Let's save Big Pete's business

[tony hardware 0]

His lingerie store is going under. (Probably because lingerie doesn't make sense. Who wants women to PUT ON clothes to look sexy for sex. Lingerie is worn for about 10 seconds or as long as it take the man to figure out the straps.) If a small business is going to survive today in the world of Home Depots, Walmarts and Targets, you need a gimic or novelty that sets you apart. Maybe instead of lingerie, you sell designer bathing suits, you can still see naked chicks and women love designer sh!t, but your inventory costs would skyrocket (and who needs a bathing suit in Colorado). Maybe you should open a video game bar for the area losers, set up a bunch of tv's with video game systems and serve all energy drinks with a bar set-up and host local tournaments. Have a back room for card games like "magic" or whatever the current loser fad is. Use the remainder of your lingerie to decorate the place.

 

Knowing you, you'll want lots of little girls around. You need to open some kind of hang-out joint for teenage girls. I would suggest a trendy coffeehouse, but you don't seem like the type. What about a cafe with couches and beanbag chairs and stuff with a bunch of tvs and just show girly shows all day. Host events during the week to get girls to come out and watch Grey's Anatomy or something. Girls like doing stuff with other girls. Have a happy hour where you just show those girl gossip shows and serve non-fat latte's at half price. Use the remainder of your lingerie to decorate the place.

 

I can come up with some good sh!t to keep your doors open. Whats Broomfield like? What does the area need?

[wiffleball 4,645]

I can come up with some good sh!t to keep your doors open. Whats Broomfield like? What does the area need?

 

A thermonuclear enema.

[edjr 5,567]

(Probably because lingerie doesn't make sense. Who wants women to PUT ON clothes to look sexy for sex. Lingerie is worn for about 10 seconds or as long as it take the man to figure out the straps.)

 

you've only been with one woman your whole life haven't you?

[bostonlager 2,465]

I think you're all wrong here. I'd much rather fock a chick in lingerie than a chick that is completely nekkid.

[kutulu 1,551]

I suggested this before, but assmunch is too dumb to see the writing on the wall. Sell used underwear.

 

Did that come out mean?

[tony hardware 0]

I think you're all wrong here. I'd much rather fock a chick in lingerie than a chick that is completely nekkid.

 

I used to do this when I was to lazy to take off the undies, the fock around the panties move. It was uncomfortable and now, I don't know why I did it as often as I did. The only think I care for in lingerie (over naked) is knee socks or garter belts with those sexy tights while otherwise naked.

[kutulu 1,551]

Specialize in crocthless underwear and bras with nipple holes.

[tony hardware 0]

bras with nipple holes.

 

Bras have two purposes, (1) hold up the bewbs (2) keep hard nipples hidden. You've just cancelled out #2.

[bostonlager 2,465]

I used to do this when I was to lazy to take off the undies, the fock around the panties move. It was uncomfortable and now, I don't know why I did it as often as I did. The only think I care for in lingerie (over naked) is knee socks or garter belts with those sexy tights while otherwise naked.

 

 

I like fockin' a chick with her panties on too. Not because of laziness, but because I like the visual.

[supermike80 1,286]

His lingerie store is going under. (Probably because lingerie doesn't make sense. Who wants women to PUT ON clothes to look sexy for sex. Lingerie is worn for about 10 seconds or as long as it take the man to figure out the straps.)

 

Completely disagree with this statement. Part of a GOOD sex session is foreplay, build up, excitement. What is the fun of ripping each others clothes completely off and then just jamming it in her?

 

Nah..I want to see her.. I want her to model it for me, I want her to know how sexy she looks in those clothes, how aroused she can make me by looking sexy for me. A nice white teddy against some tanned skin. I want to feel her breasts in that material. I want to take my hand and work down her belly, slowly sinking further...Let my finger just slide under the waistband of her panties...just a little...so she can feel it.

Run my hand down her inner thigh, then back up, once again letting my finger just slightly slide into the leg hole of her panties, maybe a slight brush of her sex..just so slight. Let my hand run over her sex, with her panties on. I am touching her, arousing her, but still not all the way there yet. She wants it, I want it, but the anticipation, the partial touches, the build up, the playing..this is GOOD sex.

[tony hardware 0]

Completely disagree with this statement. Part of a GOOD sex session is foreplay, build up, excitement. What is the fun of ripping each others clothes completely off and then just jamming it in her?

 

Nah..I want to see her.. I want her to model it for me, I want her to know how sexy she looks in those clothes, how aroused she can make me by looking sexy for me. A nice white teddy against some tanned skin. I want to feel her breasts in that material. I want to take my hand and work down her belly, slowly sinking further...Let my finger just slide under the waistband of her panties...just a little...so she can feel it.

