Mike Honcho 5,096 Posted April 22 Dominates tether ball, but needs to work on his sharing skills. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Psychic Observer 496 Posted April 22 Demands to be captain when choosing teams which automatically puts his team at a disadvantage. You don't want to get picked by him but you do. He declares himself the QB despite 3 other kids that are better. Drops back and holds the ball way too long before just chucking it up for grabs. You have to suck it up and wait till you're down several scores before he gets bored and runs off to the swings and you can finally have fun and be competitive. Always hated that kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tree of Knowledge 1,699 Posted April 22 6 minutes ago, The Psychic Observer said: Demands to be captain when choosing teams which automatically puts his team at a disadvantage. You don't want to get picked by him but you do. He declares himself the QB despite 3 other kids that are better. Drops back and holds the ball way too long before just chucking it up for grabs. You have to suck it up and wait till you're down several scores before he gets bored and runs off to the swings and you can finally have fun and be competitive. Always hated that kid. How much time have you spent in therapy since 2016? Be honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,154 Posted April 22 If you run on the trump team, it’s likely you will spend time in jail, hiding evidence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,347 Posted April 22 I picture him on the jungle gym, swinging from monkey bars, going, 'HEY GUYS! Watch this!" and proceeding to do various tricks, dismounts, etc, that really aren't that great. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegeneral 2,897 Posted April 22 Eric had a sharting incident and had to get sent home. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,096 Posted April 22 23 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said: I picture him on the jungle gym, shining from monkey bars, going, 'HEY GUYS! Watch this!" and proceeding to do various tricks, dismounts, etc, that really aren't that great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,310 Posted April 22 I picture him playing hackysack and playing by the golden rule of not saying “Im sorry, and saying, my bad!” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,387 Posted April 22 He'd prolly be the first guy eliminated in dodgeball. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 2,051 Posted April 22 Not a team player, assumes he is better than everyone at everything despite little athletic ability and no desire to learn. Tends to be tarty to his next class due to spending too much time on his hair after recess, and spends an inordinate amount of time trying to peek into the ladies' room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,387 Posted April 23 Some of you need to buy a sense of humor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 14,928 Posted April 23 I like to think of Trump with eagles wings singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynard with an angel band and I’m in the front row hammered drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jbycho 587 Posted April 23 11 hours ago, The Psychic Observer said: Demands to be captain when choosing teams which automatically puts his team at a disadvantage. He sure is making your team cry a lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,096 Posted April 23 7 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said: I like to think of Trump with eagles wings singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynard with an angel band and I’m in the front row hammered drunk. Mike Honcho is on board with that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
