I don't know how single people do it.

[jerryskids 6,730]

2 hours ago, mmmmm...beer said:

I've seen both out wives Jerry... we're not just the president of the club... we're also clients.

Agreed.  We've got two nice pairs of fun bags there. 

 

[BufordT 431]

If you can’t be by yourself chances are you hate yourself. 

[mmmmm...beer 803]

12 minutes ago, BufordT said:

If you can’t be by yourself chances are you hate yourself. 

Or... other half of thar coin is everybody hates you Buford... that's why your alone?

[cmh6476 1,023]

Hopefully things get back to normal soon

[mmmmm...beer 803]

Just now, cmh6476 said:

Hopefully things get back to normal soon

It'll be in the rear view mirror soon enough in November.  Appreciate the encouragement though gents.

[BufordT 431]

33 minutes ago, mmmmm...beer said:

Or... other half of thar coin is everybody hates you Buford... that's why your alone?

dammit

[bostonlager 2,664]

I'm 43 and divorced 3 times due to me cheating. I've come to the conclusion that marriage is not for me. Here are my rules for staying active in the game as I routinely bed chicks in their late 20s/early 30s. 

 

1. Stay in shape. If you're fat- start over. 

2. Buy a tanning bed 

3. Spend on anti-aging creams. Don't look for a bargain, you pay for what you get. 

4. Have game - If you can't pick up an old chick, you damn sure can't pick up a young in'

5. Don't be afraid to fail. No one has a 100% success rate. It's like fishing - keep casting and you will eventually land a big mouth bass that likes it in the ass

[bostonlager 2,664]

I forgot one

6. Make sure your dental work is good. I dropped 5 figures on veneers that make my mouth eligible for a dental school textbook. B1tches like good teef. 

[purdygood 343]

I'm 42.  I think i finally met "the one" but i'm taking my time on proposing.  How do single guys do it? It's easy.  We go out. Have fun. It's hit or miss but it's a odds game.  At least 10% of the time you get a rando to come home with you.  And you have a story to tell to your homies. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

A warning to all of you married dudes that permit your woman to go out and act out

 

 

 

 

[BufordT 431]

15 hours ago, bostonlager said:

2. Buy a tanning bed 

3. Spend on anti-aging creams. Don't look for a bargain, you pay for what you get. 

5. Don't be afraid to fail. No one has a 100% success rate. It's like fishing - keep casting and you will eventually land a big mouth bass that likes it in the ass

 

15 hours ago, bostonlager said:

6. Make sure your dental work is good. I dropped 5 figures on veneers that make my mouth eligible for a dental school textbook. B1tches like good teef. 

Donald? Is that you?

[jerryskids 6,730]

17 hours ago, bostonlager said:

I'm 43 and divorced 3 times due to me cheating. I've come to the conclusion that marriage is not for me. Here are my rules for staying active in the game as I routinely bed chicks in their late 20s/early 30s. 

 

1. Stay in shape. If you're fat- start over. 

2. Buy a tanning bed 

3. Spend on anti-aging creams. Don't look for a bargain, you pay for what you get. 

4. Have game - If you can't pick up an old chick, you damn sure can't pick up a young in'

5. Don't be afraid to fail. No one has a 100% success rate. It's like fishing - keep casting and you will eventually land a big mouth bass that likes it in the ass

What anti-aging creams do you recommend?

[IGotWorms 4,057]

17 hours ago, bostonlager said:

I'm 43 and divorced 3 times due to me cheating. I've come to the conclusion that marriage is not for me. Here are my rules for staying active in the game as I routinely bed chicks in their late 20s/early 30s. 

 

1. Stay in shape. If you're fat- start over. 

2. Buy a tanning bed 

3. Spend on anti-aging creams. Don't look for a bargain, you pay for what you get. 

4. Have game - If you can't pick up an old chick, you damn sure can't pick up a young in'

5. Don't be afraid to fail. No one has a 100% success rate. It's like fishing - keep casting and you will eventually land a big mouth bass that likes it in the ass

I don’t know if I’m jealous or if I pity you

[Baker Boy 1,694]

22 hours ago, mmmmm...beer said:

Hahah... yeah... I'm really concerned about my man card here.  I'm sure your tough guy life would make me shiver in fright with your manliness.

I would know, I was breast feed much to long.

[bostonlager 2,664]

10 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

What anti-aging creams do you recommend?

Been using this for a while now 

 

https://www.particleformen.com/product/essential-bundle/?nbt=nb%3Aadwords%3Ax%3A17505259400%3A%3A&nb_adtype=pla&nb_kwd=&nb_ti=&nb_mi=144605902&nb_pc=online&nb_pi=250223&nb_ppi=&nb_placement=&nb_li_ms=&nb_lp_ms=&nb_fii=&nb_ap=&nb_mt=&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAACufrwoJyJZThkb879ENcO9ntUohT

[jerryskids 6,730]

17 hours ago, bostonlager said:

I'm 43 and divorced 3 times due to me cheating. I've come to the conclusion that marriage is not for me. Here are my rules for staying active in the game as I routinely bed chicks in their late 20s/early 30s. 

 

1. Stay in shape. If you're fat- start over. 

2. Buy a tanning bed 

3. Spend on anti-aging creams. Don't look for a bargain, you pay for what you get. 

4. Have game - If you can't pick up an old chick, you damn sure can't pick up a young in'

5. Don't be afraid to fail. No one has a 100% success rate. It's like fishing - keep casting and you will eventually land a big mouth bass that likes it in the ass

Also, I would argue that the general spirit of this post is helpful for married people as well.  My wife and I exercise regularly, eat well, dress nice, have sex regularly, and generally try to romance each other.  We both think it is important to not let ourselves go, so that we find each other attractive.   

[bostonlager 2,664]

Just now, jerryskids said:

Also, I would argue that the general spirit of this post is helpful for married people as well.  My wife and I exercise regularly, eat well, dress nice, have sex regularly, and generally try to romance each other.  We both think it is important to not let ourselves go, so that we find each other attractive.   

Absolutely. If I was capable of being a one woman man, I’d stay in shape and take care of myself the same way. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

Bonus points and not by any means a requirement.  
 

7. join a country club. B1tches love country clubs. I learned this one from Travis Tritt 

[bostonlager 2,664]

25 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

I don’t know if I’m jealous or if I pity you

I have fun in life and could not be happier. I’m a sociopath, but I’m content with that. 

[Kopy 565]

18 hours ago, bostonlager said:

I'm 43 and divorced 3 times due to me cheating. I've come to the conclusion that marriage is not for me. Here are my rules for staying active in the game as I routinely bed chicks in their late 20s/early 30s. 

 

1. Stay in shape. If you're fat- start over. 

2. Buy a tanning bed 

3. Spend on anti-aging creams. Don't look for a bargain, you pay for what you get. 

4. Have game - If you can't pick up an old chick, you damn sure can't pick up a young in'

5. Don't be afraid to fail. No one has a 100% success rate. It's like fishing - keep casting and you will eventually land a big mouth bass that likes it in the ass

Young chicks wanna take selfies and talk about there influencer podcast.

Older chicks are the best. They f0ck like race horses. And don't give two sh1ts about anything other than than nights f0ck.

 

[bostonlager 2,664]

6 minutes ago, Kopy said:

Young chicks wanna take selfies and talk about there influencer podcast.

Older chicks are the best. They f0ck like race horses. And don't give two sh1ts about anything other than than nights f0ck.

 

I will start banging old chicks eventually, maybe in 20 years or so because they will always be there. I won’t always be able to pull 20 ish year old tail, so I’m taking advantage while I can