Run my hand down her inner thigh, then back up, once again letting my finger just slightly slide into the leg hole of her panties, maybe a slight brush of her sex..just so slight. Let my hand run over her sex, with her panties on. I am touching her, arousing her, but still not all the way there yet. She wants it, I want it, but the anticipation, the partial touches, the build up, the playing..this is GOOD sex.

 

SMIAFP

 

I used to do this in high school when I wanted a reputation as a good hook up, now I just want to bang and go to sleep.

[kutulu 1,551]

Bras have two purposes, (1) hold up the bewbs (2) keep hard nipples hidden. You've just cancelled out #2.

 

 

Why on earth would you want them to be hidden. Oh, I know, yer ghey.

[supermike80 1,286]

SMIAFP

 

I used to do this in high school when I wanted a reputation as a good hook up, now I just want to bang and go to sleep.

 

Yeah, I got that from your "lingerie is bad" post.

[tony hardware 0]

Why on earth would you want them to be hidden. Oh, I know, yer ghey.

 

Bras serve this purpose for those who wear them genius. I enjoy a perky pair with some hard nips in a t-shirt as much as the next heterosexual.

 

 

(how's that feel? I stole your trademark)

[davebg 0]

Tony, you are WAAAAY off base on this one.

 

Lingerie is a booming business, as evidenced by the fact that Victoria's Secret is about as ubiquitous as Starbucks and the Gap. That stuff isn't just for strippers anymore. One quick look on Facebook or MySpace reveals women of every age and background getting into the action...from 18 year old girls who just graduated from jailbait to MILFs who are hoaring out after divorcing their hubby of 25 years.

 

Now, you were correct when you said that a small business like Pete's needs to be able to differentiate themselves from the VC's of the world. If you're selling lingerie the natural progression (IMO) would be to sell sex toys...another booming business.

 

Sex toys, once the realm of strippers, porno chicks and lonely old wommen has gone mainstream. Sex toy superstores are opening in strip malls ( I made a funny) near you (check out this MSNBC report if you don't believe me.) Places like Drugstore.com sell them. Recently Duane Reade (the major pharmacy, CVS-type place in NYC) has begun to sell some sex toys, as a result of how much business they did when they started carrying a large selection of lotions and lubricants. Even the venerable Tupperware party is not immune, as the products have gone from plastic containers to plastic pen|ses.

 

Maybe Pete needs to look into starting to sell this kind of stuff. Find a good customer and get her to host a party like that, sponsored by his store.

 

ETA: And be sure to take some pics for "promotional pusposes."

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

SMIAFP

 

I used to do this in high school when I wanted a reputation as a good hook up, now I just want to bang and go to sleep.

 

 

Wow, your wife must be so lucky to have you.

 

I wager she will be banging someone else pretty soon - who both romances her and enjoys foreplay.

[kutulu 1,551]

Bras serve this purpose for those who wear them genius. I enjoy a perky pair with some hard nips in a t-shirt as much as the next heterosexual.

 

 

(how's that feel? I stole your trademark)

 

FYI, it has become public domain months ago. You are saying the bras are for the women who wear them? Who knew?

[tony hardware 0]

Wow, your wife must be so lucky to have you.

 

I wager she will be banging someone else pretty soon - who both romances her and enjoys foreplay.

 

Does that mean I can bang other girls?

 

FYI, it has become public domain months ago. You are saying the bras are for the women who wear them? Who knew?

 

Bra's serve these two purposes for people who wear them.

 

Pete's business people, stay focused. The man is losing his livelihood and all you want to talk about is nipples and finger banging.

[DuckStupid 40]

I gotta agree with SM here. I like the visuals, and the strip and start pounding thing just doesn't do much for me for the most part. Yeah, it has it's place, but as SM said, the build up, the visual, the anticapation, leads to the greta sex.

[bostonlager 2,465]

I gotta agree with SM here. I like the visuals, and the strip and start pounding thing just doesn't do much for me for the most part. Yeah, it has it's place, but as SM said, the build up, the visual, the anticapation, leads to the greta sex.

 

 

 

Also, I like for a chick to keep her heels on in bed.

[KSB2424 3,083]

Maybe if he quit posting here so much and paid more time, attention, and manpower to his business it would be more successful. :fingerscrossed:

[Big_Pete 0]

I suggested this before, but assmunch is too dumb to see the writing on the wall. Sell used underwear.

