ZeroTolerance

Jim takes lane violations very seriously.

https://mobile.twitter.com/dfs1974/status/1098436308610007041 Coach K(unt)

I use my phone a lot, but $2000 is too rich for my blood (we'll see after a couple generations and improvements in the tech).

Need to confirm a few more teams here. About a week from the usual starting period.

I'm hoping for a sane person to challenge Trump for the Republican nomination, because I know the Democrats won't send anyone that fits the bill.

This quote would make more sense in modern times if instead of "nobody said", it read "said nobody ever".

Man, I tell ya, cable TV was just awful under FDR. And don't even get me started on satellite.

Bullsh*t headline.

Bot fishing, a fun new pastime. Let me just set my hook before I cast and... Cialis Now, we wait.

Ed successfully lured out a spam bot with this one. Only took 7 years! Impressive.

Meanwhile, the rest of us look at both of your groups and roll our eyes at two sets of hypocritical douchebags. Almost forgot, I should add an (R) or a (D) after my post so you people know how you are supposed to feel about it.

https://www.rotoworld.com/football/nfl/player-news/headlines#news-8840441 ESPN's Adam Schefter reports the Ravens have "agreed in principle" to trade Joe Flacco to the Broncos.

I can't hear this without thinking of the better literal video version though (jokes start slow, quickly gain momentum):