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Every week, any players I play on TNF under-perform. Any players I face over-perform. Week after week after week. This week ARob gets 2 TDs, Gallup goes over 100 (in a yardage heavy league), and Witten gets garbage time production when he had nothing most of the game. Meanwhile, I had Montgomery and his fumble. I wonder how it will play out next week. (#notreally)

Foles is what, the ONLY QB to suck against TB? Thanks you asshat! Jon Williams? Blow me! Crowder? You too dickweed. Oh, and FU to me! Got scared with Blough starting for Detroit and sat Golladay for McLaurin. That went well.

Gotta laugh at NBC for calling for the switch to this game and then pimping it out so much.

The list is long as the FF Gods were against me today. For my side: FU to Carson, Samuels, Barkley, Sutton, Ty Williams, Crowder, Evans, Hilton, and Waller. I faced these guys that can take a BIG FU too: Darnold, Godwin, OBJ, and Ertz. Just not good today.

This explains it: Youngstown, OH

Swing and a miss on your part. Good spin though.

I'd cut him tonight. Let him get his own ride to wherever he wants to go. Fire up Hodges! Play a Wing T. Whatever.

The Steelers better hope Ben comes back. Without a first rounder, it will be hard to find a QB in the draft.

This game could not go any worse for me. Steelers losing. Conner hurt after I started him. Samuels scores after I had to drop him. D Bush and Fitzpat doing nothing. Rudolph tosses 2 INTs (2 QB league). Landry scored. GREAT!

Are D Bush and Fitzpat even playing? And thanks Conner. That was awesome.

Sitting in Waller in 2 of 3 leagues I have him for Hooper and Henry at TE and not playing as a Flex either. Sitting Ty Williams too. Have you seen what Hayward has done to opposing #1s? Shutdown.

That is a misleading, if not only premature, update. Conner has NOT been declared out as of right now. He is doubtful however. Could be much the same thing, but Out is definitive and that decision has not yet been made.

Picks and their relative value have a lot to do with the league setup and scoring. That said, in my main league I had the 9 pick of 10 and went heavy WR. I took Hopkins in the first and Julio in the second. OK. Then it happened. I took AB in the 3rd! Allen was sitting right there, but I took AB. I got one game. Then, in the same league, I took Cam in the 5th. I got nothing there. Nothing but suck and injury. So, AB and Cam - suckholes!

Why does every TNF have fook me all over? Facing Sanders? He scored. Kittle? Yep. And Budda Baker, you're killing me dude! Just stop.

So, on a Tuesday night, before waivers process, NFL.com Fantasy thinks THAT is a good time to do maintenance. Anyone else unable to get on?