Capitol Police stop 2nd Insurrection!

[jonmx 2,484]

https://apnews.com/article/capitol-police-childrens-choir-performance-national-anthem-750e6031a67fd2fca735799df96916fb

The Capitol Police saved the nation once again as a second insurrection attempt by a group of white supremists who failed again to destroy our Democracy.  

Rushingbrook Children’s Choir from Greenville, South Carolina, a known hotbed for white supremacy, was stopped in the middle of their violent attempt to sing the National Anthem inside the Capitol.  Armed with weapons disguised as sheet music, these little white terrorists stormed though the doors of the Capitol disrupting the days activities.  

AOC hid under her desk in terror as the sounds of the Star-Spangled Banner rang throughout the Capitol.  It is unclear of she was seriously injured by the violence.  

Hundreds of Capitol Police bravely swung into action to prevent this rogue children's choir from completing the song which included cries for rockets and bombs bursting in air. 

President Joe Biden praised the work of the Capitol Police as heroic, dozens of whom had to call in sick from the trauma they suffered.   Biden also suffered several injuries as he fell leaving the podium.  The Justice Department is contemplating adding assassination attempts to the long list of charges. 

[seafoam1 3,517]

5 minutes ago, jonmx said:

https://apnews.com/article/capitol-police-childrens-choir-performance-national-anthem-750e6031a67fd2fca735799df96916fb

The Capitol Police saved the nation once again as a second insurrection attempt by a group of white supremists who failed again to destroy our Democracy.  

Rushingbrook Children’s Choir from Greenville, South Carolina, a known hotbed for white supremacy, was stopped in the middle of their violent attempt to sing the National Anthem inside the Capitol.  Armed with weapons disguised as sheet music, these little white terrorists stormed though the doors of the Capitol disrupting the days activities.  

AOC hid under her desk in terror as the sounds of the Star-Spangled Banner rang throughout the Capitol.  It is unclear of she was seriously injured by the violence.  

Hundreds of Capitol Police bravely swung into action to prevent this rogue children's choir from completing the song which included cries for rockets and bombs bursting in air. 

President Joe Biden praised the work of the Capitol Police as heroic, dozens of whom had to call in sick from the trauma they suffered.   Biden also suffered several injuries as he fell leaving the podium.  The Justice Department is contemplating adding assassination attempts to the long list of charges. 

Sounds about right. 

[Gepetto 1,478]

Capitol Police: where police go for a job when they can't get mall security.

[Hardcore troubadour 16,043]

The Praetorian guard. 

[RLLD 4,283]

It's a bad look.

[Hardcore troubadour 16,043]

McCarthy better step up.  As usual, leftists punching down.  Obama and Biden love doing it. 

[Engorgeous George 2,332]

Other insurrectionists include a Junior High School History Teacher who was filming himself in a very bad Abraham Lincoln costume at the Lincoln Memorial reciting the Gettysburg Address and an Art teacher expounding to his honors art class about the symbolism of the sculptures on the west pediment of the Supreme Court.  Meanwhile a vigil by a group of West Virginia mother's at the Washnington monument was curtailed when the park police arrested the group's leader.  The group wanted the monument removed as they found it too phallic.  Park police, dressed in sildenifil blue bike shorts and shirts vowed the monument would always stand tall with their aid.  Pfizer, upon leaarning of the efforts of the Park Police offered to sponsor their summer flag raising festival and spelunking erxpedition.

[Reality 3,134]

When was the first one?

[5-Points 3,839]

Worst attack since 9/11.

[Hardcore troubadour 16,043]

 No way this happens if a chorus of black kids were singing Lift Every Voice, the “black national anthem”. No way, no how. And if it did, oh my. Lead story on every propaganda outfit in the country.  Including Fox. And McCarthy would catch the blame.  Liberals are ok with this. 

[Cdub100 3,996]

Thank science! They stopped that evil before they could get to the end. Which as we know summons true patriots.