 

Did that come out mean?

and I told you already, if you want used undies, let me know, I'll sell you some (naturally you'll get a pic of the chick who wore them)

[Franknbeans 46]

Pete needs to cut a hole in the box

[resser2 0]

I like fockin' a chick with her panties on too. Not because of laziness, but because I like the visual.

 

I like it to ( as least to start with) but you have to admit that when fock around the panties you have a very good chance of getting panty burn on you member.

 

Tony, you are WAAAAY off base on this one.

 

Lingerie is a booming business, as evidenced by the fact that Victoria's Secret is about as ubiquitous as Starbucks and the Gap. That stuff isn't just for strippers anymore. One quick look on Facebook or MySpace reveals women of every age and background getting into the action...from 18 year old girls who just graduated from jailbait to MILFs who are hoaring out after divorcing their hubby of 25 years.

 

Now, you were correct when you said that a small business like Pete's needs to be able to differentiate themselves from the VC's of the world. If you're selling lingerie the natural progression (IMO) would be to sell sex toys...another booming business.

 

Sex toys, once the realm of strippers, porno chicks and lonely old wommen has gone mainstream. Sex toy superstores are opening in strip malls ( I made a funny) near you Places like

Maybe Pete needs to look into starting to sell this kind of stuff. Find a good customer and get her to host a party like that, sponsored by his store.

 

Your right, He is already an expert on the toys (see his advice on the "rabbit") but don't you think he needs to address two issues.

 

1) One of the biggest issues is his "low" traffic. He needs to increase his traffic.

He needs to increase the knowledge of his store, and make his store a destination rather then an impromptu purchase site. This can be done by advertisement and word of mouth. But since he doesn't have money to say open, I doubt that he has the money to advertise. so that only leaves word of mouth. which leads me to my second point

 

2) An other issue he most likely has is a poor reputation. As we all have heard him say or seen the pictures he seems to prioritze his shop as a way to meet women. He asks takes pictures of his customers/clients and also hits on them. He is treating his store like a focked up singles bar, rather then a reputable place of business. I don't know how to fix this. Other then to tell him to stop creaping out his customers and maybe hire some women to work the store full time so that way the woman customers are more comfortable with the sales assocates.

It doesn't make sense to me to have a guy selling woman's underware to women. That is why JC Penny's, Walmart/ Victora Secert ALL have women working in the lingerie.

 

 

I ask the ladies of the board......

would you be comfortable going to Big_Pete's store and buying underware from him? or would you rather have a woman associate assist you in you buying needs?

[kutulu 1,551]

and I told you already, if you want used undies, let me know, I'll sell you some (naturally you'll get a pic of the chick who wore them)

 

Since I came up with the concept, I should get a lifetime supply for free.

[football_scooter 0]

and I told you already, if you want used undies, let me know, I'll sell you some (naturally you'll get a pic of the chick who wore them)

 

for the last time Pete, selling your used tighty whiteys with the brown racing stripe is not going to help your business. And for the love of all that's holy, DO NOT take a photo of yourself in them as you suggest above. Barf.

[tony hardware 0]

 

I ask the ladies of the board......

 

 

Yes, could you both please respond.

[Big_Pete 0]

Pete's business people, stay focused. The man is losing his livelihood and all you want to talk about is nipples and finger banging.

Thanks Tony!

And where I'm located, I'm not allowed to sell sex toys

One of my lingerie manufacturers is a big sex toy mfg as well, so I can get them, I'm just not allowed to sell them at this location... I've told people I can do "special orders" for them (that way I dont have a wall of di|dos etc... to get me evicted... although, by the looks of it, in a few weeks I might be out of here anyways

[football_scooter 0]

2) An other issue he most likely has is a poor reputation. As we all have heard him say or seen the pictures he seems to prioritze his shop as a way to meet women. He asks takes pictures of his customers/clients and also hits on them. He is treating his store like a focked up singles bar, rather then a reputable place of business. I don't know how to fix this. Other then to tell him to stop creaping out his customers and maybe hire some women to work the store full time so that way the woman customers are more comfortable with the sales assocates.

 

yeah, there's a good plan - like he wouldn't try to fock the chicks working at the store then. Helllllooooo?

 

At least by focking the customers there's a degree of separation.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

Pete needs to sell the Manziere or Bro.

 

[Cdub100 3,383]

Completely disagree with this statement. Part of a GOOD sex session is foreplay, build up, excitement. What is the fun of ripping each others clothes completely off and then just jamming it in her?

 

Nah..I want to see her.. I want her to model it for me, I want her to know how sexy she looks in those clothes, how aroused she can make me by looking sexy for me. A nice white teddy against some tanned skin. I want to feel her breasts in that material. I want to take my hand and work down her belly, slowly sinking further...Let my finger just slide under the waistband of her panties...just a little...so she can feel it.

Run my hand down her inner thigh, then back up, once again letting my finger just slightly slide into the leg hole of her panties, maybe a slight brush of her sex..just so slight. Let my hand run over her sex, with her panties on. I am touching her, arousing her, but still not all the way there yet. She wants it, I want it, but the anticipation, the partial touches, the build up, the playing..this is GOOD sex.

 

I just threw up.

[bostonlager 2,465]

Pete should open up a toy section in the store.

[Big_Pete 0]

I like it to ( as least to start with) but you have to admit that when fock around the panties you have a very good chance of getting panty burn on you member.

Your right, He is already an expert on the toys (see his advice on the "rabbit") but don't you think he needs to address two issues.

 

1) One of the biggest issues is his "low" traffic. He needs to increase his traffic.

He needs to increase the knowledge of his store, and make his store a destination rather then an impromptu purchase site. This can be done by advertisement and word of mouth. But since he doesn't have money to say open, I doubt that he has the money to advertise. so that only leaves word of mouth. which leads me to my second point

 

2) An other issue he most likely has is a poor reputation. As we all have heard him say or seen the pictures he seems to prioritze his shop as a way to meet women. He asks takes pictures of his customers/clients and also hits on them. He is treating his store like a focked up singles bar, rather then a reputable place of business. I don't know how to fix this. Other then to tell him to stop creaping out his customers and maybe hire some women to work the store full time so that way the woman customers are more comfortable with the sales assocates.

It doesn't make sense to me to have a guy selling woman's underware to women. That is why JC Penny's, Walmart/ Victora Secert ALL have women working in the lingerie.

I ask the ladies of the board......

would you be comfortable going to Big_Pete's store and buying underware from him? or would you rather have a woman associate assist you in you buying needs?

And like I've said before, I only hit on the women who hit on me... I only take pix of the women who walk out of the dressing room and say "so you still want to take a picture of me?" <--- when naturally they were hardcore flirting with me and I asked if they would help me advertise this place by modeling some of my stuff so I could attract more business...

And your #2 point about me working here.. I have 2 chicks who work here, but only part time as I'm broke! 99% of the women who come here absolutly LOVE the fact that a guy works here (me) cause they are sick and tired of the pushy 16 year old VS girls etc... I've even had the girls who work here tell me that chicks have come in here and noticed that I'm not here, so they left and asked when I'd be back in, cause the wanted a mans opinion on a spacific piece they wanted, and they knew that a girl would jsut lie to them and tell them that it looked fabulous!

But I like the desire to want to keep me open. Believe me, I appreciate it!

[kutulu 1,551]

Before I help any further I need to know if your store closing will result in you posting more or less here?

 

[Big_Pete 0]

Pete should open up a toy section in the store.

Cant do that.. I'll get evicted!

[tony hardware 0]

Honestly, open up a liquor store. You don't make a ton of money, but they're fun to work in. I worked at one in college. I used to pound beers in the walk-in fridge with the other clerks when the owner left.

[Big_Pete 0]

Before I help any further I need to know if your store closing will result in you posting more or less here?

 

Hard to tell... if it goes under, I'll proably post more, cause I wont have a job! and the job I'll probably get i a bartending job, so that leaves the whole day and most of the night free for me to sit around and post here. Expect my daily post count to jump into the hundreds

[tony hardware 0]

Hard to tell... if it goes under, I'll proably post more, cause I wont have a job! and the job I'll probably get i a bartending job, so that leaves the whole day and most of the night free for me to sit around and post here. Expect my daily post count to jump into the hundreds

 

Why not just get two jobs? Day and night?

[Big_Pete 0]

Honestly, open up a liquor store. You don't make a ton of money, but they're fun to work in. I worked at one in college. I used to pound beers in the walk-in fridge with the other clerks when the owner left.

I was very close to doing just that before this place, but it was too expensive! The rent on a place that is big enough to be a liquor store (2000+sqft) is astronomical, and having supply of everything is way too much overhead for me!

But hindsight being 20/20, I'd have tried that, cause at least if it failed, I could drink myself to death... it's not like I can wear lingerie to death... although I'd probably be killed if I tried. lol.

[Yer mom 2]

I was actually going to start a "Save Big Petes store thread" yesterday. Since it has now been done, it should be suggested that the 10+ females who lurk around the board should purchase some edible underwear, double sided bildos (to use with girlfriends then post photos here) and/or chains/whips to help spark the love life with their significant doosh.

 

Be a hero, save a geek! Its the gift that gives all year long and then some for gods sake!

 

 

Pete needs to sell the Manziere or Bro.