Ash Wednesday....

[HB Localboy 121]

I'll never forget the first time I heard about Ash Wedenesday...

 

Me:  "Excuse me sir, but you have a bunch of dirt on your forehead"

Dude:  "it's not dirt, it's Ash Wednesday"

Me:  "What's Ash Wednesday?"  

 

 

[jbycho 579]

15 minutes ago, HB Localboy said:

I'll never forget the first time I heard about Ash Wedenesday...

 

Me:  "Excuse me sir, but you have a bunch of dirt on your forehead"

Dude:  "it's not dirt, it's Ash Wednesday"

Me:  "What's Ash Wednesday?"  

 

 

Ummm. Go educate yourself? 

[HB Localboy 121]

5 minutes ago, jbycho said:

Ummm. Go educate yourself? 

I wonder how many other people thought it was dirt on his forehead too!  

[Bert 1,128]

7 hours ago, HB Localboy said:

I wonder how many other people thought it was dirt on his forehead too!  

Probably the same number that wonder why morons walk around with dots on their heads.  

[weepaws 3,150]

Very vain thing that the Catholic Church does here,  Jesus says this about fasting. 

Matthew 6:16-   

Moreover, when you fast , do not be like the hypocrite, with a sad countenance, for they disfigure their faces that they may Appear to men to be Fasting, so it’s fake, 100% of Catholics that put ash on their heads don’t do it to fast, but to have people think they are doing so.

Jesus says this.  Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward. But you when you Fast, anoint your head and wash your face , so that you do not appear to men to be fasting.  So, do your normal everyday life, wash up, and go on, not to be earn a reward from man.   

Jesus says this. But to your Father who is on the secret place, and your Father who sees in secret will reward you openly

We are do please God in Heaven, and not man, God is to be the one that gives out our gifts. 

Jesus says this. Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on Earth.   Indeed 

muslims, Buddhist, Mormon, atheist, Hindu, catholic, all those man made religions are simply man trying to earn salvation, Jesus died on the Cross, to freely give us Salvation Through His Blood, And rising again , now that’s Salvation. 

Now everyone come, and receive the Holy Gift of Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior. 

Amen Thanks 

 

[5-Points 3,385]

7 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Very vain thing that the Catholic Church does here,  Jesus says this about fasting. 

Matthew 6:16-   

Moreover, when you fast , do not be like the hypocrite, with a sad countenance, for they disfigure their faces that they may Appear to men to be Fasting, so it’s fake, 100% of Catholics that put ash on their heads don’t do it to fast, but to have people think they are doing so.

Jesus says this.  Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward. But you when you Fast, anoint your head and wash your face , so that you do not appear to men to be fasting.  So, do your normal everyday life, wash up, and go on, not to be earn a reward from man.   

Jesus says this. But to your Father who is on the secret place, and your Father who sees in secret will reward you openly

We are do please God in Heaven, and not man, God is to be the one that gives out our gifts. 

Jesus says this. Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on Earth.   Indeed 

muslims, Buddhist, Mormon, atheist, Hindu, catholic, all those man made religions are simply man trying to earn salvation, Jesus died on the Cross, to freely give us Salvation Through His Blood, And rising again , now that’s Salvation. 

Now everyone come, and receive the Holy Gift of Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior. 

Amen Thanks 

 

All religions are man made. 

 

HTH

 

[weepaws 3,150]

56 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

All religions are man made. 

 

HTH

 

Not true, and only a foolish person like yourself doesn’t believe on Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior.  Carry on with your foolishness.  Jesus Christ is a real person, He’s the Savior, learn it or burn.  

[5-Points 3,385]

Just now, weepaws said:

Not true, and only a foolish person like yourself doesn’t believe on Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior.  Carry on with your foolishness.  

Jesus didn't characterize his beliefs as a religion, dummy. It was a way of life. 

Man deemed it a "religion." 

Now go get your fockin shine box. 

[posty 2,609]

46 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

All religions are man made.

Hit the nail on the head there…

[weepaws 3,150]

11 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Jesus didn't characterize his beliefs as a religion, dummy. It was a way of life. 

Man deemed it a "religion." 

Now go get your fockin shine box. 

Says the fool.  

[jerryskids 6,548]

1 hour ago, weepaws said:

Very vain thing that the Catholic Church does here,  Jesus says this about fasting. 

Matthew 6:16-   

Moreover, when you fast , do not be like the hypocrite, with a sad countenance, for they disfigure their faces that they may Appear to men to be Fasting, so it’s fake, 100% of Catholics that put ash on their heads don’t do it to fast, but to have people think they are doing so.

Jesus says this.  Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward. But you when you Fast, anoint your head and wash your face , so that you do not appear to men to be fasting.  So, do your normal everyday life, wash up, and go on, not to be earn a reward from man.   

Jesus says this. But to your Father who is on the secret place, and your Father who sees in secret will reward you openly

We are do please God in Heaven, and not man, God is to be the one that gives out our gifts. 

