you 3600. 

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Just now, Tree of Knowledge said:

I’ve been saving up obits for almost a year.  I’ll see your 36 and raise you 3600. 

I just voted another 12k times.

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1 minute ago, thegeneral said:

I just voted another 12k times.

Damn Dominion Machines.  
 

My Mexicans need to start writing “Padre Trump” faster on these ballots if they want their citizenship claims fast-tracked.  

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Just now, Tree of Knowledge said:

Damn Dominion Machines.  
 

My Mexicans need to start writing “Padre Trump” faster on these ballots if they want their citizenship claims fast-tracked.  

I am using the bamboo ballots from China. Untraceable. Even the Cyber Ninjas couldn’t crack it. 

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3 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

I am using the bamboo ballots from China. Untraceable. Even the Cyber Ninjas couldn’t crack it. 

Sux for you. MAGA has new employees being  brought in to specially handle bamboo ballots.  10 are being deployed to Wisconsin in October.  
 

 

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4 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

"pee bro" 😆

Peefoam wandering around his apartment muttering about bros, trans athletes, and illegal aliens!!

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6 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Sux for you. MAGA has new employees being  brought in to specially handle bamboo ballots.  10 are being deployed to Wisconsin in October.  
 

 

And where do those pandas come from? I’ll tell you - China. Check and mate.  

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2 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

And where do those pandas come from? I’ll tell you - China. Check and mate.  

I have raised Ping Pong and Ding Dong since they were cubs.  These two have spent more time on MAGA soil than 95% of Biden voters.  How dare you!!!

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1 minute ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

I have raised Ping Pong and Ding Dong since they were cubs.  These two have spent more time on MAGA soil than 95% of Biden voters.  How dare you!!!

😂 The best part is this could very likely be a topic that Don covers at his next pep rally.

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24 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

It's pee bro guy. 😆

Peefoam is def a stolen election by illegal ballot bro! 

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Biden was tortured in South Africa when he was arrested trying to break Mandela out.  

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