House: Ring Ring (front door bell)
Me: Open door
Her: Strike? I'm Julie so and so from the local Republican committee. I have a three question survey we're asking people.
Strike: How much are you paying?
Her: Pardon. Nothing.
Strike: Why would I give you my opinion without compensation?
Her: Uh, I don't know.
Strike: Not gonna happen then.
Her: <perplexed look> walks away.
Do you answer surveys from random people who approach you, either via phone or in person?
GF (sitting at table in kitchen nook playing on tablet): (laughing) I love it when you answer the door and fock with people.