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No, not your micropeemus.

I learned about this in a "Five Bullet Friday" email I get from Tim Ferriss, the podcaster.  Here is his description:

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TheTrueSize.com. This is mind-blowing. Try taking the United States, or your own country, and moving it around, especially towards the poles. Play with it for a minute and you’ll get it. From the description: “Every map projection introduces distortion, and each has its own set of problems. One of the most common criticisms of the Mercator map is that it exaggerates the size of countries nearer the poles (US, Russia, Europe), while downplaying the size of those near the equator (the African Continent). … This app was created by James Talmage and Damon Maneice. It was inspired by an episode of The West Wing and an infographic by Kai Krause entitled ‘The True Size of Africa.’ We hope teachers will use it to show their students just how big the world actually is.”

It's amazing how much smaller the lands near the poles truly are, and vice versa.  Russia is actually only about as wide as the top half of Africa, for instance.  Greenland only goes from the Canadian border to the southern tip of Texas.

Have fun!  :cheers: 

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So now you’re up to par.   Congrats.  Indeed 

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30 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

Cute Jerry.  I remember learning this in 4th grade.

I’m sure the land mass around his pole is pretty small, too.

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47 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

Cute Jerry.  I remember learning this in 4th grade.

You had an app in 4th grade that could show you the relative sizes of these countries at any latitude?

Stay ignorant, Gutter.  :thumbsup: 

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17 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

I’m sure the land mass around his pole is pretty small, too.

Says the guy who needs to pull his gunt back to pee.  :lol: 

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9 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Says the guy who needs to pull his gunt back to pee.  :lol: 

:lol:

Figures.  

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41 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Says the guy who needs to pull his gunt back to pee.  :lol: 

I had to read this in a Stephen Hawkin voice to make it funny. 

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23 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

I had to read this in a Stephen Hawkin voice to make it funny. 

Did your belly jiggle when you laughed?

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43 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Did your belly jiggle when you laughed?

I can lose weight-you’ll always have the festering hatchet wound on your neck.

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3 hours ago, jerryskids said:

You had an app in 4th grade that could show you the relative sizes of these countries at any latitude?

Stay ignorant, Gutter.  :thumbsup: 

We had maps without Mercator projection dummy. 🤣

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It appears your pole has been exaggerated.

:doublethumbsup:

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2 hours ago, The Girlfriend said:

I can lose weight-you’ll always have the festering hatchet wound on your neck.

You can lose weight but you are a life loser so you won't.

I imagine your Sanctuary buddies are viewing this as a big win.  Stay classy, Jonesy.  :thumbsup: 

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OP, could you please tell us about how small Russia is once again, yawn.   Indeed 

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57 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

We had maps without Mercator projection dummy. 🤣

In 4th grade?  Impressive.  I'd bet Jonesy's monthly Ozempic tab that he wasn't aware of it. :thumbsup: 

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9 minutes ago, weepaws said:

OP, could you please tell us about how small Russia is once again, yawn.   Indeed 

This is DEFCON 1 level ratard.  Hey Sanctuary guys, you've got a new recruit, congrats!

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2 hours ago, jerryskids said:

This is DEFCON 1 level ratard.  Hey Sanctuary guys, you've got a new recruit, congrats!

Monaco and Canada, compare and discuss.  Indeed 

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36 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Ya  know Maine is closer to Africa than Florida ?

Pfft.  Gutterboy learned that in the womb.  

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3 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Pfft.  Gutterboy learned that in the womb.  

bro got his feeling hurt 🤣

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1 minute ago, Ron_Artest said:

bro got his feeling hurt 🤣

I was just trying to start a thread that wasn't political.  I didn't count on you and Jonesy sending out the bat signal to come tag team pwn me with your 4th grade syllabus.  Speaking of hurt feelers, Jonesy resorted to making fun of my cancer surgery, did you all giggle at that at the Sanctuary? :lol: 

Guess I'll go start a tranny thread.  :thumbsup: 

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Just now, jerryskids said:

I was just trying to start a thread that wasn't political.  I didn't count on you and Jonesy sending out the bat signal to come tag team pwn me with your 4th grade syllabus.  Speaking of hurt feelers, Jonesy resorted to making fun of my cancer surgery, did you all giggle at that at the Sanctuary? :lol: 

Guess I'll go start a tranny thread.  :thumbsup: 

I applaud your effort to start a non political thread.  I made a funny comment like we used to do.  We used to be able to laugh at ourselves.  Instead you got offended and called me ignorant.