Jesus says this. Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on Earth.   Indeed 

muslims, Buddhist, Mormon, atheist, Hindu, catholic, all those man made religions are simply man trying to earn salvation, Jesus died on the Cross, to freely give us Salvation Through His Blood, And rising again , now that’s Salvation. 

Now everyone come, and receive the Holy Gift of Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior. 

Amen Thanks 

 

That is our gospel reading every Ash Wednesday.   

[5-Points 3,385]

1 minute ago, weepaws said:

Says the fool.  

There is no more foolish poster on this forearm than you. 

 

[weepaws 3,150]

1 minute ago, 5-Points said:

There is no more foolish poster on this forearm than you. 

 

Not true, that would be you.   

[weepaws 3,150]

2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

That is our gospel reading every Ash Wednesday.   

HTH, today isn’t Ash Wednesday.    Go back to the weed.  Indeed 

[weepaws 3,150]

5 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

There is no more foolish poster on this forearm than you. 

 

Psalm 14:1.  Only a fool says there is no God, that’s you, even God calla you a fool.  .  HTH. 

[5-Points 3,385]

3 minutes ago, weepaws said:

HTH, today isn’t Ash Wednesday.    Go back to the weed.  Indeed 

No, today is the sabbath. A day on which you should be resting and worshipping. Yet here you are casting judgement on others in direct contradiction to the word of God. 

You're an imposter and a sinner. Repent now. 

Or don't. Nobody here gives a sh!t. 

[weepaws 3,150]

Just now, 5-Points said:

No, today is the sabbath. A day on which you should be resting and worshipping. Yet here you are casting judgement on others in direct contradiction to the word of God. 

You're an imposter and a sinner. Repent now. 

Or don't. Nobody here gives a sh!t. 

You feel judged by what Jesus spoke, that’s not my issue, you’re the one with the problem, dumbarse.  

[5-Points 3,385]

9 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Psalm 14:1.  Only a fool says there is no God, that’s you, even God calla you a fool.  .  HTH. 

You're a liar. I never said there was no God. 

I said you're a liar and you will be judged as such. 

ETA: As far as I know, the only "religion" that condones liars is Islam. You just outed yourself you kid touching, goat focker. 

[jerryskids 6,548]

14 minutes ago, weepaws said:

HTH, today isn’t Ash Wednesday.    Go back to the weed.  Indeed 

The discussion was ashes on Ash Wednesday, tard.

[weepaws 3,150]

5 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

No, today is the sabbath. A day on which you should be resting and worshipping. Yet here you are casting judgement on others in direct contradiction to the word of God. 

You're an imposter and a sinner. Repent now. 

Or don't. Nobody here gives a sh!t. 

 

3 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

You're a liar. I never said there was no God. 

I said you're a liar and you will be judged as such. 

 

4 minutes ago, weepaws said:

You feel judged by what Jesus spoke, that’s not my issue, you’re the one with the problem, dumbarse.  

You feel the burn you liar, now accept Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior, hurry, before you die.  Indeed 

[weepaws 3,150]

Just now, jerryskids said:

The discussion was ashes on Ash Wednesday, tard.

 

18 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

That is our gospel reading every Ash Wednesday.   

On my soul, shittthead, it’s not Ash Wednesday, go back to the John Wayne reruns, and smoke some more weed, just let the adults to the chatting in here today.  Thanks. HTH. 

[5-Points 3,385]

1 minute ago, weepaws said:

 

 

You feel the burn you liar, now accept Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior, hurry, before you die.  Indeed 

You'll feel the eternal burn of hell. 

[weepaws 3,150]

6 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

You're a liar. I never said there was no God. 

I said you're a liar and you will be judged as such. 

God calls you a fool.  

13 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Psalm 14:1.  Only a fool says there is no God, that’s you, even God calla you a fool.  .  HTH. 

 

[weepaws 3,150]

Just now, 5-Points said:

You'll feel the eternal burn of hell. 

Misery loves company

 

3 minutes ago, weepaws said:

 

 

You feel the burn you liar, now accept Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior, hurry, before you die.  Indeed 

 

[5-Points 3,385]

Just now, weepaws said:

God calls you a fool.  

 

Jesus loves me, this I know. You're an asshoIe, for the Bible told me so.  

[jerryskids 6,548]

1 minute ago, weepaws said:

 

On my soul, shittthead, it’s not Ash Wednesday, go back to the John Wayne reruns, and smoke some more weed, just let the adults to the chatting in here today.  Thanks. HTH. 

Did you punch yourself in the face extra today?  I don't watch John Wayne, I don't smoke weed, and you have the mental acuity of an 8 yr old.  And this thread is about Ash Wednesday.  I'm guessing about 70 IQ for you.

[weepaws 3,150]

5 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Did you punch yourself in the face extra today?  I don't watch John Wayne, I don't smoke weed, and you have the mental acuity of an 8 yr old.  And this thread is about Ash Wednesday.  I'm guessing about 70 IQ for you.

It’s not Ash Wednesday, oh my soul. Child please go play outside.  You don’t smoke weed, so go back to eating it. You have 58,837 stupid post, I’m sure one more is coming? 

