t.j. booker 206 Posted November 30, 2023 Her name is Veronica and she’s four bills, at least. I see her at the Chuck-a-Rama a few times a week especially on Wednesdays (king crab night). She has a rep for picking up guys from the Greater Boise buffet circuit. I saw her in line tonight and she said “Tee-jay! Ha com you nevah axe me out?” I got sort of flummoxed and told her I’m still technically married. ”Dontchu be holdin out on me Tee-jay! Ima gonna get me sum that!” It’s been 5 years since I last got some. I’m thinking about going for it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted November 30, 2023 Don’t hold out. Give up the little smokie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flipper 57 Posted November 30, 2023 Don't fall for the whipped cream idea ... By the time you're finished your blood sugar has spiked and your strolling the ether with Mr. Sandman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,384 Posted November 30, 2023 20 minutes ago, t.j. booker said: the Greater Boise buffet circuit. Some of the most elegant prose ever penned at FFT. Outstanding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted November 30, 2023 As a wise man once told me: Big girls need lovin’ too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted November 30, 2023 Axe her out. You already know the nice lady'll say "yes," you already know where to take her, and you already know she wants to get some of that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,336 Posted November 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Voltaire said: Axe her out. You already know the nice lady'll say "yes," you already know where to take her, and you already know she wants to get some of that. This could turn into a Mike & Molly relationship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted November 30, 2023 2 hours ago, Voltaire said: Axe her out. You already know the nice lady'll say "yes," you already know where to take her, and you already know she wants to get some of that. If nothing else it might make Gloria jealous. They say that living well is the best revenge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 988 Posted November 30, 2023 Go for it. Reminds me of that scene in Sideways 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites