easilyscan 903 Posted June 29, 2023 Strangers have the best candy So many pedestrians, so little time Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth! Watch out for the idiot behind me! Learn from your parent’s mistakes, use birth control. Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body. Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass & wait! A clean car is a sign of a sick mind. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education. Ask me about microwaving cats for fun & profit. Beer: The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon Cat: The Other White Meat Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass? Do not play leap frog with a unicorn. Do Vegetarians eat animal crackers? Forget about World Peace...Visualize Using Your Turn Signal! Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do. Have a nice day... somewhere else. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window I Don’t Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It I gave up drugs, sex & booze...it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming & yelling like the passengers in his car.... If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, & easy. If you can read this, you're in range. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". It's bad luck to be superstitious. My child is an honor student at the state penitentiary. Nuke the Whales Oh look! just 2,852,677 more days until I start caring what you think. Why can't women learn to put the toilet seat back up? Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AxeElf 787 Posted June 29, 2023 My favorite bumper sticker is printed in Braille, and it says, "If you can read this, you're too close." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 709 Posted June 29, 2023 Anyone that puts these types of bumper stickers on their car should be deported. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 424 Posted June 29, 2023 is there an afterlife? touch my truck and find out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 424 Posted June 29, 2023 i donated the the highway patrol fund. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HTH 95 Posted June 29, 2023 My son beat up your honor student. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 903 Posted June 29, 2023 1 hour ago, taco breath said: is there an afterlife? touch my truck and find out. That reminds me of one I saw on a garage door. Is there life after death ? trespass here & find out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,290 Posted June 30, 2023 6 hours ago, Drizzay said: Anyone that puts these types of bumper stickers on their car should be deported. I haven’t seen that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,368 Posted June 30, 2023 Honk IF YOUR HORNY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 834 Posted June 30, 2023 Jesus Saves! Esposito scores on the rebound. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted June 30, 2023 Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
