So, we're at the Broncos game Thursday night. She is from Rhode Island and a huge Pats fan. I've told her in the past she can't wear Pats jerseys around the house or to games. She doesn't own one so it's mostly in fun.
Her: I do have to get a Pats Jersey.
Me: Well, you can't wear it around the house or to games. I suppose you could wear it to work.
Her: Hey, lots of couples have friendly rivalries.
Me: Lots of couples have Anal Sex.
Her: So if I give up the Anal I can wear a Pats jersey?
Me: Yeah, while we're doing the Anal.