***Official*** Geek Spermoff Draft Thread (Draft Picks Only!)

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

8.3 Apu Nahasapeemapetilon - legend (flex)

 

http://deadspin.com/5515170/how-did-that-false-amy-mickelson-michael-jordan-rumor-start-anyway

[Cruzer 1,992]

I am going to move wiffleball to the heart category, using my mulligan. I know that sounds strange, but among numerous others, wiff has been very kind via pm over the years and is generally nice guy.

 

I guess consider yourself lucky. To an entire race of others, he has not.

[SUXBNME 1,335]

8.4 BiPolar Bear - Heart

 

 

Has he ever said a mean word to any of you? Didn't think so.

[shotsup 832]

8.5 TommyGavin Hilarity FLEX

 

Back on the party bus theme. That focker drank more the me and Bunny put together ( well that's not possible to do and be alive but for pick purposes we will leave it there)

 

I have assembled quite the drinking team. /Draft

[KSB2424 3,083]

8.6 Brown Eyed Girl - Vagina

 

The Notorious B.E.G. is prolly pushing 45 or 50 now, but back in the day she was a hottie from the pics I remember. An L.A. girly girl who hung with the boys and even up until a few years ago still competed in a football last man standing contest here on the Geek Bored. If I recall she worked with a fellow old timer Geek who's yet to be drafted. Universally loved and never hated, BEG brought the sexy to the Geek Club. Welcome to Team KSB. Me love you long time.

[edjr 5,564]

seeing KSB is a real azzhole and dicktater, I will play by the rules.

 

I can't let this person slip and be undrafted.

 

Please move Recidivist - to Brains

 

and 8.7 shovelheadt - Hilarity

 

no clue how this guy went undrafted. The man that brought the Choke fock and beating a dog with a rake. He brought plenty more.

 

I am sorry Patsfat, I wanted to swap out Recidivist for you and draft you as my brain. KSB sucks

[edjr 5,564]

c'mon Chronic Huckster, lets go!!!!!!

[Chronic Husker 85]

8.8 Jerome in Manhattan - flex

 

Silverbacks will remember him creating his own geek Hall of Fame. For a long time, he posted more than anyone.

 

I'm highly suspicious he's actually Mike - which would be fitting. The fraft has now come full circle.

[KSB2424 3,083]

Draft Completed

[edjr 5,564]

Draft Completed

 

Is this a draft choice?

 

Thank you captain obvious

[Cruzer 1,992]

With it over now - some surprise no picks:

 

MB and Phurfur - with the widespread animosity for both here, shocked neither were taken for the A-hole category... Many of the old Silverbacks will remember Tarheel Boy - not that I did, but many considered him one too.

 

CMT for Brain - shocked nobody took him - he's prolly the genuine smartest one of the entire group.

 

Jay - older Silverback - was always a bastion of football knowledge, often given long, detailed analysis of things.

 

penultimatestraw for Brain - really, nobody took possibly the only real doc we have on staff?

[Voltaire 4,559]

With it over now - some surprise no picks:

 

MB and Phurfur - with the widespread animosity for both here, shocked neither were taken for the A-hole category... Many of the old Silverbacks will remember Tarheel Boy - not that I did, but many considered him one too.

 

CMT for Brain - shocked nobody took him - he's prolly the genuine smartest one of the entire group.

 

Jay - older Silverback - was always a bastion of football knowledge, often given long, detailed analysis of things.

 

penultimatestraw for Brain - really, nobody took possibly the only real doc we have on staff?

straw was the other who I was considering for brain. I wen with Worms instead as he is more prolific with the high post count.

 

MB was also runner up to FailHawker for my AsshoIe. We get along OK though, he's somebody else's problem and he also can make legitimate posts. FailHawker has no upside, makes an ass of himself and hurls a personal insult every time he hits reply.

[edjr 5,564]

did anyone draft themselves and did anyone that drafted not get drafted?

