Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 21, 2014 Let em rip ladies.... Fock you Raiders for actually showing up yet not throwing it to Rivera at all. Go fock yourselves. Fock you to Reid for not using Kelce until I drop the focking guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigeru 65 Posted November 21, 2014 There it is waited all day just about. I didn't want to get a fake thread going asking where this one was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 994 Posted November 21, 2014 fock you raiders. Cover charles and make them beat you some other way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barber2309 26 Posted November 21, 2014 Fu nfl for making us watch the raiders on Thursday night. The most competitive Thursday night game all year but it is the raiders, so who cares? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshall 98 Posted November 21, 2014 For the many of us who do care, it was a thrilling game. : ) And nobody made you watch it. Screw yer sour grapes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Niner Homer 3 Posted November 21, 2014 Fu nfl for making us watch the raiders on Thursday night. The most competitive Thursday night game all year but it is the raiders, so who cares? Come on dude hell yeah RAIDAHS ! First Win Awesome ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,335 Posted November 21, 2014 Fu nfl for making us watch the raiders on Thursday night. The most competitive Thursday night game all year but it is the raiders, so who cares? In other words, except for a couple of Chefs, there was no fantasy value going on tonight. Great googlie mooglie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barber2309 26 Posted November 21, 2014 For the many of us who do care, it was a thrilling game. : ) And nobody made you watch it. Screw yer sour grapes. Let me rephrase it then. FU fantasy football for making me watch this crappy raider team just because I am hoping reid comes to his senses and uses kelce the way he should. Fu fantasy football for my team getting 4.7 Points out of kelce and then dragging me in to watch more in the hope to get more and then finally getting up to 10.7 just to hope for more. Because fantasy football only exists due to the nfl existing, fu nfl. I thought I could put the short version because the rest was implied, but here you go, all spelled out for you now. Honorable mention fu to justin tuck for having the presence of mind to call a timeout while two of his idiotic teammates continued their 20 second celebration 15 yards on the wrong side of the line of scrimmage as the chiefs hustled to snap the ball. It would have made for great tv had the chiefs gotten a free play and scored a td there. Instead, we got the raiders win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barber2309 26 Posted November 21, 2014 In other words, except for a couple of Chefs, there was no fantasy value going on tonight. Great googlie mooglie This guy got the short version. I thought it was very clear, like reading the cliff notes version of a novel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaBeerz 88 Posted November 21, 2014 FOCK YOU CHIEFS FOCK. Nobody in my league picked the raiders. Many people lost money tonight. Some kinda fix. Unbelievable. Somebody made huge bank on the Raiders. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingstowne Dealers 14 Posted November 22, 2014 Mychal Riveria....Thanks for the goose egg bruh...'preciate that homie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 23, 2014 A few more pre-kickoff F.U.s to dole out. FOCK YOU Cleveland if you fock around after naming Crowell as the starting RB then give West more carries. I'll gut you like a fish if you fock this up. FOCK YOU Cleveland again if you limit Gordon's touches. Let the beast off the chain and to hell with caution. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TennisMenace 156 Posted November 23, 2014 Filthy, You can't have both dude- Crowell or Gordon. You only get one to go off. That's the way it goes. My bet- Flash Gordon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 23, 2014 Filthy, You can't have both dude- Crowell or Gordon. You only get one to go off. That's the way it goes. My bet- Flash Gordon. I'm not expecting both to go off. I'll take good games from both. Plus I'm mixing some F.U.s in there for Fanduel. Last week N.O. Def and Rivers lost my fanduel matchups right off the bat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted November 23, 2014 Filthy, You can't have both dude- Crowell or Gordon. You only get one to go off. That's the way it goes. My bet- Flash Gordon. Most certainly both can go off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted November 23, 2014 Dear Fantasy Football, *whispers* "Psssst....fantasy football...." *throws a pebble at the window* "Pssst.... fantasy football!!!" (The light comes on, and Fantasy Football's silhouette shows clearly in the window) *holds the boom box over his head* Hey Fantasy Football. Its me, southcarolina. I know i dont deserve it, but please give me one more chance. Im going to anger management classes. Im trying to take responsibility fr my actions. I know all our problems are my fault, not yours. Ive done you wrong, Fantasy Football, and i wouldnt blame you if you never talked to me again. But i hope you will. My councilor says i should be totally honest with you. So....no more secrets. Two summers ago, i played Fantasy Baseball. I know. I know thats practically unforgivable. But now that its out in the open, we can start over. Please at least think about it. I love you more than Bojangles Bo-Berry biscuits. Sincerely, southcarolina 