sderk 1,040 Posted January 10, 2019 The first nudist restaurant in the French capital is being forced to close because it cannot put enough people in seats. "O'Naturel" will draw the curtain on nude fine dining in Paris in February after a little over a year despite rave reviews from diners who shed their clothes to slurp oysters and feast on snails, foie gras and asparagus. But to avoid financial embarrassment, twins Mike and Stephane Saada said they were having to close. http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/restaurantsandnews/paris-nudist-restaurant-undone-by-scanty-custom/ar-BBRXWuk?ocid=ientp What a long, strange trip it's been. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 10, 2019 I hit the "show more" button in your link and only werds appeared. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 10, 2019 Yeah, the customers are trying to give the waitresses there more than just a tip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,145 Posted January 10, 2019 Their problem was the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 10, 2019 I heard there were veins in the brautwurst. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 10, 2019 Most nudists really should keep their clothes on anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted January 10, 2019 Id be worried about spilling soup in my lap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted January 10, 2019 Were Yogurt balloons on the menu? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 10, 2019 Excuse me. Do you have any grey poop on....my chair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted January 10, 2019 How do guys hide when they are sitting there with their GF and a hot chick walks in and sits at the table next to you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted January 10, 2019 I was confused at first by the headline. Couldn't figure out what "custom" they were referring to at first. Then I realized it was simply "not enough customers". Duh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,584 Posted January 10, 2019 apparently 6 course meals don't go over well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,729 Posted January 10, 2019 Their problem was the "no shirt, no shoes, no dice" sign.Fixored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted January 10, 2019 What happens if you have to take a shiit there? You walk to the bathroom nude, drop the kids off the pool, wipe and come back to the table sitting your bare stinking ass on the seat? I bet you can really smell the crumplers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,729 Posted January 10, 2019 What happens if you have to take a shiit there? You walk to the bathroom nude, drop the kids off the pool, wipe and come back to the table sitting your bare stinking ass on the seat? I bet you can really smell the crumplers.It's customary to bring a towel to sit on in these situations. Or so I hear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,584 Posted January 10, 2019 What happens if you have to take a shiit there? You walk to the bathroom nude, drop the kids off the pool, wipe and come back to the table sitting your bare stinking ass on the seat? I bet you can really smell the crumplers. its France, they have budays no idea how to spell that stupid word Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 10, 2019 I brought my wife there once. The waiter tried to push in her stool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,729 Posted January 10, 2019 its France, they have budays no idea how to spell that stupid word Bidet. What I wanna know is, do they have the blow dryers mounted at arse level or do they change the towels after every visit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted January 10, 2019 What if a busboy or waiter drops a glass or plate and it shatters next to your table. Who is going under the table to clean it up? You can't stand up because there is glass on the floor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites