I’m Bored So Tell Me A Secret

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

 My wifffey soaking wet all the time. 

[lickin_starfish 1,937]

From sweat, probably.

[MLCKAA 574]

 No

[League Champion 1,911]

43 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 My wifffey soaking wet all the time. 

Can she squirt like a Seadoo Jet Ski? Mine can 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

1 hour ago, League Champion said:

Can she squirt like a Seadoo Jet Ski? Mine can 

Mine drinks lemonade and farts, then wants me to launch the boat. 

[Bier Meister 1,710]

I see stupid people.

 

they walk among us

[BeenHereBefore 1,520]

I drive a 98 Toyota.

[League Champion 1,911]

1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

Mine drinks lemonade and farts, then wants me to launch the boat. 

You win

[Mookz 1,348]

54 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

I drive a 98 Toyota.

That's no secret, but we do need an update on its door handles. 

[BeenHereBefore 1,520]

2 hours ago, Mookz said:

That's no secret, but we do need an update on its door handles. 

I'm glad you asked and just fixed my inside drivers handle a few days ago. Took 10 mins and handle was $12 bucks off of Advanced Auto. Got tired of having to crawl out of the passenger door.

[TommyGavin 790]

Tell me a story, will ya, will ya
A real good story, I won't leave til ya
Spill your guts old man leave out any secrets,

[5-Points 3,528]

Mr. Lee used Calgon to get his shirts so clean. 

[TommyGavin 790]

2 hours ago, 5-Points said:

Mr. Lee used Calgon to get his shirts so clean. 

Wow that’s ancient 

[5-Points 3,528]

1 hour ago, TommyGavin said:

Wow that’s ancient 

And Chinese.

[TommyGavin 790]

55 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

And Chinese.

I thought was assumed bro

[5-Points 3,528]

Just now, TommyGavin said:

I thought was assumed 

It was. Just pointing out the obvious.