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 23, 2014 Dear Fantasy Football, *whispers* "Psssst....fantasy football...." *throws a pebble at the window* "Pssst.... fantasy football!!!" (The light comes on, and Fantasy Football's silhouette shows clearly in the window) *holds the boom box over his head* Hey Fantasy Football. Its me, southcarolina. I know i dont deserve it, but please give me one more chance. Im going to anger management classes. Im trying to take responsibility fr my actions. I know all our problems are my fault, not yours. Ive done you wrong, Fantasy Football, and i wouldnt blame you if you never talked to me again. But i hope you will. My councilor says i should be totally honest with you. So....no more secrets. Two summers ago, i played Fantasy Baseball. I know. I know thats practically unforgivable. But now that its out in the open, we can start over. Please at least think about it. I love you more than Bojangles Bo-Berry biscuits. Sincerely, southcarolina "And though I know all about those men Still I don't remember 'Cause it was us baby, way before then And we're still together And I meant, every word I said When I said that I love you I meant that I love you forever And I'm gonna keep on lovin' you 'Cause it's the only thing I wanna do I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on lovin' you" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 23, 2014 Outfockingstanding shore. "Hickory d!ckory dock, Belichick can suck my c@ck" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted November 23, 2014 I fully expect this weeks edition of the FU thread to be the best to date. Melt downs of nuclear proportion incoming Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 23, 2014 Better not be anything to do with Blue, Crowell, Gordon, or Herron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted November 23, 2014 "And though I know all about those men Still I don't remember 'Cause it was us baby, way before then And we're still together And I meant, every word I said When I said that I love you I meant that I love you forever And I'm gonna keep on lovin' you 'Cause it's the only thing I wanna do I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on lovin' you" REO Speedwagon? On a FF forum? :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted November 23, 2014 Better not be anything to do with Blue, Crowell, Gordon, or Herron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted November 23, 2014 FU NFL.com for taunting me with 9 Philly kick return TDs. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted November 23, 2014 Preemptive FUs to my 'great' RB core of Gio, Crowell, Blue, and Mason. I"m sure you'll all be respectively outscored by Hill, West, Grimes, and Cunningham. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted November 23, 2014 Annnnd FU to Chip Kelly. McCoy runs 31 yards on 4 carries...Sproles gets the TD run from the 4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted November 23, 2014 Fock You Chip Kelly. I know you pop wood every time Sproles can give you a 1yd TD. I hope the next time you go from 6 to 12, McCoy comes over and rips your little c0ck off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted November 23, 2014 Preemptive FUs to my 'great' RB core of Gio, Crowell, Blue, and Mason. I"m sure you'll all be respectively outscored by Hill, West, Grimes, and Cunningham. I hope you're partially correct -- I have to lean on Hill and Mason this week. I'm also facing West. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted November 23, 2014 Matt Ryan focking sucks goat d!ck. How can this idiot be this bad?? How can I continue to start this clown?? Fock him and fock me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigeru 65 Posted November 23, 2014 Focken Cutler. It isn't fantasy related. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 23, 2014 Was just about to add FOCK YOU to Matt Ryan for missing Julio............. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murf74 461 Posted November 23, 2014 Matt Ryan focking sucks goat d!ck. How can this idiot be this bad?? How can I continue to start this clown?? Fock him and fock me Started sanchize. I get the qb killing kickoff return for TD followed by short field rb TD. Wish I went Ryan this week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted November 23, 2014 5 more of those Ryan will make up for some of your season-long suckfest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted November 23, 2014 Eat a diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick brady, throw it GRONK!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted November 23, 2014 Own: Roddy, Gronk, McCoyFacing: Ryan, Julio, Lacy, Evans Well, I won't have to worry about football the rest of the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted November 23, 2014 FU McCoy. Chris Polk in there now catching balls. Anyone still want to disagree with my previous thread about McCoy being the biggest bust in the history of fantasy football? Focking joke of a #1 overall pick. I hope that waitress you stiffed blew a snot in your food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigeru 65 Posted November 23, 2014 Fock Colts. -2 yards passing after 1 quarter. I need 350. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flyfreak 84 Posted November 23, 2014 if there's a bigger bucket of f*cu than trich, i'd love to know who it is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigeru 65 Posted November 23, 2014 Focken game is horrible I have Luck Fleener Robinson. Up the road I put in Marshall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