[weepaws 3,150]

4 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Jesus loves me, this I know. You're an asshoIe, for the Bible told me so.  

Lie, Bible doesn’t say that, another lie, from the liar.  

[5-Points 3,385]

9 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Lie, Bible doesn’t say that, another lie, from the liar.  

Revelations 11:5 "weepaws is an ashhoIe"

God said it. 

 

[weepaws 3,150]

8 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Revelations 11:5 "weepaws is an ashhoIe"

God said it. 

 

You just keep getting dumber with everyone of your post.  And you keep calling God a lair   

Revelation 11:5    And if any man will hurt them, Fire proceeds out of their mouth, and devour their enemies, and if any man will hurt them, he must in this manner be killed.  Indeed Amen Thanks 

See your very first mistake poster, was posting on this thread, you have no clue.   Indeed 

[5-Points 3,385]

10 minutes ago, weepaws said:

You just keep getting dumber with everyone of your post.  And you keep calling God a lair   

Revelation 11:5    And if any man will hurt them, Fire proceeds out of their mouth, and devour their enemies, and if any man will hurt them, he must in this manner be killed.  Indeed Amen Thanks 

See your very first mistake poster, was posting on this thread, you have no clue.   Indeed 

I keep calling YOU a liar, because you are. 

You'll be judged one day but it won't be by me. As God commanded. 

[Gepetto 1,285]

Hey @weepaws 

Stop being a d-bag or go post at footballguys.

[weepaws 3,150]

2 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

I keep calling YOU a liar, because you are. 

You'll be judged one day but it won't be by me. As God commanded. 

Of course, the Bible says all will be judged. Of course you cannot judge me, but a righteous man judges all things, you’re not a righteous man, I am.  Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior?  

Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior is my Savior, I’ll be judged for that, if Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior , isn’t your Savior you will be judged fo that.  

Romans 14:12,  So then each of us will give an account of himself to God.  

Romans 2:16.  On that day when, according to my Gospel, God judges the secrets of men by Christ Jesus.   Indeed Amen Thanks 

[jerryskids 6,548]

36 minutes ago, weepaws said:

It’s not Ash Wednesday, oh my soul. Child please go play outside.  You don’t smoke weed, so go back to eating it. You have 58,837 stupid post, I’m sure one more is coming? 

Why do you feel the need to tell me it's not Ash Wednesday, tard?  Basic calendar knowledge is expected of us normal functioning people, but I guess you think it is some big win, given your special needs?

Eat weed?  What are you blabbing about?  You have the emotional and intellectual ability of an 8 yr old.  Luckily for you, God shows favor to special people like you, so you are probably in good shape.   

[weepaws 3,150]

9 minutes ago, Gepetto said:

Hey @weepaws 

Stop being a d-bag or go post at footballguys.

Just answering fan mail.  If you don’t like it, don’t.  look at it.  

Didn't know one can post on foorballguys, I only use them for rosters.  Mmmm. 

[weepaws 3,150]

Just now, jerryskids said:

Why do you feel the need to tell me it's not Ash Wednesday, tard?  Basic calendar knowledge is expected of us normal functioning people, but I guess you think it is some big win, given your special needs?

Eat weed?  What are you blabbing about?  You have the emotional and intellectual ability of an 8 yr old.  Luckily for you, God shows favor to special people like you, so you are probably in good shape.   

Yeah, another one, I’m sure another is coming soon.  More weed induced statements coming from Jerry in a few moments   

You just called God a lair, God isn’t a respecter of persons.  

Acts 10:34. Then Peter opened his mouth and said, in Truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons.  

Shame. 

[jerryskids 6,548]

4 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Yeah, another one, I’m sure another is coming soon.  More weed induced statements coming from Jerry in a few moments   

You just called God a lair, God isn’t a respecter of persons.  

Acts 10:34. Then Peter opened his mouth and said, in Truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons.  

Shame. 

Again with the weed, which I don't do.  Also, you accuse every poster who points out you are a tard, of calling God a lair.

Your brain is broken.  I can't fix it.  Perhaps God will give you a functioning brain in the afterlife.   

[Frozenbeernuts 2,112]

4 hours ago, 5-Points said:

Jesus didn't characterize his beliefs as a religion, dummy. It was a way of life. 

Man deemed it a "religion." 

Now go get your fockin shine box. 

This is what I try to get across to Christians. Weepaws doesn't realize she would be the first one from this board sent with a one way ticket to hell. Luckily for her it doesn't exist.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,306]

28 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

This is what I try to get across to Christians. Weepaws doesn't realize she would be the first one from this board sent with a one way ticket to hell. Luckily for her it doesn't exist.

BunnysBastatrds 3:16 will find a way 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,236]

4 hours ago, jerryskids said:

Did you punch yourself in the face extra today?  I don't watch John Wayne, I don't smoke weed, and you have the mental acuity of an 8 yr old.  And this thread is about Ash Wednesday.  I'm guessing about 70 IQ for you.

I tried to get Jerry to smoke weed. He wouldn’t even give into peer pressure