Single…Go To Home Depot To meet A Ho

[BunnysBastatrds 2,319]

 The do it yourself stores are replacing the the produce department at your local grocery store. Horny wemens are on the prowl. My friend that works at Lowe’s, young lady, says she laughs all day. 

[seafoam1 2,803]

6 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 The do it yourself stores are replacing the the produce department at your local grocery store. Horny wemens are on the prowl. My friend that works at Lowe’s, young lady, says she laughs all day. 

So focking true. This one girl actually working in the paint area of a Home Depot was following me around the store one night. I initially asked her where I could find something in another section and she insisted to escort me to the actual item, and then, wouldn't leave. 

That was an easy month long ride until I had to move out of state. Not because of her. Just a planned move.

She was focking hot. 

Produce sections are still up there though. But alas, I'm off the market. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,844]

Ho Depot?

[edjr 6,578]

How many depots we have?

Home Depot
Office Depot
Restaurant Depot

 

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,319]

2 hours ago, edjr said:

How many depots we have?

Home Depot
Office Depot
Restaurant Depot

 

 

 You left out the most important depot. The one you want to seed.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,319]

2 hours ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Ho Depot?

You left out me

[frank 2,276]

I went to the Home Depot yesterday, which was unnecessary; I need to go to the Apartment Depot. It's just a bunch of guys standing around going "Hey, we ain't gotta fix sh1t.."

[League Champion 1,896]

5 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 The do it yourself stores are replacing the the produce department at your local grocery store. Horny wemens are on the prowl. My friend that works at Lowe’s, young lady, says she laughs all day. 

I go to Home Depot to meet a Mexican to hang my drywall  

[patweisers44 815]

How is the action in the parking lot?

Asking for a friend.  #nafxaj

[FrancieFootball 96]

6 hours ago, seafoam1 said:

 

Produce sections are still up there though. But alas, I'm off the market. 

Did you buy the pump used to blow her up at Home Depot?

[The Girlfriend 208]

Why would I go to Home Depot when I can go to yer mom instead?

[seafoam1 2,803]

38 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said:

Did you buy the pump used to blow her up at Home Depot?

 

7 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

Why would I go to Home Depot when I can go to yer mom instead?

A pimpledoosh by any other name is still a pimpledoosh. 

[Cdub100 3,841]

On 2/16/2025 at 12:08 PM, edjr said:

How many depots we have?

Home Depot
Office Depot
Restaurant Depot

 

 

Anniston Army Depot
Blue Grass Army Depot.
Camp Stanley Army Depot
Corpus Christi Army Depot
Fort Wingate Army Depot.
Hawthorne Army Depot
Lexington Army Depot
McAlester Army Depot
Navajo Army Depot
New Cumberland Army Depot
Price Support Center
Red River Army Depot
Sacramento Army Depot
Savanna Army Depot:
Seneca Army Depot
Sierra Army Depot
Tobyhanna Army Depot
Tooele Army Depot

[edjr 6,578]

5 minutes ago, Cdub100 said:

Anniston Army Depot
Blue Grass Army Depot.
Camp Stanley Army Depot
Corpus Christi Army Depot
Fort Wingate Army Depot.
Hawthorne Army Depot
Lexington Army Depot
McAlester Army Depot
Navajo Army Depot
New Cumberland Army Depot
Price Support Center
Red River Army Depot
Sacramento Army Depot
Savanna Army Depot:
Seneca Army Depot
Sierra Army Depot
Tobyhanna Army Depot
Tooele Army Depot

never heard of any of them and nice copy and paste.  Price Support Center? really!?

[Cdub100 3,841]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

never heard of any of them and nice copy and paste.  Price Support Center? really!?

they are military, specifically army

Yeah I copy pasted them. Is that a problem?

[edjr 6,578]

1 minute ago, Cdub100 said:

they are military, specifically army

Yeah I copy pasted them. Is that a problem?

does it have depot in the name?

[Cdub100 3,841]

Just now, edjr said:

does it have depot in the name?

Yes...

[edjr 6,578]

4 minutes ago, Cdub100 said:

Yes...

price support center? half-wit

[Cdub100 3,841]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

price support center? half-wit

You asked how many depots do we have.

I posted a bunch of Army depots

You said something about price support center. I have no idea wtf you're talking about.

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