Woke Jeebus

[SUXBNME 1,367]

 

[weepaws 2,529]

God is the creator of everything, your battle is against God, Die in sin, pay the price, the Judge, God will execute is judgement when it’s ones time.  

Repent, and accept Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior. 

[kilroy69 1,039]

Is that kinda like the buddy Christ? George Carlin would approve 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,963]

58 minutes ago, weepaws said:

God is the creator of everything, your battle is against God, Die in sin, pay the price, the Judge, God will execute is judgement when it’s ones time.  

Repent, and accept Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior. 

 Would he be mad if I drank his wine and gave the holy crackers to the birds. And if I asked him whilst drunk on his wine and ask him if he sined banging Mary Madeline? 

[weepaws 2,529]

13 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Would he be mad if I drank his wine and gave the holy crackers to the birds. And if I asked him whilst drunk on his wine and ask him if he sined banging Mary Madeline? 

Why would Jesus be mad, Jesus sends all pedero like you to Hell.  Justice will be done, Have a good day

[Hawkeye21 1,935]

Does anyone else think that weepaws is the exact type of person that would annoy the crap out of God?

[jerryskids 5,461]

1 hour ago, SUXBNME said:

 

Cocaine Bear gender   

[weepaws 2,529]

30 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Does anyone else think that weepaws is the exact type of person that would annoy the crap out of God?

I was asked a question and gave that pedero the right answer.  

Jesus isn’t annoyed, Jesus Christ is mad at the wicked everyday. 

Those that kill children, those that don’t accept Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior. 

Those that are luke warm in their faith with him, he called those people puke. 

Great question. Thanks. 

[Hawkeye21 1,935]

1 minute ago, weepaws said:

I was asked a question and gave that pedero the right answer.  

Jesus isn’t annoyed, Jesus Christ is mad at the wicked everyday. 

Those that kill children, those that don’t accept Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior. 

Those that are luke warm in their faith with him, he called those people puke. 

Great question. Thanks. 

Huh?

[weepaws 2,529]

36 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Does anyone else think that weepaws is the exact type of person that would annoy the crap out of God?

 

1 minute ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Huh?

 

3 minutes ago, weepaws said:

I was asked a question and gave that pedero the right answer.  

Jesus isn’t annoyed, Jesus Christ is mad at the wicked everyday. 

Those that kill children, those that don’t accept Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior. 

Those that are luke warm in their faith with him, he called those people puke. 

Great question. Thanks. 

The answer to the question you posted, you did post that question above right? 

[Hawkeye21 1,935]

Just now, weepaws said:

 

 

The answer to the question you posted, you did post that question above right? 

More like a word salad.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,963]

41 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Why would Jesus be mad, Jesus sends all pedero like you to Hell.  Justice will be done, Have a good day

 Judas is awaiting your arrival.

[weepaws 2,529]

39 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Does anyone else think that weepaws is the exact type of person that would annoy the crap out of God?

Looks like a question to me, so I helped you with the answer you were seeking. 

Thanks. 

[weepaws 2,529]

1 minute ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Judas is awaiting your arrival.

I bet he is, misery loves company, look at you , I haven’t posted you in sometime, but yet you keep wanting my positive attention, misery loves company, but not to worry about me, and thank you for being concern, you will be in hell soon, I’ll be in heaven not giving a about what happens to you.  It’s the that great news.  

Thanks bud. 

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[frank 2,177]

1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Judas is rising. 

 

[jerryskids 5,461]

1 hour ago, weepaws said:

 

Those that are luke warm in their faith with him, he called those people puke. 

Got a Bible quote for that?  I'm not aware of Jesus using the word "puke" in the Bible.  Then again, I haven't memorized the Book of Philemon like you probably have.   

[weepaws 2,529]

Revelation 3:15-16.  I know your works, That you are neither cold nor hot. 

I could wish you were cold or hot. 

So then, because you are lukewarm, And neither cold nor hot , I will vomit you out of My mouth.  Jesus said.  

So to vomit one out of His mouth, that person would then be puke.  

Philemon 1:5. Hearing of thy love and faith, Which thou has towards the Lord Jesus, And toward all Saints.  

Amen.  Threw in a Philemon for an extra bonus. 

Working on that Faith much Jerry? 

Thanks. 

[SUXBNME 1,367]

28 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Revelation 3:15-16.  I know your works, That you are neither cold nor hot. 

I could wish you were cold or hot. 

So then, because you are lukewarm, And neither cold nor hot , I will vomit you out of My mouth.  Jesus said.  

So to vomit one out of His mouth, that person would then be puke.  

Philemon 1:5. Hearing of thy love and faith, Which thou has towards the Lord Jesus, And toward all Saints.  

Amen.  Threw in a Philemon for an extra bonus. 

Working on that Faith much Jerry? 

Thanks. 

Did you even watch the vid, cuntface?  You, of all people here would prolly enjoy it. 

[SUXBNME 1,367]

2 hours ago, jerryskids said:

Cocaine Bear gender   

Yea....That was a good one 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,689]

does weepaws make every thread worse?

 

[Engorgeous George 1,345]

I would think that an omnipotent and all loving creator would be able to recruit folks far more intelligent and eloquent than Weepaws to preach his evangil.

[jerryskids 5,461]

2 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

does weepaws make every thread worse?

 

OMG yes.

Amen

Thanks

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32 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

OMG yes.

Amen

Thanks

was that duderonomy 4:15

[BunnysBastatrds 1,963]

 Hey holy diver corn hole fawkhead nothing, drink my sins and tell the pearly gates I love when the DEVIL beats his wife when it’s not raining when we hear thunder.And thank him for me.

[frank 2,177]

8 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Hey holy diver corn hole fawkhead nothing, drink my sins and tell the pearly gates I love when the DEVIL beats his wife when it’s not raining when we hear thunder.And thank him for me.

I was just about to post this. 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,963]

 So shitsratinedpaws and myself are waiting in line which looked like a line to enter a casino buffet to go see if St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asks us one question. St.Peter: Have you repented for your sins?  Shitsttainpaws: Yes my father, and twice on Sunday.  Bunny: Every time I wake up with a hangover and a night of pure despair.  St.Peter: Come In Bunny and Shitstainedpaw… purgatory for you you fawking liar. 

[SUXBNME 1,367]

3 hours ago, frank said:

I was just about to post this. 

Verbatim, right?  

Frank....You are what's still great about this place.  I thank you for that.  

[Hawkeye21 1,935]

15 hours ago, jerryskids said:

Got a Bible quote for that?  I'm not aware of Jesus using the word "puke" in the Bible.  Then again, I haven't memorized the Book of Philemon like you probably have.   

Bania 4:69

Puke? That's a funny word. Can I use that?

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