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A biggun from the buffet wants some Booker-time

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Her name is Veronica and she’s four bills, at least. I see her at the Chuck-a-Rama a few times a week especially on Wednesdays (king crab night). She has a rep for picking up guys from the Greater Boise buffet circuit.

I saw her in line tonight and she said “Tee-jay! Ha com you nevah axe me out?”

I got sort of flummoxed and told her I’m still technically married.

”Dontchu be holdin out on me Tee-jay! Ima gonna get me sum that!”

It’s been 5 years since I last got some.

I’m thinking about going for it. :cry: 

 

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Don’t hold out. Give up the little smokie 

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Don't fall for the whipped cream idea ... By the time you're finished your blood sugar has spiked and your strolling the ether with Mr. Sandman

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20 minutes ago, t.j. booker said:

the Greater Boise buffet circuit.

 

Some of the most elegant prose ever penned at FFT.  Outstanding.  

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Axe her out. You already know the nice lady'll say "yes," you already know where to take her, and you already know she wants to get some of that.

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1 hour ago, Voltaire said:

Axe her out. You already know the nice lady'll say "yes," you already know where to take her, and you already know she wants to get some of that.

This could turn into a Mike & Molly relationship.

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2 hours ago, Voltaire said:

Axe her out. You already know the nice lady'll say "yes," you already know where to take her, and you already know she wants to get some of that.

If nothing else it might make Gloria jealous.  They say that living well is the best revenge. :thumbsup:

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