Going To A New Therapist Thursday

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

 Let the healing process be well. Two hour session and she is well known in these parts. Looking for a new angle with this one. Apparently she looks like my favorite Dr.

 

aThe one I had a few weeks ago had no idea how to manage an alcoholic sense of humor. I felt like telling her she putts from the bushes. She ooozed the pudding stank. 
 

  So I’m very intrigued by this new one. Was advised to speak for the entirety of the session and then wait for the next session that will be done on the webs. This is the kind of shiot that keeps me going at night. I have great health insurance so I can be me.  Can’t fawking wait to see her body language. Yea me!

[jerryskids 6,799]

What do you hope to get out of therapy?  What result would you consider a success?   

[nobody 2,673]

I hope you get to bang her!

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1 hour ago, jerryskids said:

What do you hope to get out of therapy?  What result would you consider a success?   

 

 

 

[Bier Meister 1,710]

Tell us about your mother?

[weepaws 3,193]

I know the one that can heal with health insurance, and He never fails.   

Worship the Lord your God and His blessings will be on your food and water . He will take away sickness from you.  Exodus 23:25. 

Heal me , O Lord, and I will be healed. Jeremiah 17:14.  

I will restore you to health and heal your wounds, declares the Lord.  Jeremiah 30:17.  

Dear Friend , I pray that you may enjoy good health and that all may go well with you , even as your soul is getting along well. 

Amen.  

God bless. 

[kutulu 1,676]

 

[edjr 6,592]

the rapist

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

16 hours ago, Bier Meister said:

Tell us about your mother?

 Which one?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

 I’m hoping for this…

 

 

 

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

 So last night I took a Zoloft and a gabapentin. With a twelver. Knocked me the Fawk out. In my crazy dreams when I do this shiot, I have vivid dreams that are movie quality Hollywood creativity ones. Last night’s one was so intense I pissed myself. Imagine this… it’s a bright beautiful fall morning. You’re going to the mailbox. All of a sudden you’re lifted in the sky and keep getting higher and higher. When you get to the top of the sky, you stop, and everything is now in slow motion. 
 

 The best way to describe this is it was a de.ja vu and an out of body experience. And I began to descend and at total peace. I fall gently back to earth and hear a voice say “Almost.”

Dr. Milf is going to have as much fun as I in these sessions. 

[TheNewGirl 1,491]

19 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 So last night I took a Zoloft and a gabapentin. With a twelver. Knocked me the Fawk out. In my crazy dreams when I do this shiot, I have vivid dreams that are movie quality Hollywood creativity ones. Last night’s one was so intense I pissed myself. Imagine this… it’s a bright beautiful fall morning. You’re going to the mailbox. All of a sudden you’re lifted in the sky and keep getting higher and higher. When you get to the top of the sky, you stop, and everything is now in slow motion. 
 

 The best way to describe this is it was a de.ja vu and an out of body experience. And I began to descend and at total peace. I fall gently back to earth and hear a voice say “Almost.”

Dr. Milf is going to have as much fun as I in these sessions. 

The first thing she may ask you to do is address the substance abuse. Can't really do much work without addressing that and getting to the root of everything. Sending you ((hugs)). You can do this. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

 So I missed my appointment today. Second time this year I’ve gotten bad food poisoning. Made breakfast for dinner and it was so bad. I haven’t felt that bad since I when to that Michael Bolton and Kenny G concert. Fawking miserable night and morning. I rescheduled and have an appointment next year. News at 11:00. Ughhh