last minute booty call for OldMaid

[JustinCharge 2,397]

here he comes.  impressive the yellow covid facemask holds on for dear life.

 

 

And here is OldMaid climbing out of the pool to meet her man.  Unfortunately she had a bowel movement at the worst possible time!

[GutterBoy 2,898]

[seafoam1 2,799]

 Such a skank. That karaoke pic was just gross. 

[seafoam1 2,799]

She's mdc level dating material now that she's 100 pounds heavier. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

57 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

 Such a skank. That karaoke pic was just gross. 

 So is your face. 

[IGotWorms 4,057]

You okAy, b1tch?

[seafoam1 2,799]

1 minute ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 So is your face. 

oh. such a burn. 

[seafoam1 2,799]

3 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

You okAy, b1tch?

What's with that comment? Are you even an adult? 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

10 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

What's with that comment? Are you even an adult? 

Post a picture of yourself. If not, reason ninety nine that you’re a nothing and a fawking coward. I can hear the crickets outside.

[Voltaire 5,190]

1 hour ago, seafoam1 said:

 Such a skank. That karaoke pic was just gross. 

Not true in the slightest. I was impressed/intrigued.

1 hour ago, seafoam1 said:

She's mdc level dating material now that she's 100 pounds heavier. 

We don't know that. The odds are definitely in favor of anyone who wants to bet that a woman last seen 8-10 years ago has put on weight, but at 100 lbs, I will take the under.

[MDC 7,125]

45 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

What's with that comment? Are you even an adult? 

Wow!    

[OldMaid 2,129]

4 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

Not true in the slightest. I was impressed/intrigued.

We don't know that. The odds are definitely in favor anyone who wants to bet that a woman last seen 8-10 years ago has put on weight, but at 100 lbs, I will take the under.

What he will never understand is that I don’t care what he thinks.  But thanks for the vote of confidence. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

25 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

What he will never understand is that I don’t care what he thinks.  But thanks for the vote of confidence. 

 I would smell your office chair cushion seat after you leave the room anytime my darlin. And prey that you pick a finger when you return .

[GutterBoy 2,898]

4 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I would smell your office chair cushion seat after you leave the room anytime my darlin. And prey that you pick a finger when you return .

Why are guys so focking creepy.  Smh.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

10 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Why are guys so focking creepy.  Smh.

 Grab a stool…oh wait… let me get you a step ladder to get up there little guy. Comfy?

 

[GutterBoy 2,898]

3 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Grab a stool…oh wait… let me get you a step ladder to get up there little guy. Comfy?

 

Yeah I'm short, and you're a disgusting creeper, congrats.

[OldMaid 2,129]

28 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Why are guys so focking creepy.  Smh.

At least he didn’t call me fetching.

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

6 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

At least he didn’t call me fetching.

Stop trying to make fetching happen.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

8 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

At least he didn’t call me fetching.

 You and I have spoken on the phone a few times. I hope you know I wasn’t being disrespectful in any way. Just having innocent fun. I’m sorry if i said something inappropriate. I think you’re a very intelligent and beautiful person.

[OldMaid 2,129]

7 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 You and I have spoken on the phone a few times. I hope you know I wasn’t being disrespectful in any way. Just having innocent fun. I’m sorry if i said something inappropriate. I think you’re a very intelligent and beautiful person.

All good in the hood.