[Voltaire 4,559]

did anyone draft themselves and did anyone that drafted not get drafted?

I would have draft myself on the 3/4 corner if I hadn't taken myself off my draft board. I ... uh ... thought I fell too far.

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

did anyone draft themselves and did anyone that drafted not get drafted?

I was not drafted nor did I think I would be... maybe if there were 2 more owners or something.

[KSB2424 3,083]

I was not drafted nor did I think I would be... maybe if there were 2 more owners or something.

You, Megla, and Vikings4ever were the three left on my Sports big board.

[vuduchile 1,941]

Focking hypocrites. This thread was supposed to be for picks only, now look at all the circle jerkers whacking it furiously.

[shotsup 832]

Focking hypocrites. This thread was supposed to be for picks only, now look at all the circle jerkers whacking it furiously.

Draft is over free for all. DB

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

With it over now - some surprise no picks:

 

MB and Phurfur - with the widespread animosity for both here, shocked neither were taken for the A-hole category... Many of the old Silverbacks will remember Tarheel Boy - not that I did, but many considered him one too.

 

CMT for Brain - shocked nobody took him - he's prolly the genuine smartest one of the entire group.

 

Jay - older Silverback - was always a bastion of football knowledge, often given long, detailed analysis of things.

 

penultimatestraw for Brain - really, nobody took possibly the only real doc we have on staff?

When I was choosing a new ass hole, I wavered between phurphur and Porkbutt. I went with porky.

[edjr 5,564]

I put as much thought and energy into this draft as I do one of my posts.

[tikigods 76]

I'm adopting the Islanders for the playoffs.

 

 

6.5 Tikigod Sports

Solely picked in sports category for bringing hockey to this football related message board.
Fits on the party bus too. Kinda awkward the fact he boinked Gettnhuge's wife and caught the herps but they'll get over it.

[edjr 5,564]

I'm adopting the Islanders for the playoffs.

 

 

 

you repeating what you said in December?

[tikigods 76]

Enlighten me. I don't remember what I said ten minutes ago.

 

 

you repeating what you said in December?

[edjr 5,564]

Enlighten me. I don't remember what I said ten minutes ago.

 

 

habs were out of the playoffs in December.

 

how you been?

[tikigods 76]

Ha! Oh yeah...I remember now. What an abortion of a season...for both Boston and Montreal (more so on the Habs end)

 

Been good, brother. How about you? I see you've become quite the family man. Congrats.

 

 

habs were out of the playoffs in December.

 

how you been?

[edjr 5,564]

Ha! Oh yeah...I remember now. What an abortion of a season...for both Boston and Montreal (more so on the Habs end)

 

Been good, brother. How about you? I see you've become quite the family man. Congrats.

 

 

 

Things are good. getting better all the time.

yes, it's amazing.

[tikigods 76]

 

 

Things are good. getting better all the time.

yes, it's amazing.

 

Awesome! I'm really happy for you. You still in Beverly?

[edjr 5,564]

 

Awesome! I'm really happy for you. You still in Beverly?

 

Nope. back home.

 

[tikigods 76]

Nice. I was in Danvers a few weekends ago. My cousins live in that area.

 

You start reffing soccer yet?

[shotsup 832]

I'm adopting the Islanders for the playoffs.

 

 

Welcome aboard brother. Now I can blame you IF they lose.

 

[tikigods 76]

I think this may be the year for you. Seriously.

 

 

Welcome aboard brother. Now I can blame you IF they lose.

[edjr 5,564]

Nice. I was in Danvers a few weekends ago. My cousins live in that area.

 

You start reffing soccer yet?

 

I haven't time for anything right now.

 

Danvers is nice. Well nicer than Gloucester, people wise. Far less junkies.

[tikigods 76]

Yeah, the heroin epidemic is out of control. My cousin works as a narcotics detective in Lawrence. No shortage of work for sure.

 

 

I haven't time for anything right now.

 

Danvers is nice. Well nicer than Gloucester, people wise. Far less junkies.