HB Localboy 121 Posted February 9 (edited) I met her one time in the late 90's. She came into a restaurant wearing blue jeans, a grey sweatshirt and just regular hair. Nobody knew it was her because she blended in with the crowd. I knew the waitress and she said "I have Cindy Crawfords credit card!!!" I took it from her and then for some reason I put in down my pants and rubbed it all over my frank and beans. I am probably the only person in the world that rubbed CC's credit card on my nuts! Good times! Edited February 9 by HB Localboy oops 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 2,123 Posted February 9 2 hours ago, HB Localboy said: I met her one time in the late 90's. She came into a restaurant wearing blue jeans, a grey sweatshirt and just regular hair. Nobody knew it was her because she blended in with the crowd. I knew the waitress and she said "I have Cindy Crawfords credit card!!!" I took it from her and then for some reason I put in down my pants and rubbed it all over my frank and beans. I am probably the only person in the world that rubbed CC's credit card on my nuts! Good times! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 2,123 Posted February 9 2 hours ago, HB Localboy said: I met her one time in the late 90's. She came into a restaurant wearing blue jeans, a grey sweatshirt and just regular hair. Nobody knew it was her because she blended in with the crowd. I knew the waitress and she said "I have Cindy Crawfords credit card!!!" I took it from her and then for some reason I put in down my pants and rubbed it all over my frank and beans. I am probably the only person in the world that rubbed CC's credit card on my nuts! Good times! I guarantee that is not true. Also, pretty sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HB Localboy 121 Posted February 9 38 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said: I guarantee that is not true. Also, pretty sad. I swear to God it happened exactly like that! It's funny because I called my friends and they came to the restaurant. They would walk by her table pretending to go to the bathroom. All she ordered was a Shrimp Cocktail. Six shrimp! That is what she ate. The waitress said she was very unfriendly. I remember going to the table that was next to her after she left and asked them if they knew that was Cindy Crawford sitting next to them. They all thought it was just another pretty Newport Beach Bimbo. I'm telling you....without the makeup and the hair she would pass as just another pretty girl. I think she wore that baggy grey sweatshirt on purpose so people would not recognize her. I wonder why she was in Newport Beach? I'm sure she was going yachting with some billionaire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,454 Posted February 9 Not a SB commercial, but prolly my favorite 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,386 Posted February 9 The upcoming Liquid Death commercial during the first time out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted February 9 I bet this thread has never been done at fft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted February 9 36 minutes ago, SUXBNME said: Not a SB commercial, but prolly my favorite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HB Localboy 121 Posted February 9 Regarding Mike Honcho: I've never met a guy in my life with cats that wasn't a flaming h0m0sexual. I had to break up with a girlfriend because she had two cats. Everyday they would jump up on the stove when I was cooking, they would run across my face at 4am in the middle of the night as I was sleeping, they would bat the blinds when the sun came up...... I HATE CATS ALL MEN HATE CATS! MEN LOVES DOGS! DOG SPELLED BACKWARDS IS GOD Cats are for chicks and dudes that want to be chicks. If you are a dude and you likes cats, you are probably a chick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,184 Posted February 9 3 minutes ago, edjr said: Two classics. Ahhh, the good ole days when SNL was funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted February 9 2 minutes ago, HB Localboy said: ALL MEN HATE CATS! MEN LOVES DOGS! My grandfather died in his sleep 4 years ago. He died less than a year after my grandmother. They had a 3 year old outdoor cat. My son (7 at the time) asked if we could adopt her, we did. She is an angel and she reminds me of my grandparents. We have since got a puppy, he is 18 months old. I love ALL animals and most bugs. kindly fock yourself. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 1,115 Posted February 9 7 minutes ago, edjr said: My grandfather died in his sleep 4 years ago. He died less than a year after my grandmother. They had a 3 year old outdoor cat. My son (7 at the time) asked if we could adopt her, we did. She is an angel and she reminds me of my grandparents. We have since got a puppy, he is 18 months old. I love ALL animals and most bugs. kindly fock yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 2,123 Posted February 9 4 hours ago, HB Localboy said: I swear to God it happened exactly like that! It's funny because I called my friends and they came to the restaurant. They would walk by her table pretending to go to the bathroom. All she ordered was a Shrimp Cocktail. Six shrimp! That is what she ate. The waitress said she was very unfriendly. I remember going to the table that was next to her after she left and asked them if they knew that was Cindy Crawford sitting next to them. They all thought it was just another pretty Newport Beach Bimbo. I'm telling you....without the makeup and the hair she would pass as just another pretty girl. I think she wore that baggy grey sweatshirt on purpose so people would not recognize her. I wonder why she was in Newport Beach? I'm sure she was going yachting with some billionaire. I was not doubting you saw her. I was doubting that you are the only guy pathetic enough to rub your junk on her credit card. I imagine anything she hands to a boy who then takes it out of her sight ends up with boy junk sweat all over it. She probably has industrial strength hand sanitizer with her at all times for just such contingencies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HB Localboy 121 Posted February 9 5 minutes ago, edjr said: My grandfather died in his sleep 4 years ago. He died less than a year after my grandmother. They had a 3 year old outdoor cat. My son (7 at the time) asked if we could adopt her, we did. She is an angel and she reminds me of my grandparents. We have since got a puppy, he is 18 months old. I love ALL animals and most bugs. kindly fock yourself. Outdoor Cats are the worst! They kill birds. I love birds, ergo, I hate Cats! Dogs protect livestock! Dogs herd Sheep! Dogs are man's best friend! Dogs retrieve birds! Dog hunt to provide food for humans. What the fukk has a cat ever done? NOTHING! Maybe the reason your Grandpa keep the cat outside is so it wouldn't jump up on the stove or the table or bat the blinds and meow when the sun came up. FUKK CATS! I can't hate cats enough! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,386 Posted February 9 15 minutes ago, HB Localboy said: Regarding Mike Honcho: I've never met a guy in my life with cats that wasn't a flaming h0m0sexual. I had to break up with a girlfriend because she had two cats. Everyday they would jump up on the stove when I was cooking, they would run across my face at 4am in the middle of the night as I was sleeping, they would bat the blinds when the sun came up...... I HATE CATS ALL MEN HATE CATS! MEN LOVES DOGS! DOG SPELLED BACKWARDS IS GOD Cats are for chicks and dudes that want to be chicks. If you are a dude and you likes cats, you are probably a chick. Cats are cool. They DGAF. Dogs are awesome. They love to see you come home. Or just back into the room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HB Localboy 121 Posted February 9 1 minute ago, Engorgeous George said: I was not doubting you saw her. I was doubting that you are the only guy pathetic enough to rub your junk on her credit card. I imagine anything she hands to a boy who then takes it out of her sight ends up with boy junk sweat all over it. She probably has industrial strength hand sanitizer with her at all times for just such contingencies. What part of "WAITRESS" don't you understand???? Cindy Crawford gave her credit card to a fukking waitress! The waitress showed it to me. CC had no idea that I took the card from the waitress and put it down my pants. Rack me! I'm proud to say that I am the only guy in the world that had CC's credit card rubbing my frank and beans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 2,123 Posted February 9 4 minutes ago, HB Localboy said: What part of "WAITRESS" don't you understand???? Cindy Crawford gave her credit card to a fukking waitress! The waitress showed it to me. CC had no idea that I took the card from the waitress and put it down my pants. Rack me! I'm proud to say that I am the only guy in the world that had CC's credit card rubbing my frank and beans. What part of the world is full of sad wierdos don't you understand. To imagine yourself unique is the obvious error to which I referred. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HB Localboy 121 Posted February 9 2 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said: What part of the world is full of sad wierdos don't you understand. To imagine yourself unique is the obvious error to which I referred. Peenie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gas 128 Posted February 9 17 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said: What part of the world is full of sad wierdos don't you understand. To imagine yourself unique is the obvious error to which I referred. Peafoam/stealthycat wants to be the biggest saddest weirdo in the world. This is his only claim to fame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,386 Posted February 10 2 hours ago, 5-Points said: The upcoming Liquid Death commercial during the first time out. Meh. Having seen their ads in meetings, I expected more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,307 Posted February 10 My two favorites so far are, the Lilo&Stitch one and the old ladies one getting arrested for speeding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,553 Posted February 10 In this game, the lava Reeses one was good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
