jerryskids 6,790 Posted January 28 Also, on a random golf note: I think I mentioned here that I got a 4-pack of golf lessons for my son and me for Christmas. We had the first lesson last week. I've never had a lesson, because I always think I'm the smartest person in the room. After watching one, maybe two of my swings with a wedge, the instructor pointed out that I was doing a low backswing, inside-out type of swing which was restricting my (already bad) flexibility and, contrary to what you (and by you, I mean "I") would think, causing me to push irons to the right, unless I Mr. Snappy'd them to the left. He had me work on a 1/2 to 2/3 speed swing with an exaggerated straight back takeaway. Also had me stand a little farther away from the ball. We moved to a 7 iron, and holy shiot, I was hitting the ball close to 150 yards with what felt like barely a swing. Unfortunately, I've been laid up with a fever the past few days, but I have managed to work in some time in the back yard just building the muscle memory for the swing. I'm hoping to get to the range at least once before the next lesson this Saturday (we plan to get there early and hit some balls before the official lesson). Anyway, other than the fever thing, I'm super stoked for this. We're working on long clubs this weekend, then chipping (my worst) as part of the next one. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted January 28 16 minutes ago, jerryskids said: If it hits, you are sponsoring an Edex drug-fueled golf orgy this spring or summer. why do we need him to sponsor? I have a place in Kissimmee FL. You guys just have to get there and pay for golf. No charge for room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 950 Posted January 28 1 minute ago, edjr said: Denny’s McCarthy He was drafted 2 picks ago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,790 Posted January 28 1 minute ago, edjr said: why do we need him to sponsor? I have a place in Kissimmee FL. You guys just have to get there and pay for golf. No charge for room. I would consider this, although I'm cautiously optimistic about Lager's parlay. My brother is in Ft. Lauderdale doing construction at the airport, so I could go see him as part of this trip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted January 28 1 minute ago, BiffTannen said: He was drafted 2 picks ago fook mi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,399 Posted January 28 36 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Tom Kim @edjr Damn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted January 28 2 minutes ago, Alias Detective said: Damn i was taking him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted January 28 6 minutes ago, jerryskids said: I would consider this, although I'm cautiously optimistic about Lager's parlay. My brother is in Ft. Lauderdale doing construction at the airport, so I could go see him as part of this trip. may 2025? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,399 Posted January 28 39 minutes ago, BiffTannen said: I never place parlay wagers, but I found this online and decided to roll the dice. I wanted to bet $10, but DK said my max bet is $0.69 Patrick Cantlay to win Keegan Bradley top 5 Jason Day top 10 Taylor Pendrith top 10 Denny McCarthy top 10 Beau Hossler top 20 Gary Woodland top 20 $0.69 to win $246,953.07 Back the winner out. What’s the 69 cent payout? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 950 Posted January 28 2 minutes ago, Alias Detective said: Back the winner out. What’s the 69 cent payout? $12,997.53 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 950 Posted January 28 I tried to place a larger wager on SBAG, but they won't allow me to parlay those selections. I need to see what I have available in terms of offshore books. I was under the impression as long as I didn't cash out with DK, FD, or ESPN I wouldn't need to worry about taxes, but all three of those fockers hit me with 1099s this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,734 Posted January 28 35 minutes ago, edjr said: why do we need him to sponsor? I have a place in Kissimmee FL. You guys just have to get there and pay for golf. No charge for room. Unless you count getting raped by you while we sleep as a charge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fumbleweed 547 Posted January 28 4.05- Beau Hossler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,790 Posted January 28 4 minutes ago, Fumbleweed said: 4.05- Beau Hossler Someone needs to take Woodland to make Lager's parlay happen$#@! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 976 Posted January 28 Harry Hall @WhiteWonder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,790 Posted January 28 1 hour ago, BiffTannen said: $12,997.53 I would do both bets, with and without Cantlay winning. Or maybe add Cantlay as a top 5 or 10, to be more precise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 950 Posted January 28 4 minutes ago, jerryskids said: I would do both bets, with and without Cantlay winning. Or maybe add Cantlay as a top 5 or 10, to be more precise. I placed that bet too and left Cantlay out all together. If there is one guy on tour I'd like to hit in the face with a sand wedge, it is Cantlay. I almost feel dirty rooting for him this week. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 845 Posted January 29 58 minutes ago, BiffTannen said: I placed that bet too and left Cantlay out all together. If there is one guy on tour I'd like to hit in the face with a sand wedge, it is Cantlay. I almost feel dirty rooting for him this week. Scheffler is that guy for me. I do a pool with co workers every week and when i get him he sucks balls. I expect that to continue here this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted January 29 2 hours ago, WhiteWonder said: Unless you count getting raped by you while we sleep as a charge is that your way of telling me you’re in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,149 Posted January 29 Matt fitzpatrick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 845 Posted January 29 4.09 - Russell Henley Alts: Tony Finau and then Jordan Spieth. Both players i considered with this last pick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 950 Posted January 29 Alt - Uncle Mark Hubbard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,399 Posted January 29 Alts. Mad Max and the Amish Rasmus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,399 Posted January 29 24 minutes ago, patweisers44 said: 4.09 - Russell Henley Alts: Tony Finau and then Jordan Spieth. Both players i considered with this last pick Almost took the muscle when I took Scott. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted January 29 1 hour ago, BiffTannen said: Alt - Uncle Mark Hubbard He was going to be my last pick, don’t make me regret it uncle! I have drafted you at least once! alt - uncle mark Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted January 29 1 hour ago, patweisers44 said: 4.09 - Russell Henley Alts: Tony Finau and then Jordan Spieth. Both players i considered with this last pick So finau/speef locks for top 20? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted January 29 14 hours ago, dain11279 said: Harry Hall @WhiteWonder reminds me of a girl from junior high. her nickname was Holly Head Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 976 Posted January 29 Alt - Finau On a side note, the Finaus had their 6th!!! kid recently. I have a 5 year old niece who I go and see once a week, after hanging out with her for a couple hours and giving her piggy back rides and what not I'm absolutely exhausted. You've got to be mentally unstable to choose to have 6 of those little focks running around. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 950 Posted January 29 11 minutes ago, edjr said: He was going to be my last pick, don’t make me regret it uncle! I have drafted you at least once! alt - uncle mark I debated him and Macintyre. Uncle Mark has a good track record at Pebble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 950 Posted January 29 9 minutes ago, dain11279 said: Alt - Finau On a side note, the Finaus had their 6th!!! kid recently. I have a 5 year old niece who I go and see once a week, after hanging out with her for a couple hours and giving her piggy back rides and what not I'm absolutely exhausted. You've got to be mentally unstable to choose to have 6 of those little focks running around. How long before he catches Phillip Rivers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted January 29 43 minutes ago, dain11279 said: Alt - Finau On a side note, the Finaus had their 6th!!! kid recently. I have a 5 year old niece who I go and see once a week, after hanging out with her for a couple hours and giving her piggy back rides and what not I'm absolutely exhausted. You've got to be mentally unstable to choose to have 6 of those little focks running around. 5 more and they will be able to beat the bills too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,790 Posted January 29 Alt: Mad Max Greyserman, then Razzmatazz Hojgaard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites