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5 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

That defense was brutal. There were almost no blitz packages and the schemes were head scratching. Howie Roseman fired 2 defensive coordinators over it, that's how terrible the system was. Even then, the D line wasn't terrible, the secondary was a turnstile. They were about as bad as anyone in the league. 

Jalen Carter was an animal. He was seriously taking on 2 blockers every play. Imagine a rookie getting that attention every play? 

He was an animal who sucked in his last 11 games of the season. 

Animal is a good word for that piece of shlt. :thumbsup:

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21 minutes ago, listen2me 23 said:

Would you say thr DL as a whole was at least sort of underwhelming considering?  I get they have some young players.  But you along with others made it seem like unblockable.   

It was definitely underwhelming. Jalen was unblockable for half the season before he fell off like everyone else. I don’t remember saying the DL was unblockable. They definitely were blockable this year.

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Just now, MDC said:

It was definitely underwhelming. Jalen was unblockable for half the season before he fell off like everyone else. I don’t remember saying the DL was unblockable. They definitely were blockable this year.

You didn't watch did you? Or are you that bad at math? 😆

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Just now, MDC said:

. I don’t remember saying the DL was unblockable. They definitely were blockable this year.

Carter was definitely unblockable. He was taking on 2 blockers all season, even more so in those last 11. But Desai dialed up some terrible schemes, absolutely zero blitz packages which didn't help Carter or anyone else. They'll be much better next season just by default. 

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Just now, Maximum Overkill said:

Carter was definitely unblockable. He was taking on 2 blockers all season, even more so in those last 11. But Desai dialed up some terrible schemes, absolutely zero blitz packages which didn't help Carter or anyone else. They'll be much better next season just by default. 

You already lost this one. Stop trying. 

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Just now, Maximum Overkill said:

Carter was definitely unblockable. He was taking on 2 blockers all season, even more so in those last 11. But Desai dialed up some terrible schemes, absolutely zero blitz packages which didn't help Carter or anyone else. They'll be much better next season just by default. 

I thought the big issue wasn’t the DL. Offenses figured out that the back 7 couldn’t stop anyone and made it a point to get the ball out of the QB’s hands immediately. The Eagles got murdered on slants and against TEs. The DL just got frustrated and worn out.

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Just now, MDC said:

I thought the big issue wasn’t the DL. Offenses figured out that the back 7 couldn’t stop anyone and made it a point to get the ball out of the QB’s hands immediately. The Eagles got murdered on slants and against TEs. The DL just got frustrated and worn out.

😆 Carter sucked the last 11 games. 😆

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10 minutes ago, MDC said:

It was definitely underwhelming. Jalen was unblockable for half the season before he fell off like everyone else. I don’t remember saying the DL was unblockable. They definitely were blockable this year.

Im not going to go back and look.   And maybe you didnt say unblockable.   

You were boasting about how insane their DL was going to be.   

My bad.  

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4 minutes ago, MDC said:

Offenses figured out that the back 7 couldn’t stop anyone

I said that in a previous post. The secondary was a turnstile but probably because Desai and Pencil Head couldn't dial up any blitz packages worth a damn. Instead they were sending Reddick out into coverage on 3rd downs. 

The whole system was broke and I think it just snowballed across the defense. 

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Just now, listen2me 23 said:

Im not going to go back and look.   And maybe you didnt say unblockable.   

You were boasting about how insane their DL was going to be.   

My bad.  

After 70+ sacks last year Eagles fans had reason to believe the DL was going to be insane. It wasn’t. If you’re going to quote me put a little effort into it. :( 

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Just now, Maximum Overkill said:

I said that in a previous post. The secondary was a turnstile but probably because Desai and Pencil Head couldn't dial up any blitz packages worth a damn. Instead they were sending Reddick out into coverage on 3rd downs. 

The whole system was broke and I think it just snowballed across the defense. 

It's the defensive lines that make or break the defensive backfield. Most people know this. 

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2 minutes ago, MDC said:

After 70+ sacks last year Eagles fans had reason to believe the DL was going to be insane. It wasn’t. If you’re going to quote me put a little effort into it. :( 

It was easy to point out. Too bad you as a fan are just a dumbass. 

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56 minutes ago, MDC said:

No, you didn’t.

I’ll be back tomorrow. Unlike you I have things to do and don’t stay up all night posting round the clock.

That was quick. 🤡

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Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

That was quick. 

Tomorrow means different things to different people I guess. :dunno:

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Was screaming when the Lions traded back rather than draft him... Got both Gibbs and LaPorta with those picks.

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17 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

Was screaming when the Lions traded back rather than draft him... Got both Gibbs and LaPorta with those picks.

Definitely better than him.  And he would have never fit in with what the Lions are trying to do.

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16 minutes ago, Reality said:

Typical Philly p.o.s., no real story here. 

Shame what happened to that thug Greenlaw. 🤭 

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8 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

I do not understand this metaphor.

I think he's calling him a turd, but a hollowed out turd, which would have to be an especially hard turd so that it wouldn't collapse in on itself.

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1 minute ago, The Psychic Observer said:

I think he's calling him a turd, but a hollowed out turd, which would have to be an especially hard turd so that it wouldn't collapse in on itself.

Assuming there are turd hollowers, does that make the turd more offensive?  seems to me it would make it rare, like a fecal  Faberge egg.  At any rate it is a very unclear insult.  it is poor writing.

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3 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

Assuming there are turd hollowers, does that make the turd more offensive?  seems to me it would make it rare, like a fecal  Faberge egg.  At any rate it is a very unclear insult.  it is poor writing.

I would think a better insult would be a piece of shite filled with something offensive, rather than an empty piece of shite.  If it were me, I'd probably go with something like an anthrax filled piece of shite.  Or a piece of sh1te wrapped around a usb drive that contains music videos of Hanson.

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Just now, The Psychic Observer said:

I would think a better insult would be a piece of shite filled with something offensive, rather than an empty piece of shite.  If it were me, I'd probably go with something like an anthrax filled piece of shite.  Or a piece of sh1te wrapped around a usb drive that contains music videos of Hanson.

Now this I understand.  That would indeed be offensive.  Such writing is evocative as opposed to simply confusing.

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3 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

I don't know why but that's funny as F 😂

Somewhere in Seafoam's world there is a high school kid siting down with his guidance counselor.  The guidance counselor is looking at the kid, the kid's transcript in the guidance counselor's hand.  "Son", the counselor says, "I've reviewed your transcript, do you have any interest in becoming a turd hollower?"

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3 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

, "I've reviewed your transcript, do you have any interest in becoming a turd hollower?"

😂 Stop, I'm dying 😂

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