Well, it happened. My wife of 25 years broke my heart today.

[lickin_starfish 1,482]

I came home from work to find that she had eaten the last donut. I thought about that thing during my whole commute home, only to find that it was gone.

[BeachGuy23 512]

Damn boyo.  Thought you were going to say you found out she got the jab behind your back. 

Eating last donut is NBD.  Pumping your body full of a gene altering, experimental drug that causes blood clots, strokes, and heart attacks is a big deal.

Thank your lucky stars friend. 

[BeenHereBefore 1,336]

I thought you caught her at a buffet with TJ. Booker.

[weepaws 2,461]

When she has diabetes you can let her have it.   

[seafoam1 1,879]

2 minutes ago, weepaws said:

When she has diabetes you can let her have it.   

[Maximum Overkill 651]

29 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

I came home from work to find that she had eaten the last donut. I thought about that thing during my whole commute home, only to find that it was gone.

I know a good divorce lawyer

[IGotWorms 3,317]

Sorry dude, thought you knew?

I mean, we made it pretty obvious

[Ron_Artest 681]

I thought you were gonna say you tasted my seed in her vag but I remember she cleaned up.

[Gladiators 1,904]

I’m not sure how to tell you this, but she didn’t eat it. She threw it away.

[Engorgeous George 1,183]

Soooo, she likes eating holes.  Spread some frosting and sprinkle some jimmies around your balloon knot and see what happens.