The Biden Library would be enormous. So many things to display. His wooden teeth. The 18-wheeler he used to drive. His lab where he cured cancer. The remnants of his house that burned down while he was in it and the heroism of the firefighters that died, a mock-up of Biden Falls, mementos from his time being raised by Puerto Ricans, a statue of Corn Pop, a mock-up of his arrest in South Africa and again being arrested during the Civil Rights movement, being appointed to the Naval Academy, a film depicting him finishing at the top of his law school class, out back they could have a barn where Biden threatened to punch Trump, and alongside the barn could be a reflecting pool representing an endless sea of blind journalists who refuse to call Biden out on anything.