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New element found!

Yesterday, 07:02 PM


https://www.flyinggi...ead.php?t=93427

BREAKING NEWS!!


A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. The chemical symbol of Pelosium is Pu. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Pelosiums mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates MSNBCobnoxium and CNNadnausium, both elements that radiate orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since they have half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

Since it has no electrons, Pelosium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Pelosium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second. In the presense of anti-morons, Pelosium can be extremely corrosive. Botox seems to distort and smooth its surface, without impeding its ongoing decay.

Pelosium has a normal half-life of approximately two years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a transmutation, appearing in a new location but displaying the same properties. In this process, deputy morons, assistant morons, vice morons and assistant vice morons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the critical morass actually increases after each transmutation.

Research at other laboratories indicates that Pelosium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, universities, and anywhere there is news coverage occurring. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.

Scientists point out that Pelosium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily block and even destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. It has also been demonstrated to halt all positive forward movement begun by other elements, especially those elements with opposite polarity. Attempts are currently underway to determine how Pelosium can be neutralized or even just controlled, so as to prevent irreversible damage to elements around it, but thus far, results to date do not appear promising.

Happy Birthday Mr President

14 June 2018 - 03:49 AM

Thank you for saving our country from the enemies within.  

Declassify the IG report as a gift of truth to the American people.  

:cheers:

Can we all agree on this ?

13 June 2018 - 10:00 AM

The Obama administration was easily the most corrupt and inept in our countries history.
Is there any department or agency they didn't politicize or weaponize against political opponents?
How many billions pilfered?
How many terrorist states funded ?
How many plead the 5th ?
The list can go on and on.
Easily something we can all agree on, no ?

Obamas sons/animals at it again

22 May 2018 - 07:06 PM

https://www.cbsnews....n-line-of-duty/

Baltimore County police officer killed in line of duty
MAY 22, 2018 11:00 AM EDT CRIMESIDER

BY CRIMESIDER STAFF / CBS/AP







BALTIMORE COUNTY, Md. -- A Baltimore County police officer was killed Monday afternoon while responding to a report of a suspicious vehicle in suburban Perry Hall, officials say. A Baltimore County Police Department spokesperson confirmed the officer would have been a four-year veteran of the force in July.




Following a manhunt, a 16-year-old boy has been arrested and charged with first-degree murder, and three other teen boys were arrested Tuesday. They were all allegedly involved in burglaries in the area, Baltimore County officials said via Twitter

More MAGA!

10 May 2018 - 09:40 AM

Check out @realDonaldTrumps Tweet: https://twitter.com/...5822564353?s=09


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