There was no bat signal.  Were the cancer jokes over the line?  Maybe. 

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15 hours ago, The Girlfriend said:

I can lose weight-you’ll always have the festering hatchet wound on your neck.

This is @Horsemanure level dreck. I know you and Jerry have some kinda beef, but the last thing we need is another Tony.

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15 minutes ago, Fnord said:

This is @Horsemanure level dreck. I know you and Jerry have some kinda beef, but the last thing we need is another Tony.

He has always been insecure.  He hangs at a site with a lot of educated people, but he isn't one of them.

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37 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

I applaud your effort to start a non political thread.  I made a funny comment like we used to do.  We used to be able to laugh at ourselves.  Instead you got offended and called me ignorant.

There was no bat signal.  Were the cancer jokes over the line?  Maybe. 

It's a coincidence that you two posted back to back, with Rusty a short while later?  :lol: 

Also, I responded with jokes to both you and Pudgy.  It was the cancer comment that bothered me.  It says a lot about a man who would say something like that.  Not the kind of person I'd like to hang with, online or otherwise.

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24 minutes ago, Fnord said:

This is @Horsemanure level dreck. I know you and Jerry have some kinda beef, but the last thing we need is another Tony.

Jerry is so classy he called TNG fat right after she had a kid. He was a Tony level asshat for years. We didn’t kick him out of the Sanctuary for nothing.

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6 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

Jerry is so classy he called TNG fat right after she had a kid. He was a Tony level asshat for years. We didn’t kick him out of the Sanctuary for nothing.

Atta boy. You fatties gotta stick together. 

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3 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

Jerry is so classy he called TNG fat right after she had a kid. He was a Tony level asshat for years. We didn’t kick him out of the Sanctuary for nothing.

TNG had nothing to do with the Sanctuary banning me; I've spoken to her about it.  I was banned because I hadn't posted in months or years and TK or whoever was cleaning out the membership rolls.

I've also talked to TNG about that comment.  I don't remember making it, and I highly doubt I would have flat out called her fat, because she wasn't.  I presume I commented on her weight though, and for that I apologized to her.  

Looks like you are choosing to double down on classless.  Keep being you.  :thumbsup: 

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2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

TNG had nothing to do with the Sanctuary banning me; I've spoken to her about it.  I was banned because I hadn't posted in months or years and TK or whoever was cleaning out the membership rolls.

I've also talked to TNG about that comment.  I don't remember making it, and I highly doubt I would have flat out called her fat, because she wasn't.  I presume I commented on her weight though, and for that I apologized to her.  

Looks like you are choosing to double down on classless.  Keep being you.  :thumbsup: 

Is that what we told you?  🤣🤣🤣 You really are gullible, Jerry. 

And yes, that is exactly what happened with TNG. Maybe you spent too many years as a black out drunk, be some of us remember.

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Finally! A post about MEEEEEEE!!!!! 

 

 

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1 minute ago, TheNewGirl said:

Finally! A post about MEEEEEEE!!!!! 

 

 

:first:

 

I guess he forgot about the message that read: WE LIKE TNG BETTER after he tried to log in after we booted him.

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18 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

Jerry just visited Mike’s profile. Looks like we found one of the button smashers.

Are you stalking me?  That was an accidental click when the screen shifted from a banner ad.  I've never reported anyone in my life, creepy stalker dood.  :unsure: 

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26 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

:first:

 

I guess he forgot about the message that read: WE LIKE TNG BETTER after he tried to log in after we booted him.

No, I remember that well, that was part of what TNG and I discussed.  Are you crashing from a Twinkie sugar high or something?

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17 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

No, I remember that well, that was part of what TNG and I discussed.  Are you crashing from a Twinkie sugar high or something?

:lol: Maybe you should start early today, Jerry. Your ability to memory hole stuff is impressive, but then again you’ve got a lot of impressive holes.

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54 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

:lol: Maybe you should start early today, Jerry. Your ability to memory hole stuff is impressive, but then again you’ve got a lot of impressive holes.

I have no idea what you mean by that first word salad.  Start what early?  Grab some Ding Dongs and focus.  :thumbsup:

 

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I can't believe you two are arguing about this. 

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11 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

I can't believe you two are arguing about this. 

Jonesy tried to justify his comment about my "hatchet wound" with it.  I don't want to put you in a position to alienate yourself with those folks, so I'm done with it.  :cheers:

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