WhiteWonder 2,879 Posted August 29 Anyone have punishments for finishing last? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DM8vf5VOhoO/?igsh=cHR5eGdpZTRyMXNr 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,934 Posted August 29 We do. we’ve done the 24 hours in a waffle house, the loser has to do the ACT test. Unfortunately, the smartest guy in our league got it and pretty much nailed the whole thing, we had someone that had to put a float in their local parade, saying they were a loser, we’ve done where you have to wear crocs a week at work. We had a guy with a really good sense of humor Get it one year and had to complete an NFL combine. Some we haven’t gotten through yet is I want someone that finishes last to have to audition for their local Nutcracker. They don’t have to take the part, but they have to go through the audition. I do like the you have to draft the next year from a dog kennel, but we have some pretty fat focks in our league. (one most of us can’t use, but I thought it was really funny. My brother-in-law was a D1 football player and he had a bunch of guys in his league and the loser had to call up a coach They couldn’t stand and that got fired and tell him what an inspiration he was to his life and what a great coach he was.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,986 Posted August 29 4 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said: Anyone have punishments for finishing last? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DM8vf5VOhoO/?igsh=cHR5eGdpZTRyMXNr That's awesome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,784 Posted August 29 Well done Portnose, well done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 740 Posted August 29 1 hour ago, WhiteWonder said: Anyone have punishments for finishing last? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DM8vf5VOhoO/?igsh=cHR5eGdpZTRyMXNr Force them to read Squissy posts 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,784 Posted August 29 How about a punishment for a woman's FF league? The last place team, the girl has to spend a weekend with Portnoy at his house in Nantucket Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,879 Posted August 29 2 minutes ago, edjr said: How about a punishment for a woman's FF league? The last place team, the girl has to spend a weekend with Portnoy at his house in Nantucket I mostly can’t stand him so that would work for me as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 1,041 Posted August 29 Loser has to insert ed's butt plug for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 4,303 Posted August 29 Seriously, if that was my punishment I would strongly consider leaving the earthly realm. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,794 Posted August 29 Go to a restaurant and they pay the bill... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,784 Posted August 29 26 minutes ago, BiffTannen said: Loser has to insert ed's butt plug for him. That's the easy part! Try pulling it out 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,830 Posted August 30 I never understood the one about taking the SAT. Why wouldn't you just show up and fill in A for every answer and go home? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,879 Posted August 30 2 minutes ago, nobody said: I never understood the one about taking the SAT. Why wouldn't you just show up and fill in A for every answer and go home? good question. I didn't think about it because I did not know the format of the ACT (i took the SATs) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandy Loam 291 Posted August 30 On 8/29/2025 at 10:47 AM, cyclone24 said: We do. we’ve done the 24 hours in a waffle house, the loser has to do the ACT test. Unfortunately, the smartest guy in our league got it and pretty much nailed the whole thing, we had someone that had to put a float in their local parade, saying they were a loser, we’ve done where you have to wear crocs a week at work. We had a guy with a really good sense of humor Get it one year and had to complete an NFL combine. Some we haven’t gotten through yet is I want someone that finishes last to have to audition for their local Nutcracker. They don’t have to take the part, but they have to go through the audition. I do like the you have to draft the next year from a dog kennel, but we have some pretty fat focks in our league. (one most of us can’t use, but I thought it was really funny. My brother-in-law was a D1 football player and he had a bunch of guys in his league and the loser had to call up a coach They couldn’t stand and that got fired and tell him what an inspiration he was to his life and what a great coach he was.) I'm in a league with a bunch of bikers and blue-collar dudes. They wanted the loser to get some terrible tattoo, and I was nope on that one. So they pivoted to the Waffle House thing. I narrowly missed the playoffs. And there is a loser bracket, and bad luck resulted in me coming in last in that. There isn't a Waffle House anywhere near me, so I donated $100 to some Harley Davidson charitable cause, and the league loved that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,879 Posted August 30 6 minutes ago, Sandy Loam said: I'm in a league with a bunch of bikers and blue-collar dudes. They wanted the loser to get some terrible tattoo, and I was nope on that one. So they pivoted to the Waffle House thing. I narrowly missed the playoffs. And there is a loser bracket, and bad luck resulted in me coming in last in that. There isn't a Waffle House anywhere near me, so I donated $100 to some Harley Davidson charitable cause, and the league loved that. I've never been in a league with a loser punishment but I would think we would award it to the last place team at the end of the regular season Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandy Loam 291 Posted August 30 23 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said: I've never been in a league with a loser punishment but I would think we would award it to the last place team at the end of the regular season Or we could just award it to Peefoam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
