Matt Kalil's supermodel wife left him because of massive c0ck

[cmh6476 1,138]

https://nypost.com/2025/11/05/sports/model-reveals-intimate-details-about-why-she-divorced-longtime-nfl-star-matt-kalil/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nypost_sports&sr_share=twitter

 

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“That’s why I can’t put it on the internet,” Haley said. “… We tried it all.”

Haley Haley went on to suggest his size was the issue.

“He was like two Coke cans on top of each other, maybe even a third,” she said.

 

 

[Drizzay 749]

He was such a bust after his first year.

[Fnord 2,577]

Well that's some pretty good advertising for Mr. Kalil to attach to his dating profile of choice. Future in the pr0n industry, perhaps? Or maybe he should try dating someone that's not a size zero spinner?

I might know someone better "suited" for her physically. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,653]

3 minutes ago, cmh6476 said:

https://nypost.com/2025/11/05/sports/model-reveals-intimate-details-about-why-she-divorced-longtime-nfl-star-matt-kalil/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nypost_sports&sr_share=twitter

 

 

  She had a coke and a pain killer 

[edjr 6,932]

Leave it to toofy to post about huge dongs

[SUXBNME 1,607]

Seems like he'd fit in here at the GC just fine. 

[edjr 6,932]

Just now, SUXBNME said:

Seems like he'd fit in here at the GC just fine. 

He might fit in you, ya fayg

[SUXBNME 1,607]

Just now, edjr said:

He might fit in you, ya fayg

Unlike fitting in you, which would be hotdogs through a hallway, amirite? 

[WhiteWonder 2,944]

"that's why I cant put it on the internet?"   implying what?

[cmh6476 1,138]

27 minutes ago, edjr said:

Leave it to toofy to post about huge dongs

What in the world are you searching to dig this up?

[edjr 6,932]

1 minute ago, cmh6476 said:

What in the world are you searching to dig this up?

 

[Fnord 2,577]

3 minutes ago, cmh6476 said:

What in the world are you searching to dig this up?

Dude... don't ask questions you don't want the answers to. Deep dives into edjr's psychopathy won't end well for anyone.

[edjr 6,932]

6 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Dude... don't ask questions you don't want the answers to. Deep dives into edjr's psychopathy won't end well for anyone.

[Maximum Overkill 2,507]

On 11/5/2025 at 2:49 PM, cmh6476 said:

“He was like two Coke cans on top of each other, maybe even a third,” she said.

That's why my wife is with me 

[peenie 1,988]

She's right, bigger is not better; it just hurts. 

[Voltaire 5,502]

1 hour ago, SUXBNME said:

Seems like he'd fit in here at the GC just fine. 

We can relate because almost all of us have the same problem.

[cmh6476 1,138]

37 minutes ago, peenie said:

She's right, bigger is not better; it just hurts. 

Take it back

[edjr 6,932]

38 minutes ago, peenie said:

She's right, bigger is not better; it just hurts. 

You didn't know what size back massager to get?

[MikeMatt 422]

On 11/5/2025 at 2:49 PM, cmh6476 said:

https://nypost.com/2025/11/05/sports/model-reveals-intimate-details-about-why-she-divorced-longtime-nfl-star-matt-kalil/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nypost_sports&sr_share=twitter

 

 

[Maximum Overkill 2,507]

2 hours ago, peenie said:

She's right, bigger is not better; it just hurts. 

Especially when it's in your asss. Ain't that right Peenie?